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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #31
    Re: We'll be there on Wednesday!

    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
    Harrumph Miz Cookie, unless Miz Norah is colored she can't be cleaning like I can and wif my new iron from Mr James and the robot vacuum. We could get the place spotless like no white peoples could!
    I'll have to go along with you there sister Vavoline. I've never seen anyone clean like you coloreds. It must be in your blood.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #32
      Re: We'll be there on Wednesday!

      Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
      Harrumph Miz Cookie, unless Miz Norah is colored she can't be cleaning like I can and wif my new iron from Mr James and the robot vacuum. We could get the place spotless like no white peoples could!
      Miss Johnson, I do need someone to go by the cottage twice a week, tidy up and check on things. No one's living there now when I'm not in town, though since Mr. Dint's visit went so well, I think I may open it up to other True Christians™ visiting Freehold. (The birds in the aviary need feeding, too.)

      Can you spare 2 days a week, and perhaps more when there are visitors? The cottage isn't too big, only 20 rooms.

      Will one of the pastors supply a professional reference for you?

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      • Jerakk
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 178

        #33
        Re: We'll be there on Wednesday!

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        Miss Johnson, I do need someone to go by the cottage twice a week, tidy up and check on things. No one's living there now when I'm not in town, though since Mr. Dint's visit went so well, I think I may open it up to other True Christians™ visiting Freehold. (The birds in the aviary need feeding, too.)

        Can you spare 2 days a week, and perhaps more when there are visitors? The cottage isn't too big, only 20 rooms.

        Will one of the pastors supply a professional reference for you?
        Well if you ever need a full time bird feeder let me know, I work well with birds. In fact I have an african grey that I'm currently teaching to recite scripture. It's still in the works though, seeing as currently he can only say "Burn in hell for your sins".
        Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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        • Mistress Cookie
          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 6790

          #34
          Re: We'll be there on Wednesday!

          Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
          Well if you ever need a full time bird feeder let me know, I work well with birds. In fact I have an african grey that I'm currently teaching to recite scripture. It's still in the works though, seeing as currently he can only say "Burn in hell for your sins".
          That's so interesting, Brother Jerakk. Well done!

          At present, the housekeeper can feed the birds when they check in on the house. There are fruit trees and fountains in the aviary, and the hummingbirds just need occassional seeds left out for them to round out their diet.

          But thank you.

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          • Vavoline Johnson
            Mammy
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 960

            #35
            Re: We'll be there on Wednesday!

            Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
            Well if you ever need a full time bird feeder let me know, I work well with birds. In fact I have an african grey that I'm currently teaching to recite scripture. It's still in the works though, seeing as currently he can only say "Burn in hell for your sins".
            Of course I be helping you Mistress an Lawd hab mercy, we got our-selbs one of dem African Grey birds, too. Lawd, he jist hate everybody. Maybe we kin pray fo dat birds salvation, too up dere in the Prayer Forum
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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