[HTannor]

Re: Diet soda?

No, no Mr HTannor, we darkies ain't big on nothing wifout lots and lots of sugar. I cain't think o one faggy negro and no, not Sammy Davis Joonier, niether, though he did act like one.

I'm sorry, Miss Valvoline, my emotions were running ahead of my typing fingers.

How can I change my forumla to dispute that lowlife uppity Osambo 08 what's arguing with us?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Diet soda?

I'm sorry, Miss Valvoline, my emotions were running ahead of my typing fingers.

How can I change my forumla to dispute that lowlife uppity Osambo 08 what's arguing with us?

Listen, dont be sayin I tole you so but dat boy Sambo got his-self a slew of Barry Manilow records in his car. DeWayne seed dem wif his own eyes!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Diet soda?

I just had a terrible thought--you don't suppose he's using the bottles for some sick homosexual sex practice, do you? Oh, Jesus, make that not be true!

I think they're putting something in the diet sodas that has turned your friend gay, Brother Marshall. After all, PepsiCo, the maker of Diet Mountain Dew, is known to support the radical gay agenda. All True Christians™ support the Rev. Don. Wildmon's boycott of Pepsi products until they stop pushing homosexuality on America.

Hey, Pepsi, if you're not with us, you're against us.

[HTannor]

Re: Diet soda?

I was just thinking rationally - rational that you are clearly lacking.


You can call me Ken, btw.

Well "Ken", I think I finally have a handle on you (thank you, Miss Valvoline!!!).

You are an uppity negra, and I hope you enjoy your days in HELL where the Flaming Tallywacker(tm) of Satan does a number on your nether regions while you're slugging down your diet drink.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Diet soda?

I just had a terrible thought--you don't suppose he's using the bottles for some sick homosexual sex practice, do you? Oh, Jesus, make that not be true!

I think they're putting something in the diet sodas that has turned your friend gay, Brother Marshall. After all, PepsiCo, the maker of Diet Mountain Dew, is known to support the radical gay agenda

Wait a minute, Diet Mountain Dew is made by Pepsi?

I should have known! And I bet it wasn't even a diet Coke they gave me, but a diet PEPSI!

It's all part of the gay agenda, I tell you! Insidiously inserting their sleazy sexuality into every orifice they can access!

[SUV]

Re: Diet soda?

Brother Marshall,

Did the faggot say, "Yahoo! Mountain Dew!"

A Sure way to spot fags, even when they Drink the Sugared version.

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Diet soda?

Dat der is bein why y'all only see brutha's drinkin da Kool-Aid. Wez all stays away from dem faggotiy drinks. Pure suga' an water wit some color ta it. Dats what Iz talkin bout.

[SUV]

Re: Diet soda?



Dear JESUS, black "Brotha" - don't you (Judging by the 'cut of your jib') have some "ho's" to attend to?

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Diet soda?

Would it be dat yous lookin for some tendin too? Iz fix ya right up suga' Just give da rev a shout out, know what I sayin'

[SUV]

Re: Diet soda?

Would it be dat yous lookin for some tendin too? Iz fix ya right up suga' Just give da rev a shout out, know what I sayin'

Er, RATher, I don't think that I do.

But I can Sure(c) shout JESUS!!!

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Diet soda?

well dont cha be shoutin too loud now. Every time a white wumen shout wit a brutha round, da po-lease come an pump caps in ta da brutha.

[Marshall]

Re: Diet soda?

I don't think I have ever read anything about queer genetics. There are gay babies certainly and they are born gay to punish their parents(these babies have no souls) but the vast majority of homosexuals are doing it for attention and because they are mentally ill. It is a lifestyle CHOICE and it is encouraged by gay things in everyday life like diet soda and mens tennis and rock and roll music. Childrens cereal encourages it, public schools encourage it even the very cartoons they watch encourage it! Ever seen that Square Bob Pants cartoon? It's like a damnable queer recruitment and training film!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Diet soda?

Would it be dat yous lookin for some tendin too? Iz fix ya right up suga' Just give da rev a shout out, know what I sayin'

Mercy colored boy, speak in understandable negro English, please and hab a nice weeken, too.