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  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #16
    Re: Diet soda?

    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
    No, no Mr HTannor, we darkies ain't big on nothing wifout lots and lots of sugar. I cain't think o one faggy negro and no, not Sammy Davis Joonier, niether, though he did act like one.
    I'm sorry, Miss Valvoline, my emotions were running ahead of my typing fingers.

    How can I change my forumla to dispute that lowlife uppity Osambo 08 what's arguing with us?
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Vavoline Johnson
      Mammy
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 960

      #17
      Re: Diet soda?

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      I'm sorry, Miss Valvoline, my emotions were running ahead of my typing fingers.

      How can I change my forumla to dispute that lowlife uppity Osambo 08 what's arguing with us?
      Listen, dont be sayin I tole you so but dat boy Sambo got his-self a slew of Barry Manilow records in his car. DeWayne seed dem wif his own eyes!
      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6313

        #18
        Re: Diet soda?

        I just had a terrible thought--you don't suppose he's using the bottles for some sick homosexual sex practice, do you? Oh, Jesus, make that not be true!

        I think they're putting something in the diet sodas that has turned your friend gay, Brother Marshall. After all, PepsiCo, the maker of Diet Mountain Dew, is known to support the radical gay agenda. All True Christians™ support the Rev. Don. Wildmon's boycott of Pepsi products until they stop pushing homosexuality on America.

        Hey, Pepsi, if you're not with us, you're against us.
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #19
          Re: Diet soda?

          Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
          I was just thinking rationally - rational that you are clearly lacking.


          You can call me Ken, btw.
          Well "Ken", I think I finally have a handle on you (thank you, Miss Valvoline!!!).

          You are an uppity negra, and I hope you enjoy your days in HELL where the Flaming Tallywacker(tm) of Satan does a number on your nether regions while you're slugging down your diet drink.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: Diet soda?

            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
            I just had a terrible thought--you don't suppose he's using the bottles for some sick homosexual sex practice, do you? Oh, Jesus, make that not be true!

            I think they're putting something in the diet sodas that has turned your friend gay, Brother Marshall. After all, PepsiCo, the maker of Diet Mountain Dew, is known to support the radical gay agenda
            Wait a minute, Diet Mountain Dew is made by Pepsi?

            I should have known! And I bet it wasn't even a diet Coke they gave me, but a diet PEPSI!

            It's all part of the gay agenda, I tell you! Insidiously inserting their sleazy sexuality into every orifice they can access!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #21
              Re: Diet soda?

              Brother Marshall,

              Did the faggot say, "Yahoo! Mountain Dew!"

              A Sure way to spot fags, even when they Drink the Sugared version.

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              • Rev Moonfloss
                Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 91

                #22
                Re: Diet soda?

                Dat der is bein why y'all only see brutha's drinkin da Kool-Aid. Wez all stays away from dem faggotiy drinks. Pure suga' an water wit some color ta it. Dats what Iz talkin bout.
                Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #23
                  Re: Diet soda?



                  Dear JESUS, black "Brotha" - don't you (Judging by the 'cut of your jib') have some "ho's" to attend to?

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                  • Rev Moonfloss
                    Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 91

                    #24
                    Re: Diet soda?

                    Would it be dat yous lookin for some tendin too? Iz fix ya right up suga' Just give da rev a shout out, know what I sayin'
                    Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #25
                      Re: Diet soda?

                      Originally posted by Rev Moonfloss View Post
                      Would it be dat yous lookin for some tendin too? Iz fix ya right up suga' Just give da rev a shout out, know what I sayin'
                      Er, RATher, I don't think that I do.

                      But I can Sure(c) shout JESUS!!!

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                      • Rev Moonfloss
                        Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 91

                        #26
                        Re: Diet soda?

                        well dont cha be shoutin too loud now. Every time a white wumen shout wit a brutha round, da po-lease come an pump caps in ta da brutha.
                        Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                        • Marshall
                          Righteous and Patriotic
                          Highest body count at the VFW
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 3322

                          #27
                          Re: Diet soda?

                          I don't think I have ever read anything about queer genetics. There are gay babies certainly and they are born gay to punish their parents(these babies have no souls) but the vast majority of homosexuals are doing it for attention and because they are mentally ill. It is a lifestyle CHOICE and it is encouraged by gay things in everyday life like diet soda and mens tennis and rock and roll music. Childrens cereal encourages it, public schools encourage it even the very cartoons they watch encourage it! Ever seen that Square Bob Pants cartoon? It's like a damnable queer recruitment and training film!
                          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                          • Vavoline Johnson
                            Mammy
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 960

                            #28
                            Re: Diet soda?

                            Originally posted by Rev Moonfloss View Post
                            Would it be dat yous lookin for some tendin too? Iz fix ya right up suga' Just give da rev a shout out, know what I sayin'
                            Mercy colored boy, speak in understandable negro English, please and hab a nice weeken, too.
                            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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