[MoonFlower]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

And all this time I was thinking you were the nice one. :/

hehehe, I am being nice. I'm just willing to put you out of your misery.

Moon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

No. I feel safe with Luna.

Okay, is there some reason why you're here? It seems to me that you are just posting endlessly pointless ramblings, and that you reject Jesus' love wholesale.

The fat chinkgod "boodah" didn't die on the cross for your sins. And I don't know if this "luna" friend is a stuffed animal or your imaginary friend, but I can tell you this: Jesus is all you need. Jesus can heal you of your mental afflictions. Give your life over to Jesus RIGHT NOW you fruitcake, or else you could find yourself gulping sulfur in the pits of hellfire. Its as simple as you are. Turn or burn.

And kindly stop making posts with no point other than showing Jesus yet again how pathetic you are.

[Enobarbus]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Excuse me there Mr. Soldier. Can I use your gun for target practice?

Target: Lunar

Moon

So you no longer want him to climb up your tree and indulge in upspeakable acts of carnal delight with you that go on and on and on for days and days?

You have no need to worry Moonflower, the Lord will deal with young (if it is young) Lunar in due course.

The Pastors have had a vision about Lunar and he/she is a limb of Satan here to, as the Australian's say, "take the mickey".

He has come to mock us and in so doing does not realise, perhaps, that he is mocking Jesus and Almighty God at the same time.

The question is where Lunar goes from here. Can he/she become a True Christian™? I suppose that we have obdurate sinners here already -- like yourself, Starfinder, Rachael, Lilith, etc, and Starfnder is patently just as psychotic as Luna. Perhaps we should try Starfinder's road to knowledge on Luna -- bang his head on a rock. Bobby Joe assues me that this is not unknown as a way to bring someone to the Lord.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Okay, is there some reason why you're here? It seems to me that you are just posting endlessly pointless ramblings, and that you reject Jesus' love wholesale.

The fat chinkgod "boodah" didn't die on the cross for your sins. And I don't know if this "luna" friend is a stuffed animal or your imaginary friend, but I can tell you this: Jesus is all you need. Jesus can heal you of your mental afflictions. Give your life over to Jesus RIGHT NOW you fruitcake, or else you could find yourself gulping sulfur in the pits of hellfire. Its as simple as you are. Turn or burn.

And kindly stop making posts with no point other than showing Jesus yet again how pathetic you are.

I'm just here to see what everyone thinks about my way of life, and to see how all of you view things. I'm here not to make war.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

I'm just here to see what everyone thinks about my way of life, and to see how all of you view things. I'm here not to make war.

You have no "way of life" without Christ. You are just another mental midget. We have no opinion of your deviant lifestyle outside of what the Holy Bible states. God hates retardeds.

If you want to know about True Christianity, take a look at THIS.

If you don't accept Christ, then war is what you'll get. We are warriors for Christ, doing battle with satan each and every day until Jesus returns.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Excuse me there Mr. Soldier. Can I use your gun for target practice?

Target: Lunar

Moon

ROFL.

Moon's scary when she bites, I see...

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

No, you're not crazy. You're mentally ill.

Said the resident wiccan moron.

Lunar, you aren't having hallucinations.. It is all too real.
This "luna" is a DEMON, and it is attempting to lure you away from Jesus Christ! Don't talk to it, or you WILL get possesed!
And it may pretend to be nice and to love you, BUT IT DOESN'T!: It only wants to drag you down into hell!

[MoonFlower]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Said the resident wiccan moron.

Remember what I told you about the whole "whore" thing. Well, this is another word you DON'T want to call me.

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Remember what I told you about the whole "whore" thing. Well, this is another word you DON'T want to call me.

Moon

Your opinon doesn't matter, witch!
And unless you behave as is proper for a woman, you will never receive Jesus love.

[MoonFlower]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Your opinon doesn't matter, witch!
And unless you behave as is proper for a woman, you will never receive Jesus love.

I wasn't giving you my opinion. I was warning you. I wouldn't want to call my flying monkeys on you!

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

I wasn't giving you my opinion. I was warning you. I wouldn't want to call my flying monkeys on you!

Moon

What are a bunch of flying monkeys against the power of Jesus Christ?
But being a vile wiccan you probably worship monkeys just like most sickulars do..

[Lunadea]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

hehehe, I am being nice. I'm just willing to put you out of your misery.

Moon

Hello, Miss Moon, how are you these days. I seem to have escaped quarantine and moderation. Someone somewhere has blundered, someone has (how does it go). But ours not to reason why.

But don't you think that just shooting Luna is a teensy weensy bit excessive. He is barking mad but so is just about everybody else here and talking to a tree god isn't any dopier than believing in any other god is it?

These bapwits are always talking to the sky god and the pagans to whoever, and even the wiccans, if I may be so bold.

My friend Fleur on the Harry Potter forum who's a nurse (that's Fleur that's the nurse, not Harry Potter) tells me that there are powerful new medications for this sort of thing (talking to tree gods) that don't seem to have quite the same side effects as the older stuff. These people can evidently go on and live near normal lives with this stuff and most of them are pretty harmless anywahy. Only about 1% of paranoid schizophrenics are really dangerous, she says.

How do you think Harry Potter may die in the final book?

As an act of self-sacrifice taking the evil Lord Voldemort with him?

There are many theories going around:

Harry gets drunk on butterbeer and has a one-night stand with Dementor, discovering that its "Hump of Despair" is worse than its "Kiss of Death."

Harry gives up hope of ever killing Voldemort and begins messianic cult. He passes out a Deadly Wizard's Draught to students who complete the largest Wizard group suicide pact in history.

Harry accidentally walks in on Professor McGonagall naked. He tears his eyes out and bleeds to death.

Unaware that the Pensieve has been replaced by a Fountain of Acid, Harry dips his head in it.

Harry contracts Wizard bird flu from infected owls.

Harry catches incurable Wizard's Syphilis from Ginny Weasley.

Harry is tragically decapitated by the Hogwart's express during a game of "chicken" with Draco Malfoy.

Luna Lovegood provides Harry with some bad acid, and, while tripping, Harry thinks he can fly without his broom and dies leaping from the top window of the astronomy tower.

Ron murders Harry after catching Hermione holding Harry's wand.

PS I am sorry about that last one, but somehow I felt it had to be said.

[MoonFlower]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

What are a bunch of flying monkeys against the power of Jesus Christ?

Target practice...duh!

[SinisterPizza]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Hmm..I've never actually talked to a tree before. Does Luna actually talk with you like a human would, or is it more of an imaginary friend type thing?

jeez, it's hailing now. We get the weirdest weather here sometimes. It's been gray/cloudy, rainy, hailing, sunny, and now it's hailing again!

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Said the resident wiccan moron.

Lunar, you aren't having hallucinations.. It is all too real.
This "luna" is a DEMON, and it is attempting to lure you away from Jesus Christ! Don't talk to it, or you WILL get possesed!
And it may pretend to be nice and to love you, BUT IT DOESN'T!: It only wants to drag you down into hell!

She isn't a "it". She is a liveing being. I've been talking with her for almost a year. Don't you think that something would have happened already if she was a demon?