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  • MoonFlower
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 522

    #16
    Re: I talk to Luna more.

    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
    And all this time I was thinking you were the nice one. :/


    hehehe, I am being nice. I'm just willing to put you out of your misery.

    Moon
    You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: I talk to Luna more.

      Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
      No. I feel safe with Luna.
      Okay, is there some reason why you're here? It seems to me that you are just posting endlessly pointless ramblings, and that you reject Jesus' love wholesale.

      The fat chinkgod "boodah" didn't die on the cross for your sins. And I don't know if this "luna" friend is a stuffed animal or your imaginary friend, but I can tell you this: Jesus is all you need. Jesus can heal you of your mental afflictions. Give your life over to Jesus RIGHT NOW you fruitcake, or else you could find yourself gulping sulfur in the pits of hellfire. Its as simple as you are. Turn or burn.

      And kindly stop making posts with no point other than showing Jesus yet again how pathetic you are.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Enobarbus
        Professor of English Landover University
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 3496

        #18
        Re: I talk to Luna more.

        Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
        Excuse me there Mr. Soldier. Can I use your gun for target practice?

        Target: Lunar

        Moon
        So you no longer want him to climb up your tree and indulge in upspeakable acts of carnal delight with you that go on and on and on for days and days?

        You have no need to worry Moonflower, the Lord will deal with young (if it is young) Lunar in due course.

        The Pastors have had a vision about Lunar and he/she is a limb of Satan here to, as the Australian's say, "take the mickey".

        He has come to mock us and in so doing does not realise, perhaps, that he is mocking Jesus and Almighty God at the same time.

        The question is where Lunar goes from here. Can he/she become a True Christian™? I suppose that we have obdurate sinners here already -- like yourself, Starfinder, Rachael, Lilith, etc, and Starfnder is patently just as psychotic as Luna. Perhaps we should try Starfinder's road to knowledge on Luna -- bang his head on a rock. Bobby Joe assues me that this is not unknown as a way to bring someone to the Lord.
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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        • Loser_seed
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Apr 2007
          • 293

          #19
          Re: I talk to Luna more.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Okay, is there some reason why you're here? It seems to me that you are just posting endlessly pointless ramblings, and that you reject Jesus' love wholesale.

          The fat chinkgod "boodah" didn't die on the cross for your sins. And I don't know if this "luna" friend is a stuffed animal or your imaginary friend, but I can tell you this: Jesus is all you need. Jesus can heal you of your mental afflictions. Give your life over to Jesus RIGHT NOW you fruitcake, or else you could find yourself gulping sulfur in the pits of hellfire. Its as simple as you are. Turn or burn.

          And kindly stop making posts with no point other than showing Jesus yet again how pathetic you are.
          I'm just here to see what everyone thinks about my way of life, and to see how all of you view things. I'm here not to make war.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: I talk to Luna more.

            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
            I'm just here to see what everyone thinks about my way of life, and to see how all of you view things. I'm here not to make war.
            You have no "way of life" without Christ. You are just another mental midget. We have no opinion of your deviant lifestyle outside of what the Holy Bible states. God hates retardeds.

            If you want to know about True Christianity, take a look at THIS.

            If you don't accept Christ, then war is what you'll get. We are warriors for Christ, doing battle with satan each and every day until Jesus returns.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #21
              Re: I talk to Luna more.

              Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
              Excuse me there Mr. Soldier. Can I use your gun for target practice?

              Target: Lunar

              Moon
              ROFL.

              Moon's scary when she bites, I see...
              sigpic
              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #22
                Re: I talk to Luna more.

                Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                No, you're not crazy. You're mentally ill.
                Said the resident wiccan moron.

                Lunar, you aren't having hallucinations.. It is all too real.
                This "luna" is a DEMON, and it is attempting to lure you away from Jesus Christ! Don't talk to it, or you WILL get possesed!
                And it may pretend to be nice and to love you, BUT IT DOESN'T!: It only wants to drag you down into hell!
                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-18-2007, 12:01 AM.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • MoonFlower
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 522

                  #23
                  Re: I talk to Luna more.

                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                  Said the resident wiccan moron.

                  Remember what I told you about the whole "whore" thing. Well, this is another word you DON'T want to call me.

                  Moon
                  You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892

                    #24
                    Re: I talk to Luna more.

