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  • Daniel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 113

    #1

    Shutdown Landover!

    Plagiarised lies deleted.

    /Eno
    Last edited by Enobarbus; 04-17-2007, 02:24 PM. Reason: Lies, plagiarisation and copyright infringement
  • Enobarbus
    Professor of English Landover University
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3496

    #2
    Re: Shutdown Landover!

    Daniel has committed the sin of plagiarism and of spreading false witness. He has copied and pasted from a notorious fake site that lies about Landover and mocks the Lord with nonsense about Christian cats and other obviously false information.

    Daniel has been led astray by a witch who has used feminine wiles and powers invested in her by her master, Satan, to subvert Daniel from the Truth©. In fact the witches want young virgin men to sacrifice to the Wicker god, as they call him. Their intention is to burn Daniel alive inside a huge wooden effigy.

    Not only is Daneil's soul in jeopardy, but his physical welfare as well. Let us all urgently pray for him!
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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    • Brother Samuel
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2007
      • 72

      #3
      Re: Shutdown Landover!

      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
      Daniel has committed the sin of plagiarism and of spreading false witness. He has copied and pasted from a notorious fake site that lies about Landover and mocks the Lord with nonsense about Christian cats and other obviously false information.

      Daniel has been led astray by a witch who has used feminine wiles and powers invested in here by her master, Satan, to subvert Daniel from the Truth©. In fact the witches want young virgin men to sacrifice to the Wicker god, as they call him. Their intention is to burn Daniel alive inside a huge wooden effigy.

      Not only is Daneil's soul in jeopardy, but his physical welfare as well. Let us all urgently pray for him!
      I will pray, sir. Have you considered abducting him and shipping him overnight to the LBC Psychiatric Hospital? It would seem to do him some good. It is such a pitty to see young men fall at the hands of a witch. Just motivation to keep on the right path.

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      • Warrior in Christ
        "Stumpy"
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2007
        • 430

        #4
        Re: Shutdown Landover!

        I'll be praying for him Brother, maybe in the face of darkness and satan he will change his ways and see the light? Jesus is coming for you boy, you better have your game face on.
        Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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        • Brother Samuel
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2007
          • 72

          #5
          Re: Shutdown Landover!

          Originally posted by Brother Samuel View Post
          I will pray, sir. Have you considered abducting him and shipping him overnight to the LBC Psychiatric Hospital? It would seem to do him some good. It is such a pitty to see young men fall at the hands of a witch. Just motivation to keep on the right path.
          Supplementary: I noticed that Daniel is unbanned but still on moderation. Also, a question: Why would anyone want to shutdown Landover? It's like trying to shutdown the U.S.A. You see how well the Mudslimes are doing with that.

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #6
            Re: Shutdown Landover!

            Originally posted by Brother Samuel View Post
            I will pray, sir. Have you considered abducting him and shipping him overnight to the LBC Psychiatric Hospital? It would seem to do him some good. It is such a pitty to see young men fall at the hands of a witch. Just motivation to keep on the right path.
            We don't "abduct" anyone.
            We lovingly relocate them, in an attempt to save their damned souls.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • Brother Samuel
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2007
              • 72

              #7
              Re: Shutdown Landover!

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              We don't "abduct" anyone.
              We lovingly relocate them, in an attempt to save their damned souls.
              My mistake. I will use more discretion in the future.

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              • Daniel
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2007
                • 113

                #8
                Re: Shutdown Landover!

                Originally posted by Brother Samuel View Post
                My mistake. I will use more discretion in the future.
                ITS ALL LIES SAM!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!

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                • Warrior in Christ
                  "Stumpy"
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 430

                  #9
                  Re: Shutdown Landover!

