[OnYourKnees]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Said the resident wiccan moron.

Remember what I told you about the whole "whore" thing. Well, this is another word you DON'T want to call me.

Moon

Er, "Resident"? Or "wiccan"?

She isn't a "it". She is a liveing being. I've been talking with her for almost a year. Don't you think that something would have happened already if she was a demon?

That Silver Birch tree talked to that American medium for decades, just waiting for him to die so Silver Birch could take his soul to Satan.

They have existed from the beginning of time . . . what's a few years to them? It is as an instant!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

She isn't a "it". She is a liveing being. I've been talking with her for almost a year. Don't you think that something would have happened already if she was a demon?

Something has already happened, it happened the instant you didn't tell it to leave you alone.
When you turned to it and listened to it, you violated Jesus commandments, thus it has already caused you to sin extensively.

You have abandoned Jesus in all but words, and instead of Jesus, this Luna demon now dwells in your heart.
Soon, it will have you blaspheme the Holy Ghost and you will be lost forever!
DO NOT TALK TO IT. REBUKE IT IN THE NAME IN JESUS CHRIST!

I'll shall even do it for you, we must try to Save your soul by any means necessary..
I'm praying this below to God as of now, and should it be His will, this Luna will leave you forever.


God Allmighty, your name is Holy.
See this poor sheep who's gone astray and show him your mercy, should it be your will to make thy power known:
Luna, you demon and servant of satan! I command you by the power of God Allmighty, Him that is the Father of all that is;
And through the blood of His son Jesus Christ, who laid down His life for the sins of the world:
To leave this poor boy alone, and NEVER to return unto him!
Get thee behind me, servant of satan! The power of Christ commands you!

PRAISE GOD!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

I still pray to Jesus, but overall I end up talking to a tree spirt named Luna a lot more. Is this wrong? I mean, I love her alot, but I still love Jesus.

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. - Matthew 6:24

Mammon be about the greeds and the selfishness, which you had displayed when you rejected JESUS! You is only serving one master, and no matter what you claims, that master do not be da LORD! Hope you like scorching hellfire and flesh eating debbils, because that be what you is axing for.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

No, and she's not evil. She is very sweet, and loveing. She is the one I trust the most other then Jesus, and the buddhas.

Not evil, huh? Well let's see what the Bible has to say about you and your little happy tree friend. Leviticus 20:27: "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them." and 2 Chronicles 33:6 "And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger." Now this might be just me, but God Almighty is the last person I want mad at me. He is after all, the person that can strike you dead and send you to Hell on a moments notice. Anyone that can do that is a force to be reckoned with. I suggest that you talk to one of the Pastors immediately so we can get this evil spirit gone for good!

[Daniel]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

Not evil, huh? Well let's see what the Bible has to say about you and your little happy tree friend. Leviticus 20:27: "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them." and 2 Chronicles 33:6 "And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger." Now this might be just me, but God Almighty is the last person I want mad at me. He is after all, the person that can strike you dead and send you to Hell on a moments notice. Anyone that can do that is a force to be reckoned with. I suggest that you talk to one of the Pastors immediately so we can get this evil spirit gone for good!

SAM, WE'VE BEEN OVER ALL OF THIS! ITS ALL LIES. THEY R LYING 2 U! U CAN ASK EM BUT THEY WONT TELL YOU NOTHING. THE TREE SPIRIT CALLED LUNA IS OKAY TO TALK TO. JESUS DONT CARE. I TRIED JESUS AND DIDNT LIKE HIM. HES A LOT TOO STRICT. COME TO THE WOODS WITH ME. WE HAVE CANDY AND ALL THE TREE SPIRITS YOU WANT. JUST LEEVE UR BIBLE AT HOME. OKAY? OH, AND I HAVE A SURPRISE WHEN U GET HERE.....

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

SAM, WE'VE BEEN OVER ALL OF THIS! ITS ALL LIES. THEY R LYING 2 U! U CAN ASK EM BUT THEY WONT TELL YOU NOTHING. THE TREE SPIRIT CALLED LUNA IS OKAY TO TALK TO. JESUS DONT CARE. I TRIED JESUS AND DIDNT LIKE HIM. HES A LOT TOO STRICT. COME TO THE WOODS WITH ME. WE HAVE CANDY AND ALL THE TREE SPIRITS YOU WANT. JUST LEEVE UR BIBLE AT HOME. OKAY? OH, AND I HAVE A SURPRISE WHEN U GET HERE.....

