[James Hutchins]

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What a coincidence. I found my neice Claudette in the same position this morning in Rev. Jim's study. Noah, I can't wait to meet you in person at the Freehold "Bringing in the New Year" service at the FreeHold Crystal Church. I'll be riding in one of the Reverends Escalades and it has a parking pass to be next to the main door. After midnight, my family has a tradition to make a racket near the homes of the jigaboos. You ought to come along. Nothing like seeing a a nigra scared white!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I must say it was an honor to finally meet you and your lovely wife, Brother Noah. She is really something! Nice, firm round breasts perfect for suckling young ones, wide and shapely child-bearing hips, piercing blue eyes, and nice full lips perfect for praising the Lord. You're a very lucky man, Noah.

Now that you are in Freehold, if you did not mind, but I slipped one of my private cell phone numbers to your wife, just in case she needs some free pastoral consultation. Normally I charge upwards of $100 an hour for my prayer services/consultation/advice/help, but I let her know she can use me pro bono anytime.

It's quite hard adjusting to a new town, so I know I will save your family thousands right off the bat. Glad to have helped.

[Noah Dint]

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I just wanted to drop a quick line this morning and thank everyone for the wonderful visit.

I had a great time and wonderful fellowship with everyone. Morning coffee will never be the same on my back porch. I never knew how much better it tastes surrounded by good friends, weapons, and ammunition at the gun shop. What a wonderful way to start the day. Glory! And all of you men are right. Guns are better than fireworks - at least until they build a fully automatic firework!

Sister Cookie your home is magnificent and we greatly appreciate the use of it. Norah had never seen such a kitchen in her life so I insured she made good use of it. We returned the keys and insured everything was as good or better than we found it. What a blessing you are to us.

We are in awe at the children's center and thank everyone there for watching over the little ones. They certainly are on the path of good God fearing kids now! Praise God!

The New Years Party was of biblical standards and definately the best party I think I've ever been to. And don't worry. What happens in Freehold stays in Freehold. (wink)

Thanks again to everyone. We truly all had the time of our lives.

-ND

[James Hutchins]

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Rev. Osborne, thanks again for letting my niece and I stay in one of the guest homes on your estate. Please do let me know the damages, I'll wire the funds immediately.

Brother Dint, It was a delight getting to meet you in person. Entertaining your wife while you were at the Landover Mens Club was not a problem. Claudette and I had a wonderful time with her. Please do let me know the damages, I'll wire the funds immediately.

Once again, the Godly celebrations in the town of Landover were spectacular. Ofc. Richards, please do let me know the damages, I'll wire the funds immediately.

[Noah Dint]

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Please do let me know the damages, I'll wire the funds immediately.

Brother Hutchins you are not the first man that has spent time in a Church and wound up in a pile of debt because of it! Glory!

My lovely bride says there is no charge for damages and the pleasure of meeting you was all hers.

Matthew 6:12
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors...

-ND

[Vavoline Johnson]

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We finally have our tickets! Hallelujah!


-ND

Huh? Am I missin sumpthin..tickets fo what?? Ain't Wednesdays fo bible study? I ain't got nothin! Pasta, you disincluding us Negros again?

[James Hutchins]

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Brother Hutchins you are not the first man that has spent time in a Church and wound up in a pile of debt because of it! Glory!

My lovely bride says there is no charge for damages and the pleasure of meeting you was all hers.

Matthew 6:12
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors...

-ND

I really want to make good on the 'damages'. I am fillingfiling a large clamclaim and want titit to be all inclusive. Forgive my spelling, it has been quite a week!

Huh? Am I missin sumpthin..tickets fo what?? Ain't Wednesdays fo bible study? I ain't got nothin! Pasta, you disincluding us Negros again?

No missus Vavoline, no need to create such a scene. The tickets were needed only by folks who owned a car. So you did not need a ticket.

By the way, thanks for getting those stains out of the sheets from Rev. Osborne's guest house. Too much spicy food I think.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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I really want to make good on the 'damages'. I am fillingfiling a large clamclaim and want titit to be all inclusive. Forgive my spelling, it has been quite a week!


