Is Catholicism Christianity?

[eddieboy]

I'm an atheist, i'm new at this Jewish Zombie religion thingy...

why do people say Catholicism is not christianity? please gimme a concise answer. Thanks!


and NO, we don't eat babies. stop it.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

First off, Jesus was neither Jewish nor a Zombie.

Second, it just shows how retarded you atheists are when you fail to solve simple problems like this one here. Your question has been poured over thousands of times here, and is actually a popular subject.

If you would've just used the SEARCH function, you would find the threads you are looking for without having to waste anyone's time.

Or you could've went over to the False Religions and Cults Forum and see that we have two threads dedicated to catholicism in the stickies.

There. Now shut up and read.

[eddieboy]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

First off, Jesus was neither Jewish nor a Zombie.

Second, it just shows how retarded you atheists are when you fail to solve simple problems like this one here. Your question has been poured over thousands of times here, and is actually a popular subject.

If you would've just used the SEARCH function, you would find the threads you are looking for without having to waste anyone's time.

Or you could've went over to the False Religions and Cults Forum and see that we have two threads dedicated to catholicism in the stickies.

There. Now shut up and read.

Gee thanx... i wonder if jesus woulda responded that way...

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

Gee thanx... i wonder if jesus woulda responded that way...

He would've. If you would've read a Bible you can see where he was blunt with his words.

22And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. 23But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
24But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
25Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
26But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.

He called that woman a dog, to her face. That's the real Jesus for you!


I also recommend you read Matthew Chapter 23, which is quite the rant against the Pharisees, where he ultimately calls them a "generation of vipers". You will see that Christ was not some lovey-dovey hippie who was nice to everyone.

[eddieboy]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

He called that woman a dog, to her face. That's the real Jesus for you!

Thank God i'm an atheist!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

Gee thanx... i wonder if jesus woulda responded that way...

You'll see first hand how Jesus responds to you on Judgment Day, sinner.

As for Catlickism being even remotely like True Christianity™, are you functionally retarded?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

Thank God i'm an atheist!

Do you even understand the hypocrisy and irony of that?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

Thank God i'm an atheist!

Amen to that.

Not many Christian retardeds.

[eddieboy]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

first off, i can't wait to meet jesus in heaven. I'd like to lay the smackdown on his face for the 2009+ years he left us of pain, suffering, misery etc.

Then, when he turns the other cheek, i'm gonna lay him another smackdown

Do you even understand the hypocrisy and irony of that?

Yes, it's called being "funny". Try it, it's cool.

And while you're at it, try "rational thinking" too. I hear it works.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

And while you're at it, try "rational thinking" too. I hear it works.

This is obviously second-hand information for you.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

first off, i can't wait to meet jesus in heaven. I'd like to lay the smackdown on his face for the 2009+ years he left us of pain, suffering, misery etc.

Then, when he turns the other cheek, i'm gonna lay him another smackdown




Yes, it's called being "funny". Try it, it's cool.

And while you're at it, try "rational thinking" too. I hear it works.

First off, you'll be in Hell so you won't meet Jesus. But satan will smackdown on you I'm certain!

[eddieboy]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

First off, you'll be in Hell so you won't meet Jesus. But satan will smackdown on you I'm certain!

No... i heard i'll get to the pearly gates. then saint peter and god and so on.. then god is going to judge me.. and then i'll go to hell. In that time, won't i get to see jesus somewhere? At least say 'hi'?

Secondly, have you guys considered that maybe, just maybe, i WANT to go to hell. i don't enjoy church, praying is not my thing, so heaven is going to be just that, but for all eternity. So, by all means, I want to go to hell.

I heard Einstein is in hell too. Is that true?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

No... i heard i'll get to the pearly gates. then saint peter and god and so on.. then god is going to judge me.. and then i'll go to hell. In that time, won't i get to see jesus somewhere? At least say 'hi'?

Secondly, have you guys considered that maybe, just maybe, i WANT to go to hell. i don't enjoy church, praying is not my thing, so heaven is going to be just that, but for all eternity. So, by all means, I want to go to hell.

I heard Einstein is in hell too. Is that true?

Have you ever read the Bible?

[eddieboy]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

Have you ever read the Bible?

Not really, I'm trying to get around to it...

But seriously, is Einstein in hell right now? What about Darwin?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Is Catholicism Christianity?

Not really, I'm trying to get around to it...

But seriously, is Einstein in hell right now? What about Darwin?

You are aware that Einstein was not an atheist, right? He believed in God.

And Darwin recanted his abominable theory on his deathbed.

Read a book, tard.