[Ixi]

Re: HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

Paying money to go to heaven is (un-Christlike term deleted). Just having faith in God takes to to heaven.

[Brother V]

Re: HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

Paying money to go to heaven is bull****. Just having faith in God takes to to heaven.

My, what a Lutheran "Sola Fide" view you take.

Are you sure you are right?

If so, please explain away every verse that says we are supposed to tithe, and give offerings. Then explain away every verse that says we are to have works.

(Just start reading James, and then tell me why every verse in there doesn't quite fit with your view of christianity)

Good luck.

V

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

Paying money to go to heaven is (un-Christlike term deleted). Just having faith in God takes to to heaven.

So how do you jutify this?
Malachai 3: 8,9

3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

3:9 Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

These verses tell us that not tithing is stealing from God. Do you know where theives go when they die? You should as you are also going there, Hell.

How do you know what will get on into Heaven anyway? You are a wiccan, which by your own admission believes in the "Lord and Lady" (AKA: Satan and Satan in a dress) and the "Summerland" (AKA: Hell).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brothers; this is a 14 year old lezbean witch. She is nearly illiterate, and is so demon-possessed that it probably causes her pain to even hold a Bible in her sweaty paws. Pastor Pistle and I have made arrangements for her to donate to Landover, through her sale to a fat Yemeni Shiek. It is probably the best course her life could take, given that she is hellbound anyway.

[xfrodobagginsx]

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God will not be mocked, and neither will His favorite church. How dare you imply that this church is a joke or a cult, just because we preach the Holy King James Bible as it is, rather than as politically correct liberal "Christians" wish it were. I have assigned you another 40 infraction points.

Woopy. So what, you have to answer for alot more than 40 infraction points to God. You have to answer for leading people to hell with your lies. Jesus Christ is the way and the only way to heaven. You say that it's by giving mone to your church. That is a joke. The bible says that we should tithe, but it doen't say that that's the way to heaven. It clearly says that Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. The focus is Jesus Christ, not a church or money or good deeds. When Jesus says, "I never knew you" He really means that. You must have a relationship with Him. You get that by accepting what He did on the cross for you. The prayer simply sums up what the bible says you must to do get to heaven.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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We won't have any answering to do, homer. We are simply following the True Word of God(tm), something you seem to have a problem with. If you were at all familiar with the Word, you would know that Salvation is a complicated procedure, involving Works, Faith and lots and lots of God stepping in to save us from ourselves (our inhibitions, our logic, etc).

Sadly (for you, joyful for us), Jesus will be turning you away from the Pearly Gates and sending you to Satan's playbox forever. I pity your ignorance, but, since God is a Just God(tm), He must punish you according to your folly. Personally I hope you are sent to be Satan's own personal sex-toy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Lady, when JESUS died temporarily on the cross, he didn't leave money to support His disciples, although He COULD HAVE. He sent them off into the world to build His church by spreading the Word and collecting Tithes. Or maybe you think they all became vagabonds and highwaymen?

PART of getting to Heaven is helping to spread His Word. You can blubber all you want, but if you don't support JESUS' CHURCH, YOU DON'T ACCEPT JESUS! You are merely a greedy, one-way user who wants salvation for nothing.

Instead, you will spend eternity next to your mother with SATAN's huge, engorged, barbed member slapping at your backsides.

GOD FORBID you have ever led any children down this path to destruction!

[xfrodobagginsx]

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For one thing, if I want to support Jesus's church it won't be this church because it's a cult and not His church.

You say that salvation is complicated. This doesn't sound complicated to me. You must know Jesus Christ.

1Jo 5:12 He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life.
(KJV)

If you have the Son, (Jesus) you have life, if you don't have Him, you don't have life. It's not complicated.


Ac 16:0 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
31 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

He said believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, not tithe, not be baptized, nothing more. Is He lying?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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For one thing, if I want to support Jesus's church it won't be this church because it's a cult and not His church.

