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  • #46
    Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Pastor Al, keep in mind I don't believe in the bible.
    A mythological book is not a real reason for women to be oppressed. Clearly the writers, being male, would have wanted to paint women to be the villains.
    Silly woman! The Bible is not mythological. IT EXISTS! Please do something about your English skills when speaking to Pastors.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #47
      Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Yes, that's why women work in those kinds of jobs and men are in charge. Thank you for making my point. Please note that every single nation ever led by a woman either no longer exists at all or is in the toilet. England doesn't count because the Queen isn't really in charge.


      Which no doubt would explain WHY the world's in such an almighty mess.

      Pastor Al...if you're scared of a wee lizard like that,try looking up a Tuatara sometime.
      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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      • #48
        Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

        Originally posted by lilith View Post
        Which no doubt would explain WHY the world's in such an almighty mess.

        Pastor Al...if you're scared of a wee lizard like that,try looking up a Tuatara sometime.
        Be silent, you old crone! I was chased for miles by one of those.. It was about fifteen feet tall! Can't you see the trees in the background?
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #49
          Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Be silent, you old crone! I was chased for miles by one of those.. It was about fifteen feet tall! Can't you see the trees in the background?

          Trees? Oh.
          You mean those little weeds.
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • #50
            Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Have you stopped to consider what the world might have been like if women had not been oppressed through the ages?
            For one, I bet there would not have been any 'world wars' if women had been running the show..

            There have been nothing but wars since women got the vote!
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #51
              Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

              I asked a few Sisters of the Cotton Pony to explain to me just what a tampon was and I admit I was horrified.

              Sticking things in places they don't belong is surely a crime against the will of The Lord.

              Hopefully this phenomenon is solely the domain of Baptists and never makes it's way to Catholicism.




              Bless you my Children,
              Father Mo



              P.S. Shouldn't they call it "womenstration"?
              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • #52
                Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                I asked a few Sisters of the Cotton Pony to explain to me just what a tampon was and I admit I was horrified.

                Sticking things in places they don't belong is surely a crime against the will of The Lord.

                Hopefully this phenomenon is solely the domain of Baptists and never makes it's way to Catholicism.




                Bless you my Children,
                Father Mo

                P.S. Shouldn't they call it "womenstration"?
                ...Yes, and leave it to a mary-worshipping pervert like you to know all about "sticking things in places they don't belong". By the way, it IS a crime. Which is why the papist antichrist you serve is having to pawn some of his gold tiaras to pay the billions of dollars in lawsuits your cult loses every day.

                Not to mention that Jesus is going to send every one of you skirt-wearing pedophiles to the nastiest parts of hellfire. You'll be up to your ears in used rotting tampons once Jesus gets His hands on you, "father" pervert.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #53
                  Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  The only reason why women are not in more positions of power is because women's lib has been a slow process that is still being worked on. You know the old saying, Rome wasn't built in a day.
                  Have you ever wondered why it's so slow? Have you noticed that men don't seem to have any problems liberating themselves? Perhaps "the sisterhood" would be better off if they left the running of the feminist movement to competent (i.e. male) people, and got back in the kitchen.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Hey, provided they were still in their wrappers that could end up saving me some money!
                    SIN-ful. Absolutely Sinful

                    SUV

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                    • #55
                      Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                      Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                      SIN-ful. Absolutely Sinful

                      SUV
                      Absolutely Sister Sue, I didn't think that hellbound heathen could get much lower, but she somehow did it....
                      She should be thinking less of ways to cope with her monthly curse, and more about getting back into the kitchen!

                      ~Rain

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                      • #56
                        Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                        Ok, say I was to get into the kitchen. Am I meant to just bleed all over the floor?
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • #57
                          Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Ok, say I was to get into the kitchen. Am I meant to just bleed all over the floor?
                          I do believe a woman who is having her Issue has no business being indoors! I say, send her into the fields, where she can pick vegetables and fruits until the eighth day of her issue, when she might bring two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness. Only then, should she be allowed indoors.
                          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                            They don't make pigeons that big. Van HELL singer's sins would take a brace of ostriches.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • #59
                              Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                              Pastor Al, you must have more faith in my than I first thought!
                              I would have thought you would have said pterodactyls
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • #60
                                Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                                I asked a few Sisters of the Cotton Pony to explain to me just what a tampon was and I admit I was horrified.

                                Sticking things in places they don't belong is surely a crime against the will of The Lord.

                                Hopefully this phenomenon is solely the domain of Baptists and never makes it's way to Catholicism.




                                Bless you my Children,
                                Father Mo



                                P.S. Shouldn't they call it "womenstration"?


                                Um...Father Mo? Care to explain just how the saintly sisters KNEW what you meant?
                                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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