                    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                    Remember what I told you about the whole "whore" thing. Well, this is another word you DON'T want to call me.

                    Moon
                    Your opinon doesn't matter, witch!
                    And unless you behave as is proper for a woman, you will never receive Jesus love.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • MoonFlower
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 522

                      #25
                      Re: I talk to Luna more.

                      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                      Your opinon doesn't matter, witch!
                      And unless you behave as is proper for a woman, you will never receive Jesus love.
                      I wasn't giving you my opinion. I was warning you. I wouldn't want to call my flying monkeys on you!

                      Moon
                      You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892

                        #26
                        Re: I talk to Luna more.

                        Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                        I wasn't giving you my opinion. I was warning you. I wouldn't want to call my flying monkeys on you!

                        Moon
                        What are a bunch of flying monkeys against the power of Jesus Christ?
                        But being a vile wiccan you probably worship monkeys just like most sickulars do..
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • Lunadea
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 69

                          #27
                          Re: I talk to Luna more.

                          Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                          hehehe, I am being nice. I'm just willing to put you out of your misery.

                          Moon
                          Hello, Miss Moon, how are you these days. I seem to have escaped quarantine and moderation. Someone somewhere has blundered, someone has (how does it go). But ours not to reason why.

                          But don't you think that just shooting Luna is a teensy weensy bit excessive. He is barking mad but so is just about everybody else here and talking to a tree god isn't any dopier than believing in any other god is it?

                          These bapwits are always talking to the sky god and the pagans to whoever, and even the wiccans, if I may be so bold.

                          My friend Fleur on the Harry Potter forum who's a nurse (that's Fleur that's the nurse, not Harry Potter) tells me that there are powerful new medications for this sort of thing (talking to tree gods) that don't seem to have quite the same side effects as the older stuff. These people can evidently go on and live near normal lives with this stuff and most of them are pretty harmless anywahy. Only about 1% of paranoid schizophrenics are really dangerous, she says.

                          How do you think Harry Potter may die in the final book?

                          As an act of self-sacrifice taking the evil Lord Voldemort with him?

                          There are many theories going around:

                          Harry gets drunk on butterbeer and has a one-night stand with Dementor, discovering that its "Hump of Despair" is worse than its "Kiss of Death."

                          Harry gives up hope of ever killing Voldemort and begins messianic cult. He passes out a Deadly Wizard's Draught to students who complete the largest Wizard group suicide pact in history.

                          Harry accidentally walks in on Professor McGonagall naked. He tears his eyes out and bleeds to death.

                          Unaware that the Pensieve has been replaced by a Fountain of Acid, Harry dips his head in it.

                          Harry contracts Wizard bird flu from infected owls.

                          Harry catches incurable Wizard's Syphilis from Ginny Weasley.

                          Harry is tragically decapitated by the Hogwart's express during a game of "chicken" with Draco Malfoy.

                          Luna Lovegood provides Harry with some bad acid, and, while tripping, Harry thinks he can fly without his broom and dies leaping from the top window of the astronomy tower.

                          Ron murders Harry after catching Hermione holding Harry's wand.

                          PS I am sorry about that last one, but somehow I felt it had to be said.

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                          • MoonFlower
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 522

                            #28
                            Re: I talk to Luna more.

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            What are a bunch of flying monkeys against the power of Jesus Christ?


                            Target practice...duh!
                            You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                            • SinisterPizza
                              Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                              Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 273

                              #29
                              Re: I talk to Luna more.

                              Hmm..I've never actually talked to a tree before. Does Luna actually talk with you like a human would, or is it more of an imaginary friend type thing?

                              jeez, it's hailing now. We get the weirdest weather here sometimes. It's been gray/cloudy, rainy, hailing, sunny, and now it's hailing again!

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                              • Loser_seed
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 293

                                #30
                                Re: I talk to Luna more.

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                Said the resident wiccan moron.

                                Lunar, you aren't having hallucinations.. It is all too real.
                                This "luna" is a DEMON, and it is attempting to lure you away from Jesus Christ! Don't talk to it, or you WILL get possesed!
                                And it may pretend to be nice and to love you, BUT IT DOESN'T!: It only wants to drag you down into hell!
                                She isn't a "it". She is a liveing being. I've been talking with her for almost a year. Don't you think that something would have happened already if she was a demon?

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