[SUV]

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Now, would you care to divulge a little more information about these "pipe" dreams?

Oh my, Brother, might I?

You see, it's like I'm on a pipeline to Jesus while "riding the pipeline" on the surf to get to him while thinking about all the oil that used to go through the Alaska Pipeline, except it's down for repairs at the moment, isn't it, or soon will be.....

No. I can't carry on this charade. The Christ will know that I'm fibbing.

It's really all about....about....whether you're using cherry tobacco or the mentholated type?!

Either way, Please - don't stop! Oh GOD, PLEASE DON'T STOP!!!

SUV

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Oh my, Brother, might I?

You see, it's like I'm on a pipeline to Jesus while "riding the pipeline" on the surf to get to him while thinking about all the oil that used to go through the Alaska Pipeline, except it's down for repairs at the moment, isn't it, or soon will be.....

No. I can't carry on this charade. The Christ will know that I'm fibbing.

It's really all about....about....whether you're using cherry tobacco or the mentholated type?!

Either way, Please - don't stop! Oh GOD, PLEASE DON'T STOP!!!

SUV

Sister, a tampon thread is not a suitable place to discuss my pipe tobacco. I will send you a private message. We will arrange a time for you to meet me in my study for further discussion.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Look what Tater made out of confiscaded "Satan's little coton fingers". A tampon blow gun!



Aw, bless his precious heart. He is soooo creative!

Proud, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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And what, exactly, would he hope to achieve with that?
I doubt it would serve him well on hunting trips.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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And what, exactly, would he hope to achieve with that?
I doubt it would serve him well on hunting trips.

To shoot at harlots like you just to annoy you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Hey, provided they were still in their wrappers that could end up saving me some money!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Hey, provided they were still in their wrappers that could end up saving me some money!

Listen Jezebel. If you would stay knocked up once a year creating more of JESUS'S soliders, like a good True Christian(tm) wife should, you would have no need to use Satan's cotton fingers.

Now, I tire of speaking about your Hellbound cooter.

Exasperated, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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No thanks. Being pregant once was more than enough. I don't enjoy that kind of pain.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No thanks. Being pregant once was more than enough. I don't enjoy that kind of pain.

That doesn't even count as a pregnancy. Only male children count.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Pastor Al, with all due respect to your learned Godliness, sir, being male, I don't think you have any idea what it's like to squeeze something a similar size to a watermelon out of an opening that small, do you?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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:::: cough, cough::::::
Small? LOL...on YOU?

You did so much fornicating. You are probably like tossing a weenie down a hall.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I only 'fornicate' with my husband and however much we do that is no one's business but ours.
Regardless of how much one 'fornicates' as you put it, NOTHING prepares for the pain of childbirth, unless one has a fetish for trying to insert watermelons up their you know what.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I only 'fornicate' with my husband and however much we do that is no one's business but ours.
Regardless of how much one 'fornicates' as you put it, NOTHING prepares for the pain of childbirth, unless one has a fetish for trying to insert watermelons up their you know what.

Cooter. But birthing babies would be like s**t through a goose if EVE hadn't disregarded GOD'S ORDERS!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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How exactly can someone who didn't exist follow the orders of someone else who doesn't exist?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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How exactly can someone who didn't exist follow the orders of someone else who doesn't exist?

By not doing as they were told. Women, TO THIS DAY, still don't listen and need to be bitch-slapped about once a week.