                  Originally posted by Brother Samuel View Post
                  My mistake. I will use more discretion in the future.
                  It's less of a matter of discretion and moreso a matter of us, as True Christians, incapable of such horrendous acts as "kidnapping." EVERYTHING we do, we do out of love for our fellow man. We're just trying to help as many people as possible get to Heaven. That's why we witness others to the True Word of God, the Literal Translation of the KJV Bible 1611, you can find it here at www.biblegateway.com if you have any questions. Make sure you memorize this Holy Word of God, it's the only way to gain True Salvation.
                  Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  • Enobarbus
                    Professor of English Landover University
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3496

                    #10
                    Re: Shutdown Landover!

                    Originally posted by Brother Samuel View Post
                    Supplementary: I noticed that Daniel is unbanned but still on moderation. Also, a question: Why would anyone want to shutdown Landover? It's like trying to shutdown the U.S.A. You see how well the Mudslimes are doing with that.
                    A very foolish man called Jim Carlson runs a scurrilous Web Site in which he argues with many vicious lies that Landover should be shut down. But his site has simply sat there now unattended, except that some of his relatives have continued to pay the hosting fees.

                    As far as Mr Carlson is concerned, Pastor Pistle knows the full story, but he was tragically killed by a runaway truck a few years ago. He was crushed against a concrete wall and died instantly. Neither the truck nor the driver were ever found, and one would have to be very foolish not to wonder if the Lord is not speaking to us through this incident, however unpleasant it may seem.
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Shutdown Landover!

                      Originally posted by Brother Samuel View Post
                      Supplementary: I noticed that Daniel is unbanned but still on moderation. Also, a question: Why would anyone want to shutdown Landover? It's like trying to shutdown the U.S.A. You see how well the Mudslimes are doing with that.
                      Friend,

                      Why does Satan oppose Jesus? It is not like Satan can win. No, evil opposes good purely for the sake of being evil. Thise people with their false website see God's message ring true and clear here at Landover and it fills them with rage. They will do anything and say anything to silence The TRUTH(tm) so more souls can joing them in Hell.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #12
                        Re: Shutdown Landover!

                        Originally posted by Daniel View Post
                        ITS ALL LIES SAM!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!
                        Daniel, you must try to calm yourself. This foul little witch Alie is not what you think; she has led you astray and cares nothing for you. She will simply use you for her own base and Godless ends and then cast you aside or, worse, you will be lured far into the woods lept upon by vile smelling pagans dressed in animal skins and offered as a human sacrifice to the Goddess and Gods.

                        Believe me, we have seen her in action before -- she is a brazen and ruthless harlot who will stop at nothing to lure her victims away from the Lord and into the arms of her master Satan. Trust me, Daniel, follow Alie and it is Satan's embrace that you will find yourself in.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #13
                          Re: Shutdown Landover!

                          Anyone who write that many words, saying the exact same thing, all in big letters, and a whole lot of !!'s to follow each other word:
                          MUST be demon possessed!

                          Danielle, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!
                          Get thee behind me, satan!
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-17-2007, 03:07 PM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #14
                            Re: Shutdown Landover!

                            Originally posted by Daniel View Post
                            ITS ALL LIES SAM!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!
                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            Anyone who write that many words, saying the exact same thing, all in big letters, and a whole lot of !!'s to follow each other word:
                            MUST be demon possessed!

                            Danielle, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!
                            Get thee behind me, satan!
                            I was just thinking the very same thing, SS!

                            The poor boy is possessed by one of Alie's demon "familiars", no doubt!

                            Notice he used a corruption of her name in his very first line . . . Indeed, she has taken control of him. Daniel is now her puppet.

                            Why else would Daniel claim we are liars? We only share the Truth about God and Jesus, exactly as He reveals Himself in His Holy Word, the KJV 1611 Bible.

                            It's not like Daniel can't just look it up and check . . . Perhaps she's provided him with a Satanic Bible, like the New Infidel Version?

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                            • Brother Samuel
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 72

                              #15
                              Re: Shutdown Landover!

                              I researched some of Daniel's former posts (before Undecided) and he seemed to be on the right path. Daniel I am ashamed that you would allow a witch to seduce you.

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