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  • #31
    Re: White people is God's chosen

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Would you mind putting down your crack pipe and making an attempt to post in American? I can't make heads nor tails of your gibberish. You talk like a homer.
    John 12: [40] He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

    Mark 8:
    [15] And he charged them, saying, Take heed, beware of the leaven of the Pharisees, and of the leaven of Herod.
    [16] And they reasoned among themselves, saying, It is because we have no bread.
    [17] And when Jesus knew it, he saith unto them, Why reason ye, because ye have no bread? perceive ye not yet, neither understand? have ye your heart yet hardened?
    [18] Having eyes, see ye not? and having ears, hear ye not? and do ye not remember?
    [19] When I brake the five loaves among five thousand, how many baskets full of fragments took ye up? They say unto him, Twelve.
    [20] And when the seven among four thousand, how many baskets full of fragments took ye up? And they said, Seven.
    [21] And he said unto them, How is it that ye do not understand?


    Tell me "pastor", can you understand that simple and most obvious allegory?

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    • #32
      Re: White people is God's chosen

      Originally posted by MrGoetickLoon View Post
      [16] And they reasoned among themselves, saying, It is because we have no bread.

      Tell me "pastor", can you understand that simple and most obvious allegory?
      there no needs to be takin that tone wiv Mr.Pastor Zeke! i not no who learned you your theolololgys, but i do no they be a loon, cuz bread not a allergy unless you allergick to penecillin? i confuseds now



      your moldy an schmelly old cosmick bread not biblickal bread, so there

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      • #33
        Re: White people is God's chosen

        Originally posted by Petal View Post
        there no needs to be takin that tone wiv Mr.Pastor Zeke! i not no who learned you your theolololgys, but i do no they be a loon, cuz bread not a allergy unless you allergick to penecillin? i confuseds now

        your moldy an schmelly old cosmick bread not biblickal bread, so there
        Awwww, how cute. It's trying to communicate with me. It thinks it's people.

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        • #34
          Re: White people is God's chosen

          Originally posted by Goetien View Post
          I permeates all space and matter.
          You're claiming that you permeates all space and matter? This is what too much LSD does to a boy. Next he'll turn into one of those drug-addled Ganjafarians and start explaining how he and he loves his Jar.

          Originally posted by Goetien View Post
          Awwww, how cute. It's trying to communicate with me. It thinks it's people.
          The irony within this post is staggering.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #35
            Re: White people is God's chosen

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Originally posted by Goetien View Post
            Awwww, how cute. It's trying to communicate with me. It thinks it's people.
            The irony within this post is staggering.
            So you think I'M cute? You're sounding more and more like a homosexual... which means you're a vampire in the astral plane, sir (or ma'am if you'd like).

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            • #36
              Re: White people is God's chosen

              Originally posted by Goetien View Post
              So you think I'M cute? You're sounding more and more like a homosexual... which means you're a vampire in the astral plane, sir (or ma'am if you'd like).
              Once again you demonstrate the depths of your perverted lifestyle. Brother Temperance is completely uninterested in your tiny little demonstick. In addition, the only way anyone might be a vampire is if they dressed up as one for Halloween. And since we True Christians™ do not follow such satanic customs, there is zero chance that you might get Brother T to don such an outfit while he buggers you.

              It sounds like you have us mixed up with the catlickers again.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #37
                Re: White people is God's chosen

                Originally posted by Goetien View Post
                So you think I'M cute? You're sounding more and more like a homosexual... which means you're a vampire in the astral plane, sir (or ma'am if you'd like).
                Uhhh, nope, I'd wager a guess that he was leaning more towards 'lower life form' rather than 'cute' with regards to you.
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                • #38
                  Re: White people is God's chosen

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Uhhh, nope, I'd wager a guess that he was leaning more towards 'lower life form' rather than 'cute' with regards to you.
                  You are so in their pocket. At least try and pretend that you're not their buddy, Mrs. Pagan.

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                  • #39
                    Re: White people is God's chosen

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Once again you demonstrate the depths of your perverted lifestyle. Brother Temperance is completely uninterested in your tiny little demonstick. In addition, the only way anyone might be a vampire is if they dressed up as one for Halloween.

