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  • #91
    Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Imagine how this forum would be without all the testosterone....
    You two $itches would be quiet?
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #92
      Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

      Hmmmm.....
      Nah, best not to answer that one.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #93
        Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Imagine how this forum would be without all the testosterone....
        "Imagine," hussy, how your mental powers will improve when you poke that Cheesy scepter into your ear 2" further and put the cabbage you call a brain out of its Misery.

        And please do not quote athian John Lemons on this board again - this is a Christian Family forum!!!

        SUV

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        • #94
          Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

          No, but now I'm not sure I'll be able to for some time from now on
          What? Why would you find the concept of eating fried chicken periods off-putting? It's natural, and I thought you hippies worshipped nature.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #95
            Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

            Thanks. I'd just gotten over what Pastor Al had said, until you said that. How you christians are meant to be loving, I will never know.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • #96
              Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

              Tampons are great! The best thing invented for women during this time of the month. And MEN DON'T OWN WOMEN. Woman and men are equal. Except even the worst women are better than any of the men on this site. I hope you all burn in hell bitches.

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              • #97
                Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                Originally posted by Sara View Post
                Tampons are great! The best thing invented for women during this time of the month. And MEN DON'T OWN WOMEN. Woman and men are equal. Except even the worst women are better than any of the men on this site. I hope you all burn in hell bitches.
                Listen you little Trailer Trash, any more blaspheming on this Forum will get you banned.

                Satans Little Cotton Fingers are the work of Satan.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • #98
                  Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                  I thought I posted this somewhere, but it should have gone in here.

                  http://www.hillbillyhousewife.com/sanitarypads.htm
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #99
                    Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                    Originally posted by Sara View Post
                    Tampons are great! The best thing invented for women during this time of the month. And MEN DON'T OWN WOMEN. Woman and men are equal. Except even the worst women are better than any of the men on this site. I hope you all burn in hell bitches.
                    Bite your tongue, hellskank! "the best thing invented for women during this time of the month" is called an Isolation Chamber! Heaven forbid a man come in contact with an unclean woman during her monthly curse!


                    Leviticus 15:19-30
                    And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
                    And as for your "men and women are equal" theory...read your Bible, you ignorant slut!

                    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

                    1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

                    1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

                    1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

                    Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

                    Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

                    Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
                    Know your place!

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                    • #100
                      Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                      Rachel, I know about the whole fertilized egg thing, I just didn't feel like explaining it to the men.
                      A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                      • #101
                        Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                        Shout Glory!!!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #102
                          Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                          Thanks you Pastor for de-necroing this thread. It was very useful, except those statanic wymyns' explanantion of their period! What blitherits!

                          Hmmm...

                          "De-necroing" reminds me of Zombies, which reminds me of Jesus!

                          Praise God
                          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                          • #103
                            Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                            Amen to that. I know from first-hand experience that tampons destroy lives and tear families apart. Leave it to modern-day, un-Christian tarts to make it their prerogative to go strutting their stuff all over town during their unclean time. If they'd just stay put in their menstrual huts, apart from society, they wouldn't have need for these sinful and destructive implements of satan. My wife makes her own washable diapers out of old bedsheets. She has no use for "wings" because she is not a whore. You don't need maneuverability when you are staying put, reading your Bible like a good Christian woman.
                            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                            • #104
                              Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              OMH, if you were a woman you would no that there is know gratification to be had from tampon insertation. It is, like the whole process or menstruating, quite messy and unappealing.
                              Rachael, the fact that you have the decency to find your woman's time disgusting gives me hope for you. Most pagan feminists insist that their curse is a wonderous symbol of their unity with nature.

                              For over forty years I have received my reminder that I have not redeemed myself through childbearing, but at least I have the delicacy to not use t*mp#ns. These are an offense to virginity and fidelity. Maxi pads encourage women to get up and move around instead of staying put, as the original Rachel did in Genesis 31:35.

                              One of the Lord's most impressive miracles was healing the woman with unclean issue, but she at least had to decency to not talk about it and make Jesus feel squicky.

                              Let us all join her in not throwing such ugly business in God's face.


                              Cleanly Yours,

                              Handmaiden
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • #105
                                Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                                And now the Republican National Convention will be held in a city named after one of these devices.

                                A sop to the "female vote"?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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