A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Bear Grylls (Man Vs. Wild) has managed to invent a new abomination. Supposedly, this technique can be used to rehydrate yourself if you are dying of thirst, but clearly, if things are that desperate, one should realize that committing such a grave abomination is not going to help.

Bear perfused his rectum with guano contaminated water. Apparently, you can avoid disease/parasites this way while you rehydrate, but, Bear is entirely too eager to demonstrate this procedure on TV, and with the emphasis on his anal orifice evident, this is clearly a homersixual depravity. Additionally, since he has absorbed guano, and re-excreted it, he has definitely crossed a line. Excrement must stay excreted, and not be recapitulated, especially when an animal is involved.

I for one will be praying especially hard tonight.

May God have mercy (as unlikely as it seems) on Bear Grylls soul . . . .

[Sir Oral Essex III]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

Self anal rape is not something to be ignored in our society. First this, and next we'll have people attempting to orally please themselves.

We are walking down a scary, scary path here people. And this is just one more etch on the belt for this liberal, filthy world.

[Grace Is Not Gone]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

Surely a disappointment to explorers everywhere. He's giving a bad name to we who only with to witness and be surrounded by God's beauty. I will be praying with you Brother.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

Thank you for that, Grace Is Not Gone.

The (Saved) mind just reels contemplating how these new depravities come into our world. Bear Grylls must be very highly prized and rewarded by Satan himself to have unleashed such a particularly disturbing and vile abomination.

To self pleasure his own God given rectum with polluted water and bird guano is just so far beyond virtually every other damnable act, it truly testifies to the strength of our Savior Jesus in protecting us Landoverians from such wicked corruptions.

[John Scopes]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

Our distant humanoid ancestors did many things that would be considered "disgusting" by modern standards. What this gentleman discovered is certainly innovative, but could well be what the upright early humans in Africa from which we all descended actually did.

[swebonny]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

What are on TV nowadays? How do you even get that kind of nonsense?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

Our distant humanoid ancestors did many things that would be considered "disgusting" by modern standards. What this gentleman discovered is certainly innovative, but could well be what the upright early humans in Africa from which we all descended actually did.

If you are asserting Adam did this, you must site Scripture or retract your vile blasphemy !!!!!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

Our distant humanoid ancestors did many things that would be considered "disgusting" by modern standards. What this gentleman discovered is certainly innovative, but could well be what the upright early humans in Africa from which we all descended actually did.

Humanoids in Africa are still putting thing up their rectum, witness the pandemic AID infections.

Civilized people drink bottled water provided by capitalism and simply don't get dehydrated.

[LearningChristian]

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Humanoids in Africa are still putting thing up their rectum, witness the pandemic AID infections.

Civilized people drink bottled water provided by capitalism and simply don't get dehydrated.

I hope you're not suggesting that you can only contract HIV/AIDS from anal intercourse.

[James Dewitt]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

I hope you're not suggesting that you can only contract HIV/AIDS from anal intercourse.

The AID is transmitted from one homer to another during anal sex. I do think you can also get it if you kiss a homer (yucky), or sit on a toilet seat in a public bath room( I NEVER USE THEM) I am sure there could be more. Shaking a homers hand, most likely !


The AID was a result of going against GOD.

Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version)

26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[RawieWasAHobo]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

Bear perfused his rectum with guano contaminated water. Apparently, you can avoid disease/parasites this way while you rehydrate, but, Bear is entirely too eager to demonstrate this procedure on TV, and with the emphasis on his anal orifice evident, this is clearly a homersixual depravity. Additionally, since he has absorbed guano, and re-excreted it, he has definitely crossed a line. Excrement must stay excreted, and not be recapitulated, especially when an animal is involved.

Homosexuality is to do with attraction to the opposite sex, so what does this have to do with it? One should not make accusations without backing up their argument.

[A Follower]

Re: A New and Disturbing Depravity (not for the spiritually weak)

Bear Grylls (Man Vs. Wild) has managed to invent a new abomination. Supposedly, this technique can be used to rehydrate yourself if you are dying of thirst, but clearly, if things are that desperate, one should realize that committing such a grave abomination is not going to help.

Bear perfused his rectum with guano contaminated water. Apparently, you can avoid disease/parasites this way while you rehydrate, but, Bear is entirely too eager to demonstrate this procedure on TV, and with the emphasis on his anal orifice evident, this is clearly a homersixual depravity. Additionally, since he has absorbed guano, and re-excreted it, he has definitely crossed a line. Excrement must stay excreted, and not be recapitulated, especially when an animal is involved.

I for one will be praying especially hard tonight.

May God have mercy (as unlikely as it seems) on Bear Grylls soul . . . .

Ezekiel 4
12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

13 And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.

14 Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.

15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

So cow's dung and man's dung are good to eat, but I could not find a specific reference to putting it up your ass. Would someone who is better schooled in the bible than I am point out the specific verse that makes putting guano up your ass a homersexual depravity?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Homosexuality is to do with attraction to the opposite sex,

So in your twisted mind, you are straight?