You say that salvation is complicated. This doesn't sound complicated to me. You must know Jesus Christ.

1Jo 5:12 He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life.
(KJV)

If you have the Son, (Jesus) you have life, if you don't have Him, you don't have life. It's not complicated.


Ac 16:0 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
31 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

He said believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, not tithe, not be baptized, nothing more. Is He lying?

He is not lying, although God can lie if He wants to;

Kings 22:23
Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.

Chronicles 18:22
Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets.

Jeremiah 4:10
Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people.

Jeremiah 20:7
O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived.

Ezekiel 14:9
And if a prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet.

2 Thessalonians 2:11
For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.

Accepting JESUS is quite necessary, but it is part of a package of belief and behavior you must use to PROVE to Jesus that you accept Him. If you don't, you are merely a FALSE CHRISTIAN. One of those phony "JESUS is love" idiots.

[xfrodobagginsx]

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Dear Heavenly Father,

In the name of your precious Son Lord Jesus Christ, my Savior and King, I ask you to rebuke the devil and his demons in and around these people and command them to come out of them and stop leading people into hell. I pray heavenly Father, my God that you would make yourself known here at this site for who you really are, and the real truth known to all here about your precious Son and your great salvation which you have provided, so that, on that day, they will have no excuse when they stand before your precious Son. I pray that you would invade this site with the truth and destroy the work of the devil. In Jesus Christ's holy name, by His precious blood amen.

To all unclean spirits, in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Lord rebuke you and I command you in the name of Jesus Christ to come out of these people and go back to the pit, never return to them or me or my family.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Dear Heavenly Father,

In the name of your precious Son Lord Jesus Christ, my Savior and King, I ask you to rebuke the devil and his demons in and around these people and command them to come out of them and stop leading people into hell. I pray heavenly Father, my God that you would make yourself known here at this site for who you really are, and the real truth known to all here about your precious Son and your great salvation which you have provided, so that, on that day, they will have no excuse when they stand before your precious Son. I pray that you would invade this site with the truth and destroy the work of the devil. In Jesus Christ's holy name, by His precious blood amen.

To all unclean spirits, in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Lord rebuke you and I command you in the name of Jesus Christ to come out of these people and go back to the pit, never return to them or me or my family.

Well, it worked! Your insides have turned to water as Psalms says and you are doomed to the Pit. THANK YOU, JESUS!

Get thee behind me SATAN!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The prayer simply sums up what the bible says you must to do get to heaven.

I'll tell you what's a joke. Your blatant rewrite of Christianity is a joke, but if you don't laugh when Jesus drop-kicks you into the lake of fire, I'll understand. Maybe you need a prayer to ignore rewrite "sum up" what you think the Bible is supposed to say, but we have the Bible.

Speaking of which, Jesus taught us how to pray, and it isn't that made-up "sinner's prayer." Aren't the words of Jesus Himself good enough for you?

[SalvationSeeker]

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The fact that Jesus ignores your prayers regarding us and our Holy Church should tell you something, frodo:
We are not demon-possessed nor leading people to hell, but you are a false teacher, and the prayers of evil doers and false teachers like you are ignored anyways.

For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord is against them that do evil.
1 Peter 3:12

Jesus Himself has proved you wrong.
Praise HIM!

[xfrodobagginsx]

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That sign is inaccurate of your beliefs. You say turn (to Christ) or burn, but you aren't trusting in Jesus . You are trusting in your tithe to the church to get to heaven, therefore you are not a Christian. If you don't trust in Christ for your salvation, you are not a Christian.

[Andreas]

Re: HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

That sign is inaccurate of your beliefs. You say turn (to Christ) or burn, but you aren't trusting in Jesus . You are trusting in your tithe to the church to get to heaven, therefore you are not a Christian. If you don't trust in Christ for your salvation, you are not a Christian.

Catholic-made hobbit, are you aware that Landover baptist church is the only true Christian entire-Bible believing church in the world.

As many members have already proven tithing is important to Jesus!!