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Why can't we be friends?
Let's not fight. We need to love each other. If I could, I would give you all free hugs in person. There is no room for hate when it come to loveing each other, so let's love! *hugs*
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We are God's warriors, not a group of limp-wristed pansies. We are on the front lines doing battle with satan each and every day. Our love is for Jesus, who died to save us from a fate worse than death. GLORY!!Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
Take your pot-smoking communistic ways out to hippyland.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Friend, we love you too. As loving Christians, it pains us to see that one of our fellow... well, "man" might be too strong a term, but anyone, it pains us to see that you have fallen into the grip of sin and vice. It is only because of the love and compassion that we feel towards you that we want to beat those creepy queer demons out of you. We want you to accept and share in our love, even if we have to beat you to a quivering, bloody pulp in order to do so.Originally posted by Lunar_seed View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Beating me up isn't so loveing, now is it? I would never do that to you.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostComment
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I wouldn't even consider it "beating you up." I would say it would be moreso, "witnessing you to the power of Christ and expelling the homer from you."Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
Do you understand?Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.Comment
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Yea, but I rather just be the way I am right now.Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View PostComment
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We would not be good messengers of the LORD'S love if we done allowed you to jus' do as you please. That be the path that lead straight to HELL, and since we is loving, True Christian™ folk, we does not wantsa see that happen to yo ignant behind. We wants you to get Saved©, repent of yo homerism, and learn what it be like to be a real MAN. As it be, you jus' a tree worshippin' queer hobbit thang up in here, and that be very disturbing.Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
sigpic"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. BoykinComment
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How many times do I have to tell you all? I'm not gay.Comment
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You can't fool us, friend. Not even yourself, you're about as gay as they come.Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
God will not help you unless you admit that you have a problem.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Wow...all this talk about being gay makes me feel like going to the village in New York.Comment
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That's because you don't love us with the Unconditional Love of Jesus.Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
How could we, as loving Christians, let you continue down a path to Hellfire? That's not very loving, now is it?Comment
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Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
Thank you for not wanting me to burn forever, but I'm with th Buddha on this when I can say that I can just get re-born into a new life and learn what I need to learn without the fear of Hell.Comment
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Too bad. I guess you don't need to insult us any longer, eh?Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
Have fun in Hell with Buddha. He didn't accept Jesus, either.Comment
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Yep, we'll have a party! Buddha will bring the soy pizza, and I'll bring the vegan drinks.Originally posted by OnYourKnees View PostComment
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Originally posted by Mr.Loonie_seed View Post
i not mean to cause no offenses, but that sound so borings it make Mr.Pastor Pistle's sermons seem real funs i thawted unsaved folks do real excitin an nawty 
stuff all the times?
that be me at your partay --->
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