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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #31
    Re: I talk to Luna more.

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    Said the resident wiccan moron.
    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
    Remember what I told you about the whole "whore" thing. Well, this is another word you DON'T want to call me.

    Moon
    Er, "Resident"? Or "wiccan"?
    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
    She isn't a "it". She is a liveing being. I've been talking with her for almost a year. Don't you think that something would have happened already if she was a demon?
    That Silver Birch tree talked to that American medium for decades, just waiting for him to die so Silver Birch could take his soul to Satan.

    They have existed from the beginning of time . . . what's a few years to them? It is as an instant!

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #32
      Re: I talk to Luna more.

      Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
      She isn't a "it". She is a liveing being. I've been talking with her for almost a year. Don't you think that something would have happened already if she was a demon?
      Something has already happened, it happened the instant you didn't tell it to leave you alone.
      When you turned to it and listened to it, you violated Jesus commandments, thus it has already caused you to sin extensively.

      You have abandoned Jesus in all but words, and instead of Jesus, this Luna demon now dwells in your heart.
      Soon, it will have you blaspheme the Holy Ghost and you will be lost forever!
      DO NOT TALK TO IT. REBUKE IT IN THE NAME IN JESUS CHRIST!

      I'll shall even do it for you, we must try to Save your soul by any means necessary..
      I'm praying this below to God as of now, and should it be His will, this Luna will leave you forever.


      God Allmighty, your name is Holy.
      See this poor sheep who's gone astray and show him your mercy, should it be your will to make thy power known:
      Luna, you demon and servant of satan! I command you by the power of God Allmighty, Him that is the Father of all that is;
      And through the blood of His son Jesus Christ, who laid down His life for the sins of the world:
      To leave this poor boy alone, and NEVER to return unto him!
      Get thee behind me, servant of satan! The power of Christ commands you!

      PRAISE GOD!
      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-18-2007, 01:09 PM.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Sista Lateefah
        Honorary White Woman.
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2007
        • 522

        #33
        Re: I talk to Luna more.

        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
        I still pray to Jesus, but overall I end up talking to a tree spirt named Luna a lot more. Is this wrong? I mean, I love her alot, but I still love Jesus.
        No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. - Matthew 6:24

        Mammon be about the greeds and the selfishness, which you had displayed when you rejected JESUS! You is only serving one master, and no matter what you claims, that master do not be da LORD! Hope you like scorching hellfire and flesh eating debbils, because that be what you is axing for.
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        "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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        • Brother Samuel
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2007
          • 72

          #34
          Re: I talk to Luna more.

          Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
          No, and she's not evil. She is very sweet, and loveing. She is the one I trust the most other then Jesus, and the buddhas.
          Not evil, huh? Well let's see what the Bible has to say about you and your little happy tree friend. Leviticus 20:27: "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them." and 2 Chronicles 33:6 "And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger." Now this might be just me, but God Almighty is the last person I want mad at me. He is after all, the person that can strike you dead and send you to Hell on a moments notice. Anyone that can do that is a force to be reckoned with. I suggest that you talk to one of the Pastors immediately so we can get this evil spirit gone for good!

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          • Daniel
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2007
            • 113

            #35
            Re: I talk to Luna more.

            Originally posted by Brother Samuel View Post
            Not evil, huh? Well let's see what the Bible has to say about you and your little happy tree friend. Leviticus 20:27: "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them." and 2 Chronicles 33:6 "And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger." Now this might be just me, but God Almighty is the last person I want mad at me. He is after all, the person that can strike you dead and send you to Hell on a moments notice. Anyone that can do that is a force to be reckoned with. I suggest that you talk to one of the Pastors immediately so we can get this evil spirit gone for good!
            SAM, WE'VE BEEN OVER ALL OF THIS! ITS ALL LIES. THEY R LYING 2 U! U CAN ASK EM BUT THEY WONT TELL YOU NOTHING. THE TREE SPIRIT CALLED LUNA IS OKAY TO TALK TO. JESUS DONT CARE. I TRIED JESUS AND DIDNT LIKE HIM. HES A LOT TOO STRICT. COME TO THE WOODS WITH ME. WE HAVE CANDY AND ALL THE TREE SPIRITS YOU WANT. JUST LEEVE UR BIBLE AT HOME. OKAY? OH, AND I HAVE A SURPRISE WHEN U GET HERE.....

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            • Sista Lateefah
              Honorary White Woman.
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2007
              • 522

              #36
              Re: I talk to Luna more.

