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  • #61
    Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    I would have thought you would have said pterodactyls
    Surely, Miss HELL-singer, you didn't think there was a Word in the American language that could possibly be spelt like THAT? Are you trying to drag us all down to the depths with you, with trying to force us to figure out what you're saying rather than attend to our Christmas Shopping? Less than three months from today to complete it, you know!

    Oh well - JESUS Loves You anyway, so MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

    SUV

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    • #62
      Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

      Xmas? But Samhain hasn't even happened yet, there's a while yet until Yule.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #63
        Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Xmas? But Samhain hasn't even happened yet, there's a while yet until Yule.
        So you admit that you are a goth witch who worships satan. Do you have any idea what Jesus is going to do with you once He gets His hands on you?

        Samhain is a satanic orgy originated by drunken irish demon worshippers. That you would not only participate in such filth but also attempt to recruit followers in God's forum is beyond the pale.

        THIS is what we True Christians are up against; The Battle For Christmas!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #64
          Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          So you admit that you are a goth witch who worships satan. Do you have any idea what Jesus is going to do with you once He gets His hands on you?
          Ummm......give me the telling off of a lifetime? old

          Samhain is a satanic orgy originated by drunken irish demon worshippers. That you would not only participate in such filth but also attempt to recruit followers in God's forum is beyond the pale.

          I'm not recruiting, just mentioning. You really are tense, Zekey boy. Maybe you need another bible study session with BTB.

          THIS is what we True Christians are up against; The Battle For Christmas!
          And this is what the ACLU is up against...Xtian stubborness to recognize any traditions but their own
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          • #65
            Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Xmas? But Samhain hasn't even happened yet, there's a while yet until Yule.
            Being a heterosexual white Christian man, I had never heard of the Satanic ritual you mention before, so I googled it, and look what I found: A gang of wild queers.

            Do you really want to spend eternity with these folk in Hell? Repent, sinner!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #66
              Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

              Being a heterosexual white christian man, what are you doing reading a thread titled 'tampons'?
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              • #67
                Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Being a heterosexual white christian man, what are you doing reading a thread titled 'tampons'?
                Because he is a True Christian MAN, and concerned about your rapid decent into hellfire. Try and show a little gratitude, harlot.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #68
                  Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                  Tampons are cool. You can swim with them, run with them, and its not messy like stupid pads.
                  A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    Tampons are cool. You can swim with them, run with them, and its not messy like stupid pads.
                    Oh, really! Well, I prefer to go "running" with Jesus!

                    Except for He always gets so sweaty and then He wants me to get in the shower with him. Say! I ever told you that story? I think it happened once around C H R I S T M A S time.

                    SUV

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                    • #70
                      Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      Tampons are cool. You can swim with them, run with them, and its not messy like stupid pads.
                      You swim while on your monthly curse?! How dirty! Nobody else can use that pool now because of you.

                      Tampons are Satan's Little Cotton Fingers! They are evil!
                      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                      • #71
                        Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                        Tampons are cool. You can swim with them, run with them, and its not messy like stupid pads.
                        Truly disgusting! Do you know that you are violating God's Holy Word by doing that, you filthy harlot?

                        Leviticus 15:19-30
                        And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #72
                          Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                          As I've said before, there is no pleasure to be had from the insertation or removal of a tampon. The whole process is quite messy. They can be, however, as Ixi has said, quite convenient.
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                          • #73
                            Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            As I've said before, there is no pleasure to be had from the insertation or removal of a tampon. The whole process is quite messy. They can be, however, as Ixi has said, quite convenient.
                            I've said it before and I'll say it again: the "whole process" is nothing more than laziness and attention-seeking. If I can go a month without bleeding thorugh my genitals, I see no reason why everyone else can't do the same.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                              Yeah but its stupid to sit on a rag inside all day when you could be working with a tampon!
                              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                                Ugh. I'll respond more to this topic after I eat breakfast. I'm getting images I don't like!
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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