No missus Vavoline, no need to create such a scene. The tickets were needed only by folks who owned a car. So you did not need a ticket.

By the way, thanks for getting those stains out of the sheets from Rev. Osborne's guest house. Too much spicy food I think.

Mr James. we coulda come ridin up in Cleevons Caddilack Sayville. You know we hate to miss da bible studies.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Sister Cookie your home is magnificent and we greatly appreciate the use of it. Norah had never seen such a kitchen in her life so I insured she made good use of it. We returned the keys and insured everything was as good or better than we found it. What a blessing you are to us.

Brother Noah...that dear wife of yours sure can CLEAN! I hope she got some time to get out of the house while she was here. I popped into the cottage this morning for some papers, and it looks like every single slipcover, drapery and piece of cloth in the house has been bleached, scented and pressed. The wooden furniture looks newly waxed and polished, too.

I'm rather in awe that Nora was able to do a COMPLETE Spring cleaning on a 20-room house in under a week's time!

PS: It looks like someone fixed the basement stairs, too? Thank you! Please come again to stay soon!

[James Hutchins]

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Mr James. we coulda come ridin up in Cleevons Caddilack Sayville. You know we hate to miss da bible studies.

Now I almost feel bad. I thought your Perillo bus trip was throught the new year.
I most certainly would of loved to of had you stay with my neice and me. We left the guest house of the kind Rev. Osborne in quite a shambles. Had you been there with us, it would of probably been cleaner than when we arrived.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I most certainly would of loved to of had you stay with my neice and me. We left the guest house of the kind Rev. Osborne in quite a shambles. Had you been there with us, it would of probably been cleaner than when we arrived.

I just noticed...Nora does windows, too!

Wow.

I don't know how on earth she got up to the ones up on the cupola without breaking her little neck!

.

[James Hutchins]

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I know what you mean, MC. When the lovely Mrs. Dent was over visiting my niece Claudette and me, she spent a fair amount of time cleaning pipes. But when she was done, the poor dear, had little energy left for windows.

[Noah Dint]

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I just noticed...Nora does windows, too!

Wow.

I don't know how on earth she got up to the ones up on the cupola without breaking her little neck!

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Sister Cookie,

I don't mean to insult you in the least, but she did not do a Spring Cleaning on your home. Hard work is a standard in the Dint household. After Church on Sunday we had lunch and then came back and spent three good hours. Norah and the kids whipped it into shape in no time and left it clean enough for Jesus himself to come and visit! (That's what my youngest son said)

You may also notice the drip in the big claw-foot bathtub is gone? Norah just wouldn't rest until I tightened things up for her - and then I couldn't get her out of it! Glory!

All the praise goes to our Lord for having such good folks as yourself as friends and Brothers and Sisters in Christ. You saved us a huge amount on Hotel and Motel bills - so we tythed it all.

Naturally it was in your name...

-ND

[Mistress Cookie]

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You may also notice the drip in the big claw-foot bathtub is gone? Norah just wouldn't rest until I tightened things up for her - and then I couldn't get her out of it! Glory!

Oh! I just ran in and checked that after reading your post! HOW GRAND!

I'd been avoiding that bathroom because I did know that tub was broken. HOW KIND YOU WERE TO FIX IT!

That really is the nicest bathroom, because it opens up onto the greenhouse. Very serene to soak in there after a hard day saving souls. Sometimes the hummingbirds fly in from the aviary, though and hit their little heads on the mirrors, so maybe I should put some misquito netting across those doors or something? I don't know.

Well, give my best to the entire Dint family and let them know you're all welcome any time. And it's truly wonderful you were able to tithe all that saved hotel money to the church.

PRAISE!

[Vavoline Johnson]

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I just noticed...Nora does windows, too!

Wow.

I don't know how on earth she got up to the ones up on the cupola without breaking her little neck!

.

Harrumph Miz Cookie, unless Miz Norah is colored she can't be cleaning like I can and wif my new iron from Mr James and the robot vacuum. We could get the place spotless like no white peoples could!