              Originally posted by Daniel View Post
              SAM, WE'VE BEEN OVER ALL OF THIS! ITS ALL LIES. THEY R LYING 2 U! U CAN ASK EM BUT THEY WONT TELL YOU NOTHING. THE TREE SPIRIT CALLED LUNA IS OKAY TO TALK TO. JESUS DONT CARE. I TRIED JESUS AND DIDNT LIKE HIM. HES A LOT TOO STRICT. COME TO THE WOODS WITH ME. WE HAVE CANDY AND ALL THE TREE SPIRITS YOU WANT. JUST LEEVE UR BIBLE AT HOME. OKAY? OH, AND I HAVE A SURPRISE WHEN U GET HERE.....
              It just get worse and worse, don't it? The longer she bewitchedes you, the more sinful you gets. Comin' up in here and spreadin' false witness about LBC and even the LORD Himself! You gonna see what He think of that kinda behavior when He dropkick yo booty into HELL! And now you has embraced homerism and is trying to pull other mens into it as well. It woulda been a blessing if that witch woulda ate you instead of puttin' you through this slow torture like she durrin'. Oh well, you deserves it. You was hellbound to begin with, otherwise the LORD woulda protected you from her magics.
              Last edited by Sista Lateefah; 04-18-2007, 02:50 PM.
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              "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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              • Enobarbus
                Professor of English Landover University
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 3496

                #37
                Re: I talk to Luna more.

                After much thought and prayer, I have decided to open this insane gibberish by Daniel as an example of what can and will in all likelihood happen to a seemingly Godly young man who is lead astray by a witch and becomes possessed. It seems that Daniel has been lured into the coven's lair deep in he woods where they are feeding him candy and no doubt teaching him the ways of wickerism and witchcraft. The witch Alie has already instructed him in her perverted shrubbery bothering behaviour and no doubt he will soon be dancing skyclad and romping with the goat god's minions. From there he will be initiated into the more violent and cruel pagan rituals in which first innocent animals -- mainly cats -- and then, later, human babies are sacrificed to the goat "goddess".
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • Brother Samuel
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 72

                  #38
                  Re: I talk to Luna more.

                  Originally posted by Daniel View Post
                  SAM, WE'VE BEEN OVER ALL OF THIS! ITS ALL LIES. THEY R LYING 2 U! U CAN ASK EM BUT THEY WONT TELL YOU NOTHING. THE TREE SPIRIT CALLED LUNA IS OKAY TO TALK TO. JESUS DONT CARE. I TRIED JESUS AND DIDNT LIKE HIM. HES A LOT TOO STRICT. COME TO THE WOODS WITH ME. WE HAVE CANDY AND ALL THE TREE SPIRITS YOU WANT. JUST LEEVE UR BIBLE AT HOME. OKAY? OH, AND I HAVE A SURPRISE WHEN U GET HERE.....
                  Jesus™ help me! First of all I don't speak the demon tongue known as AIM. Second of all, Landover follows the whole Bible. It says right in Exodus 20:16 "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." Since sinners are incapable of understanding the Bible, let me translate: "Don't lie." Lying is a sin. Now, True Christians™ are incapable of sinning right? So let's put the logic together. True Christians™ can't sin. Lying is a sin. That means True Christians™...can't lie! Daniel, you have to realize that what you say makes absolutely no sense!

                  1 Corinthians 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,"

                  So you can keep your leather, whips, surprises, and feminazi ideals all to yourself. I have Jesus and that's all I need!

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #39
                    Re: I talk to Luna more.

                    Originally posted by Daniel View Post
                    SAM, WE'VE BEEN OVER ALL OF THIS! ITS ALL LIES. THEY R LYING 2 U! U CAN ASK EM BUT THEY WONT TELL YOU NOTHING. THE TREE SPIRIT CALLED LUNA IS OKAY TO TALK TO. JESUS DONT CARE. I TRIED JESUS AND DIDNT LIKE HIM. HES A LOT TOO STRICT. COME TO THE WOODS WITH ME. WE HAVE CANDY AND ALL THE TREE SPIRITS YOU WANT. JUST LEEVE UR BIBLE AT HOME. OKAY? OH, AND I HAVE A SURPRISE WHEN U GET HERE.....
                    Daniel, you poor, warped, bewitched little boy.

                    We had such high hopes for you; we thought you loved Jesus. We thought you wanted to spend eternity in Heaven, and would follow His word in order to do so.

                    What have you done?

                    You allowed yourself to be bewitched by A Lie. She has convinced you that sacrificing cats and babies to her "goddess" will get you into "Summerland" when you die, where you and Alie and goats can frolick for eternity.

                    Well, Daniel, this behavior WILL get you somewhere. God tells us where, in His Word.

                    Hell, where it's always summer. A really, really hot summer.

                    I suggest you reacquaint yourself with the Bible, Daniel. Perhaps a Bible Quiz would help you realize how far from God's Truth you really are?

                    This one's a good starting point for your current situation: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...damnation.html <-- quiz about the New Testament (that's JESUS!) position on eternal damnation. You know, where you're headed!

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