It just get worse and worse, don't it? The longer she bewitchedes you, the more sinful you gets. Comin' up in here and spreadin' false witness about LBC and even the LORD Himself! You gonna see what He think of that kinda behavior when He dropkick yo booty into HELL! And now you has embraced homerism and is trying to pull other mens into it as well. It woulda been a blessing if that witch woulda ate you instead of puttin' you through this slow torture like she durrin'. Oh well, you deserves it. You was hellbound to begin with, otherwise the LORD woulda protected you from her magics.

[Enobarbus]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

After much thought and prayer, I have decided to open this insane gibberish by Daniel as an example of what can and will in all likelihood happen to a seemingly Godly young man who is lead astray by a witch and becomes possessed. It seems that Daniel has been lured into the coven's lair deep in he woods where they are feeding him candy and no doubt teaching him the ways of wickerism and witchcraft. The witch Alie has already instructed him in her perverted shrubbery bothering behaviour and no doubt he will soon be dancing skyclad and romping with the goat god's minions. From there he will be initiated into the more violent and cruel pagan rituals in which first innocent animals -- mainly cats -- and then, later, human babies are sacrificed to the goat "goddess".

[Brother Samuel]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

SAM, WE'VE BEEN OVER ALL OF THIS! ITS ALL LIES. THEY R LYING 2 U! U CAN ASK EM BUT THEY WONT TELL YOU NOTHING. THE TREE SPIRIT CALLED LUNA IS OKAY TO TALK TO. JESUS DONT CARE. I TRIED JESUS AND DIDNT LIKE HIM. HES A LOT TOO STRICT. COME TO THE WOODS WITH ME. WE HAVE CANDY AND ALL THE TREE SPIRITS YOU WANT. JUST LEEVE UR BIBLE AT HOME. OKAY? OH, AND I HAVE A SURPRISE WHEN U GET HERE.....

Jesus™ help me! First of all I don't speak the demon tongue known as AIM. Second of all, Landover follows the whole Bible. It says right in Exodus 20:16 "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." Since sinners are incapable of understanding the Bible, let me translate: "Don't lie." Lying is a sin. Now, True Christians™ are incapable of sinning right? So let's put the logic together. True Christians™ can't sin. Lying is a sin. That means True Christians™...can't lie! Daniel, you have to realize that what you say makes absolutely no sense!

1 Corinthians 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,"

So you can keep your leather, whips, surprises, and feminazi ideals all to yourself. I have Jesus and that's all I need!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I talk to Luna more.

SAM, WE'VE BEEN OVER ALL OF THIS! ITS ALL LIES. THEY R LYING 2 U! U CAN ASK EM BUT THEY WONT TELL YOU NOTHING. THE TREE SPIRIT CALLED LUNA IS OKAY TO TALK TO. JESUS DONT CARE. I TRIED JESUS AND DIDNT LIKE HIM. HES A LOT TOO STRICT. COME TO THE WOODS WITH ME. WE HAVE CANDY AND ALL THE TREE SPIRITS YOU WANT. JUST LEEVE UR BIBLE AT HOME. OKAY? OH, AND I HAVE A SURPRISE WHEN U GET HERE.....

Daniel, you poor, warped, bewitched little boy.

We had such high hopes for you; we thought you loved Jesus. We thought you wanted to spend eternity in Heaven, and would follow His word in order to do so.

What have you done?

You allowed yourself to be bewitched by A Lie. She has convinced you that sacrificing cats and babies to her "goddess" will get you into "Summerland" when you die, where you and Alie and goats can frolick for eternity.

Well, Daniel, this behavior WILL get you somewhere. God tells us where, in His Word.

Hell, where it's always summer. A really, really hot summer.

I suggest you reacquaint yourself with the Bible, Daniel. Perhaps a Bible Quiz would help you realize how far from God's Truth you really are?

This one's a good starting point for your current situation: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...damnation.html <-- quiz about the New Testament (that's JESUS!) position on eternal damnation. You know, where you're headed!