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  • EyeMudgeEww2
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    • Jan 2010
    • 16
    #1

    Joo persecutes True Christians(tm)

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    I loathe pointing this out...

    but has anyone else noticed that so many of Hellywood's "finest" (Farrah Fawcett, Dennis Hopper, etc.) meet their ends from abhorrent (please, God, forgive me for saying this) rectal cancers ? ? ?

    What is going on with them ? ? ?
    Once again a woman has spoken out of place and falsely no less. Did you not read the article clip posted by Zeek? Dennis Hopper has prostate cancer, not rectal cancer. Get it straight.

    And of course Thumper up there follows suit with more erroneous, estrogenical babblings.

    Get back to the kitchen and make me some matzoh ball soup
    Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414
      #2
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      At least show some respect, Hymie, if you can't apologize for killing Jesus.
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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        • EyeMudgeEww2
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          • Jan 2010
          • 16
          #3
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          At least show some respect, Hymie, if you can't apologize for killing Jesus.
          My sincerest apologies, but I was informed by Brother Bathfire on my first day that when someone is "neither a True Christian nor a man; her opinions are therefore bound to be in error from time to time."

          And as for your accusation, I am a Jew, not a Roman
          Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414
              #4
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View Post
              My sincerest apologies, but I was informed by Brother Bathfire on my first day that when someone is "neither a True Christian nor a man; her opinions are therefore bound to be in error from time to time."
              Note the word "neither". I fit into one of those categories. I am a True Christian(tm) mother of a beautiful, rambunctious, beloved baby boy and I have a daughter too.
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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                • EyeMudgeEww2
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                  • Jan 2010
                  • 16
                  #5
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  Note the word "neither". I fit into one of those categories. I am a True Christian™ mother of a beautiful, rambunctious, beloved baby boy and I have a daughter too.
                  Right, I wasn't accusing you of being incorrect on anything.

                  How old is your daughter?
                  Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414
                      #6
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View Post
                      Right, I wasn't accusing you of being incorrect on anything.

                      How old is your daughter?
                      They're both 6 months, being fraternal twins.
                      Now are you finished derailing this thread?
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
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                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          They're both 6 months, being fraternal twins.
                          Now are you finished derailing this thread?
                          Maybe he wants to buy her.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414
                              #8
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Maybe he wants to buy her.
                              While we'd gladly sell her (Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do)... to a JOO?!?!? NEVER!!!!!
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                • EyeMudgeEww2
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                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 16
                                  #9
                                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                  While we'd gladly sell her (Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do)... to a JOO?!?!? NEVER!!!!!
                                  You'd sell her to Jesus if he asked.
                                  Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

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                                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 12414
                                      #10
                                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                      Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View Post
                                      You'd sell her to Jesus if he asked.
                                      Jesus is not a joo.
                                      Posted via Prayer

                                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                        • EyeMudgeEww2
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                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 16
                                          #11
                                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                          Jesus is not a joo.
                                          Do you know what type of meal the Last Supper was?
                                          Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

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                                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 12414
                                              #12
                                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                              Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View Post
                                              Do you know what type of meal the Last Supper was?
                                              Knowing Jesus (and we have a personal relationship), it was probably quite delicious.
                                              Posted via Prayer

                                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                                • EyeMudgeEww2
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                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                  • 16
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Joo persecutes True Christians™

                                                  I did not ask how it was, but what type of meal. I'll give you a hint, it wasn't a delicious turkey Christmas dinner.
                                                  Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

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                                                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                      • 8622
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Joo persecutes True Christians™

                                                      In the middle ages, bands of Jews would go around and abduct Christian children when they slept. They would take them back to their covens and sacrifice them in the name of Satan. The Jews believed virgin Christian blood could let them live forever.

                                                      These are the facts you won't hear on the Jew-controlled mainstream media. I wouldn't trust what this Jew says at all. I'm not listening to him.

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                                                        • EyeMudgeEww2
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                                                          • 16
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Joo persecutes True Christians™

                                                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                                          In the middle ages, bands of Jews would go around and abduct Christian children when they slept. They would take them back to their covens and sacrifice them in the name of Satan. The Jews believed virgin Christian blood could let them live forever.

                                                          These are the facts you won't hear on the Jew-controlled mainstream media. I wouldn't trust what this Jew says at all. I'm not listening to him.
                                                          In the middle ages? Snap, what do you think we do on the Sabbath Jimmy?
                                                          Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

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