[Levi Jones]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

why would i have kids im 20. im still enjoying myself every weekend like a normal person. aka demonboy to you piffleing crazy freaks.

Yet another shocking turn of events! I am practically apoplectic to learn you don't have children.

Tell me about your parents. Did they lay Godly beatings to your behind or did they try to be your "best friend?"

[the_truth420]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

alright fucktard. i outrank both you retards, lots of women "outrank" me, and I "outrank" lots of women. you people are fucked you treat woman like shit. i was treating this particular woman like shit because she is a piece of shit. and so are you. your "bible" or whatever the fuck is a bigger joke than scientology. which is also a joke.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

alright piffletard. i outrank both you retards, lots of women "outrank" me, and I "outrank" lots of women. you people are piffleed you treat woman like shit. i was treating this particular woman like shit because she is a piece of shit. and so are you. your "bible" or whatever the piffle is a bigger joke than scientology. which is also a joke.

In the grand scheme of life dear boy you rank just above whale shit. Whale shit sits on the bottom of the ocean and is the lowest thing on earth.So I guess you got that going for you. You are only the second lowest form of shit on the EARTH

Brother's and Sisters forgive me for my foul mouth.

[Levi Jones]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

i was treating this particular woman like shit because she is a piece of shit. and so are you. your "bible" or whatever the piffle is a bigger joke than scientology. which is also a joke.

That's a rather mean spirited, bigotted and misogynist thing to say to your fellow woman isn't it?

The Word says we are blessed by your persecution.

Matthew 5:10-12
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

I noticed you didn't answer the question about your parents. I'll ask it again.

Did they lay Godly beatings to your behind or did they try to be your "best friend?"

[the_truth420]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

the piffle did your parents do? beat you with piffleing paddles? cause mine didn't. and they sure weren't my best friend either.


and i laugh at all you fools. you are all piffleed in the head. we live in 2009 going on 2010 get a piffleing grip on yourselves play sports do piffleing yoga smoke weed go to school and get a good job just stop piffleing behaving the way you are and you may see reality for what it is.



YOU ARE ALL SERIOUSLY LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYY IIIIIIIINNNNNN TTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

and i laugh at all you fools. you are all piffleed in the head. we live in 2009 going on 2010 get a piffleing grip on yourselves play sports do piffleing yoga smoke weed go to school and get a good job just stop piffleing behaving the way you are and you may see reality for what it is.

My fellow Baptist brothers and sisters,

This is why you don't ever take advice from unsaved scum. He would rather have us smoke the Devil's weed and do that yoga witchcraft. Don't let him drag you down to Hell with him!

YOU ARE ALL SERIOUSLY LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYY IIIIIIIINNNNNN TTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD

Do you realize how much of a retard you look like typing that? What are you 13?

[Flat Lander]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

My fellow Baptist brothers and sisters,

This is why you don't ever take advice from unsaved scum. He would rather have us smoke the Devil's weed and do that yoga witchcraft. Don't let him drag you down to Hell with him!




Do you realize how much of a retard you look like typing that? What are you 13?

Thank you, Rev. Jim for filtering out his filthiness. I had the misfortune of actually reading it before you got it filtered. Now, my mind will be poisoned for a while, but I'll do a special dance I know to clear my head. During the dance shadows are cast on the wall from the candle on the head of the Budha in the middle of the room. This was such a shocking experience, I might have to dance all night. I just hope I have enough candles.

[Sin boy]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

the piffle did your parents do? beat you with piffleing paddles? cause mine didn't. and they sure weren't my best friend either.


and i laugh at all you fools. you are all piffleed in the head. we live in 2009 going on 2010 get a piffleing grip on yourselves play sports do piffleing yoga smoke weed go to school and get a good job just stop piffleing behaving the way you are and you may see reality for what it is.



YOU ARE ALL SERIOUSLY LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYY IIIIIIIINNNNNN TTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD

Yeah, this doesn't make your case very well, man. For one, it confirms everything they're saying about us being 'unsaved scum' and 'immature'... Oh well, I guess.

Also, to Lola: I misread what you wrote, I apologize. However, I am in no way a 'homer'.

I like the ladies just fine.

[Levi Jones]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

the piffle did your parents do? beat you with piffleing paddles? cause mine didn't. and they sure weren't my best friend either.

So they ignored you and didn't correct you properly growing up. It's obviously why you turned out to be a druggie.

So sad.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

Flat Lander, actually it wasn't me, but the JesOS 7(tm) Purity Filter installed. When it comes across any form of profanity, it automatically access the moderation tools and replaces the words with a nicer alternative. In fact, I was AFK after I made that post...I had to run to the kitchen to grab some more chocolate donuts.

