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  • #31
    Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    What, so you think it'd make more sense if you gargled Satan's burning manseed while terrible demons with the face of GK Chesterton ripped your intestines with their claws...for eighty years or so, and then you'd be eligible for parole? Eternity makes more sense to me.
    Well simply put, yes. In my opinion, the punishment should fit the crime, not completely outweigh it.

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    • #32
      Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

      Originally posted by Joo View Post
      Well simply put, yes. In my opinion, the punishment should fit the crime, not completely outweigh it.
      There is no "punishment". There is the Law of Karma. An eye or an eye and a tooth for a tooth. For every action there is a reaction. If you put so much energy toward something that is negative you will reap the fruits of the seeds you have planted. Nothing more. You can pay your Karma consciously and willingly now through the denial of the go and awakening of the consciousness or you can let nature takes its course and pay it unwillingly in the infradimensions of nature, which is the Second Death.

      Revelations 2
      [11] He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit(The Innermost) saith unto the churches(Chakras); He that overcometh (eliminates his ego)shall not be hurt of the second death.

      "Hell" is not impersonal, but very personal. There is no literal fire and brimstone. The suffering is equal to the amount of ego. When nature has disintegrated the ego in the infradimensions there will be no more suffering and the process of evolution will repeat until one reaches the human kingdom again with another 108 lives to self-realize.

      Galatians 6
      [5] For every man shall bear his own burden.
      [6] Let him that is taught in the word communicate unto him that teacheth in all good things.(the Innermost)
      [7] Be not deceived; God is not mocked:       for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
      [8] For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.

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      • #33
        Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

        How can something so pure of intentions as to watch over this race and die for its individuals be considered an image of the Evil? It just dosn't make sense! I think we all know of that which I speak.

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        • #34
          Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

          Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
          How can something so pure of intentions as to watch over this race and die for its individuals be considered an image of the Evil? It just dosn't make sense! I think we all know of that which I speak.
          More pseudo-pagan claptrap. You hippie chicks are all so full of empty headed nonsense it makes Jesus cry....while He laughs uncontrollably at you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #35
            Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

            You guys asked what we would ask. That is what I would ask. If you didn't want to know don't ask.

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            • #36
              Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

              Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
              You guys asked what we would ask. That is what I would ask. If you didn't want to know don't ask.
              Wouldn't it make more sense for you to ask Him to cure you of your mongoloidism?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #37
                Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

                Originally posted by ******n View Post
                There is no "punishment". There is the Law of Karma. An eye or an eye and a tooth for a tooth. For every action there is a reaction. If you put so much energy toward something that is negative you will reap the fruits of the seeds you have planted. Nothing more. You can pay your Karma consciously and willingly now through the denial of the go and awakening of the consciousness or you can let nature takes its course and pay it unwillingly in the infradimensions of nature, which is the Second Death.

                Revelations 2
                [11] He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit(The Innermost) saith unto the churches(Chakras); He that overcometh (eliminates his ego)shall not be hurt of the second death.

                "Hell" is not impersonal, but very personal. There is no literal fire and brimstone. The suffering is equal to the amount of ego. When nature has disintegrated the ego in the infradimensions there will be no more suffering and the process of evolution will repeat until one reaches the human kingdom again with another 108 lives to self-realize.

                Galatians 6
                [5] For every man shall bear his own burden.
                [6] Let him that is taught in the word communicate unto him that teacheth in all good things.(the Innermost)
                [7] Be not deceived; God is not mocked:                 for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
                [8] For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.
                With all due respect, the question is meant for their Lord, Jesus Christ, not you.

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                • #38
                  Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

                  "What kind of drugs are YOU smoking? Cause, whatever they are, I need to get some."

                  ^____^

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                  • #39
                    Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

                    Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
                    "What kind of drugs are YOU smoking? Cause, whatever they are, I need to get some."

                    ^____^
                    Dear shallow-minded fool; Jesus does not use drugs. Don't try and drag our Saviour down into the slime and perversion that you inhabit.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Dear shallow-minded fool; Jesus does not use drugs. Don't try and drag our Saviour down into the slime and perversion that you inhabit.
                      Hello?

                      I believed I asked JESUS the question? Besides. "Love your fellow man, your mother father and your neighbour."

                      Kinda communist. He HAD to be doing some sort of AWESOME drug to come up with that idea.

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                      • #41
                        Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Dear shallow-minded fool; Jesus does not use drugs. Don't try and drag our Saviour down into the slime and perversion that you inhabit.
                        He was talking to ******n...so technically you just implied that ******n is Jesus. May want to reword that...

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                        • #42
                          Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

                          Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
                          Hello?

                          I believed I asked JESUS the question? Besides. "Love your fellow man, your mother father and your neighbour."

                          Kinda communist. He HAD to be doing some sort of AWESOME drug to come up with that idea.
                          Silly. He's omnipotent! So obviously he was doing every drug in the universe at the same time. Or does the good Pastor doubt his Lords supremeness?
                          Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                          • #43
                            Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

                            Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                            Silly. He's omnipotent! So obviously he was doing every drug in the universe at the same time. Or does the good Pastor doubt his Lords supremeness?
                            I see.....

                            Well then.

                            Could Jesus microwave a burito SO hot, not even he could eat it?

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                            • #44
                              Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

                              Myself, I'd like to know why He decided to leave those pesky mosquitos on Noah's Ark. I mean, couldn't we have just let them drown?
                              I'd like to know that as well. I suppose, considering they fly it may have been hard to drown them....but why have them in the first place? Little flying, buzzing, itchy bloodsuckers- doesn't that just sound like a wonderful thing to put on the earthold

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                              • #45
                                Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

                                I'd like to ask Jesus what he would be for a Klondike Bar.
                                Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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