                    "The greatest lie the devil ever pulled off was convincing mankind he doesn't exist"

                    And since we True Christians™ do not follow such satanic customs, there is zero chance that you might get Brother T to don such an outfit while he buggers you.

                    Are you at this moment thinking about two homosexuals defiling the sacred fire of the holy spirit via sodomy right now, Pastor Zeke?

                    It sounds like you have us mixed up with the catlickers again.
                    You are there off shoot after all.

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                    • #40
                      Re: White people is God's chosen

                      Originally posted by Goetien View Post
                      You are so in their pocket. At least try and pretend that you're not their buddy, Mrs. Pagan.
                      Who says I'm their buddy? Have you seen some of the things they say to me?? However I do find them extremely amusing, and not entirely without wit. And the debates here aren't so bad. And watching some of the discussions here, such as the ones they have with you, are also on the amusing side as well.
                      Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-12-2007, 02:21 AM.
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                      • #41
                        Re: White people is God's chosen

                        Originally posted by Goetien View Post
                        So you think I'M cute? You're sounding more and more like a homosexual... which means you're a vampire in the astral plane, sir (or ma'am if you'd like).
                        Vampires on a plane? They don't let retardeds like your demon buttbuddy Asstroll become pilots, so I can't see how he'd get a plane in the first place, and even if he did get one there wouldn't be any vampires on it, because they don't exist. Methinks somebody's been watching too many Samuel L. Jackson and Wesley Snipes movies. Are you one of those negrophobes?
                        Originally posted by Goetien View Post
                        You are so in their pocket. At least try and pretend that you're not their buddy, Mrs. Pagan.
                        A pagan in my pocket? While I'm sure there is no doubt some Jew planning to market a range of those to innocent, simple-minded children right now, I personally can think of few things more disgusting. I'd never be able to wear that garment again, and it'd probably stink of patchouli for the rest of eternity.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #42
                          Re: White people is God's chosen

                          Originally posted by Goatfart View Post
                          You are so in their pocket. At least try and pretend that you're not their buddy, Mrs. Pagan.
                          Don't get your panties in a wad Goatboy. She's a manhating feminazi lezbean. She doesn't go for pathetic 15 year old gothtards.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #43
                            Re: White people is God's chosen

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Don't get your panties in a wad Goatboy. She's a manhating feminazi lezbean. She doesn't go for pathetic 15 year old gothtards.
                            Taking up for your "girlfriend", I see... awww, how sweet.

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                            • #44
                              Re: White people is God's chosen

                              Originally posted by Goetien View Post
                              Taking up for your "girlfriend", I see... awww, how sweet.
                              Three things here.
                              1) I'm married, and no, not to Zeke (ye gods, what an idea!).
                              2) What an idea! I mean, honestly, Sister Thumper, who is his actual intended, will most likely be doing nothing but baby-making, pie-making, beer-fetching and remote-control fetching, and all those long 'praise jesus' sessions that seem to leave her so worn out.
                              3) Grow up. Honestly, how old are you, 5? No? Then don't act like it.
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                              • #45
                                Re: White people is God's chosen

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Three things here.
                                1) I'm married, and no, not to Zeke (ye gods, what an idea!).
                                2) What an idea! I mean, honestly, Sister Thumper, who is his actual intended, will most likely be doing nothing but baby-making, pie-making, beer-fetching and remote-control fetching, and all those long 'praise jesus' sessions that seem to leave her so worn out.
                                3) Grow up. Honestly, how old are you, 5? No? Then don't act like it.
                                Three things here.
                                1.) You're his "girlfriend". He clearly has a liking for you rather you return the favor or not. Think Hannibal Lector and Clarice Starling
                                2.) "Pastor" Zeke is a homosexual. If he was going to marry the comely Sister Thumper he would have already. He has no sexual interest in beautiful women. Think Hannibal Lector and Clarice Starling
                                3.) Lossen up. Honestly, how old are you, 65? Then role over and die already. Think Hannibal Lector and Clarice Starling

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