[Flat Lander]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

Truth420 and Shaunyboy,

I suspect you guys are trying to help, but since you obviously aren't the Christians I was originally asking about this topic, you have been somewhat disruptive. I think I have an answer to my original question, and unless I've misunderstood what the others were saying, it is I should wait until my sons are at least 7 before stoning them. That's at least four more months for one of them. I'm going to be keeping a list of everything he does wrong between now and his seventh birthday, and I'm going to be collecting rocks, too, just in case he reaches for my toaster waffle after he turns seven.

Please, try to learn more about being a good Christian before giving advice. This is the only advice I have given since I've been here. I've been busy trying to GET good advice from these good Christians, and your comments although I sure well intentioned, were not all that helpful. Please consider reading the Bible from cover to cover. Maybe tonight.

May the Lord God of Heaven bless you with cool stuff, like suspenders.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

Thank you, Rev. Jim for filtering out his filthiness. I had the misfortune of actually reading it before you got it filtered. Now, my mind will be poisoned for a while, but I'll do a special dance I know to clear my head. During the dance shadows are cast on the wall from the candle on the head of the Budha in the middle of the room. This was such a shocking experience, I might have to dance all night. I just hope I have enough candles.

NO CANDLES

Candles
do not use them,use oil lams,battery lamps or electricity made from coal,or nuclear fuel.
do not use wind made electricity(Satan controls the wind.) Demons do not like electricity made from nuclear fuel,its makes them glow green!

CANDELS ATTRACT DEMONS

[Sin boy]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

Truth420 and Shaunyboy,

I suspect you guys are trying to help, but since you obviously aren't the Christians I was originally asking about this topic, you have been somewhat disruptive. I think I have an answer to my original question, and unless I've misunderstood what the others were saying, it is I should wait until my sons are at least 7 before stoning them. That's at least four more months for one of them. I'm going to be keeping a list of everything he does wrong between now and his seventh birthday, and I'm going to be collecting rocks, too, just in case he reaches for my toaster waffle after he turns seven.

Please, try to learn more about being a good Christian before giving advice. This is the only advice I have given since I've been here. I've been busy trying to GET good advice from these good Christians, and your comments although I sure well intentioned, were not all that helpful. Please consider reading the Bible from cover to cover. Maybe tonight.

May the Lord God of Heaven bless you with cool stuff, like suspenders.

Hey, suspenders are cool, man. I'm sure I got some lying around my house somewhere...

And it's fine that you didn't like my advice, I was only trying to offer my knowledge to the fray, see if it could benefit you in any way.

But, like I said before, I can't force you to raise your kids a certain way. I'm opposed to stoning, but that's just me. I hope you consider my words at least a little bit when parenting your kids, man.

Oh,and I might skim over the KJV1611 Bible in a Year that they have here at Landover- since it would do me good to know what I'm talking about.

[Flat Lander]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

NO CANDLES

Candles
do not use them,use oil lams,battery lamps or electricity made from coal,or nuclear fuel.
do not use wind made electricity(Satan controls the wind.) Demons do not like electricity made from nuclear fuel,its makes them glow green!

CANDELS ATTRACT DEMONS

Oh, yeah, I forgot about the candles thing. Thanks for reminding me.

I have a flashlight I can use.

Gotta remember that, "candles attract demons" "candles attract demons" . . .

I'm sure I got it now. Thanks again for reminding me.

Hey, is this why sometimes children who have candles on their birthday cakes sometimes can't blow them all out at once? Because demons show up and keep them from blowing some of them out? Also, are the demons responsible for their terrible behavior after being pumped full of cake, frosting, candy, ice cream, more frosting, sugary soda pop, and more frosting, or is it something else?

[Lola Handcock]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

Oh, yeah, I forgot about the candles thing. Thanks for reminding me.

I have a flashlight I can use.

Gotta remember that, "candles attract demons" "candles attract demons" . . .

I'm sure I got it now. Thanks again for reminding me.

Hey, is this why sometimes children who have candles on their birthday cakes sometimes can't blow them all out at once? Because demons show up and keep them from blowing some of them out? Also, are the demons responsible for their terrible behavior after being pumped full of cake, frosting, candy, ice cream, more frosting, sugary soda pop, and more frosting, or is it something else?

Satan and his minions are playing with the candles ,by keeping them burning more demons are attracted...

the behavior problem is called a sugar buzz....Al tho I will check my DEMON hand book to make sure that sugar is OK.


Don't worry flat lander we always have your back.