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Glory to that innovative all-American corporation, Taser International. They've come up with a great new product that every Christian family should have...
The above news report just talks about monitoring your child's mobile phone, but I think it would be equally effective for husbands to monitor The Little Woman's conversations too.
Right now, all you can do is monitor, but the next generation of these phones will include the ability to send a 50,000 volt shock to your kid/wife if you don't approve of the conversation. So if they talk about sex or voting for a Democrat or something like that, you just blast them with a push of a button even if you're miles away! That oughta shut 'em up real quick.
Of course, them shocks might lead to your teen or wife not carrying the phone. For that reason, the phones will come with a bracket that you can attach to a pair of handcuffs, so you can secure the phone in place. Furthermore, you'll need a secret code number to shut down the phone, so your kid or wife can't turn it off without your permission.
I think it's just fantastic that we have modern technology like this to promote family values. Makes me wonder how people in former times managed without it.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
Taser’s New Weapon: Mobile Phone Monitoring
Stun gun maker Taser wants to help parents, not with jolts of electricity but with a tool which allows parents to effectively take over a child's mobile phone and manage its use.
"Basically we're taking old fashioned parenting and bringing it into the mobile world," Taser chairman and co-founder Tom Smith said at the Consumer Electronics Show here, where the Arizona company unveiled the new product.
"Because when you give your child his mobile phone you don't know who they're talking to, what they're sending or texting, all of those things," Smith told AFP.
The phone application, called "Mobile Protector," allows a parent to screen a child's incoming and outgoing calls and messages, block particular numbers and even listen in on a conversation.
A dashboard on a parent's phone or a personal computer shows the mobiles being monitored and the permitted callers such as friends and family.
"You can start it out very restrictive and then as they get older you can relax those restrictions as that trust factor's gained," Smith said.
An alert is triggered when an unknown number calls a child's phone.
"I can click on this and it's going to say here's the person's who's calling," Smith said.
"I can either choose to block that call, allow that call or even answer that call and find out who it is before I release it through to my child.
More here
Stun gun maker Taser wants to help parents, not with jolts of electricity but with a tool which allows parents to effectively take over a child's mobile phone and manage its use.
"Basically we're taking old fashioned parenting and bringing it into the mobile world," Taser chairman and co-founder Tom Smith said at the Consumer Electronics Show here, where the Arizona company unveiled the new product.
"Because when you give your child his mobile phone you don't know who they're talking to, what they're sending or texting, all of those things," Smith told AFP.
The phone application, called "Mobile Protector," allows a parent to screen a child's incoming and outgoing calls and messages, block particular numbers and even listen in on a conversation.
A dashboard on a parent's phone or a personal computer shows the mobiles being monitored and the permitted callers such as friends and family.
"You can start it out very restrictive and then as they get older you can relax those restrictions as that trust factor's gained," Smith said.
An alert is triggered when an unknown number calls a child's phone.
"I can click on this and it's going to say here's the person's who's calling," Smith said.
"I can either choose to block that call, allow that call or even answer that call and find out who it is before I release it through to my child.
More here
Right now, all you can do is monitor, but the next generation of these phones will include the ability to send a 50,000 volt shock to your kid/wife if you don't approve of the conversation. So if they talk about sex or voting for a Democrat or something like that, you just blast them with a push of a button even if you're miles away! That oughta shut 'em up real quick.
Of course, them shocks might lead to your teen or wife not carrying the phone. For that reason, the phones will come with a bracket that you can attach to a pair of handcuffs, so you can secure the phone in place. Furthermore, you'll need a secret code number to shut down the phone, so your kid or wife can't turn it off without your permission.
I think it's just fantastic that we have modern technology like this to promote family values. Makes me wonder how people in former times managed without it.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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