[Andreas]

hobbits...

PS I am concerned about the Hobbitesque name of our visitor. Certainly, hobbits aren't good Baptists!

But they have so much in common with God: they don't actually exist!

[eliot mayfield]

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But they have so much in common with God: they don't actually exist!

You know something young man. I almost feel sorry for you. But you're being offered a chance to be saved and you laugh at it. When you're burning in Hell, who'll be laughing at whom?

[Andreas]

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You know something young man. I almost feel sorry for you. But you're being offered a chance to be saved and you laugh at it. When you're burning in Hell, who'll be laughing at whom?

And when exactly was I offered such wonderful chance?

[Bobby-Joe]

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And when exactly was I offered such wonderful chance?

Does it matter? You have already turned it down. Remember Andreas God knew you answere would be no when He created the world. Are you going to call God a liar?

[Andreas]

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Does it matter? You have already turned it down. Remember Andreas God knew you answere would be no when He created the world. Are you going to call God a liar?

Can hobbits lie?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Can hobbits lie?

God is not a hobbit you midget fetishist.

[xfrodobagginsx]

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I am NOT a wiccan. Wiccans are devil worshipers. I am a baptist bible believer. This guy is lying to you. I can't believe that anyone would believe this guy.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I am a baptist bible believer.

Yeah, sure you are. Jesus must have had "Baptist Bible believers" like you in mind when He said the following:

Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Did you catch the part about "he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven"? Our Godly pastors have explained to you the will of the Father, as made manifest in the same Holy Bible in which you claim to believe, and yet you still preach a false gospel.

Why? Wouldn't it be easier to be genuinely saved and join God's favorite church, Landover Baptist?

ETA: If you're right and we're wrong, then show me in the Holy King James Bible, chapter and verse, where I can find this "sinner's prayer" thingie that you false Christians keep saying we should say.

[xfrodobagginsx]

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Yes you're right, God did have me in mind when He said this.

Joh 6:40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.

Where is tithing and good works in this verse? Hmmm. It's about putting our trust in what Jesus Christ did for us on the cross. If we could get there by being good or tithing, the Jesus Christ wouldn't have had to die on the cross for us. Look at this verse:

Ga 2:21 I do not frustrate the grace of God: for if righteousness come by the law, then Christ is dead in vain.
(KJV)

The Law is good works. Do you believe this verse or not?

[xfrodobagginsx]

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To let you know, you are like the pharisee and true believers are like the publican.


Lu 18:10 Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.

11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.
12 I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.

Sinner's prayer:

13 And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.

14 I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.


You see then how the publican was justified and not the pharasee. But the pharasee tithed. The pharasees (people like you) think that they will get there because they deserve it. The publicans (true believers) realize that they don't deserve it and can only get there because of Jesus Christ.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Joh 6:40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.

You must be talking about the last days as outlined in Revelation..
So how about reading Revelation a bit?

And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
Revelation 20:13

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Was Jesus only joking when He said the following?

Matthew 25:31-46: When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth [his] sheep from the goats: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed [thee]? or thirsty, and gave [thee] drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took [thee] in? or naked, and clothed [thee]? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done [it] unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done [it] unto me. Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not. Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee? Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did [it] not to one of the least of these, ye did [it] not to me. And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Dear friend, we preach the entire Bible. Unlike you, we do not cherry-pick the parts that make us feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Sinner's prayer:

13 And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.

That bears no resemblance to the prayer that you told us to say in the OP. In other words, you admit to rewriting Scripture to suit your ends.

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus (the real Jesus, not your made-up version). Have fun in hell.

[SalvationSeeker]

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The problem with your argument, frodo..
Is that we don't praise or pride ourselfs, we praise JESUS.

You on the other hand, has shown yourself to be prideful on several occasions, you come in here, as our guest, you're rude and you believe that the only way to Salvation is by doing as YOU SAY, INSTEAD OF AS JESUS SAID.

We follow Jesus, not you.
Get off your high horse, false teacher.
Smell the sulfur and brimstone that awaits you!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Either this site is a huge joke, or it is a cult. You can't get to heaven by donating money to a church. It is only by trusting in Jesus Christ.

God will not be mocked, and neither will His favorite church. How dare you imply that this church is a joke or a cult, just because we preach the Holy King James Bible as it is, rather than as politically correct liberal "Christians" wish it were. I have assigned you another 40 infraction points.