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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892
    #16
    Re: Jesus Camp

    Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
    I was just reading over the camp brochure and schedule and I do believe my bastard child
    Don't bother with the bastards, brother.
    They're all going to hell.

    A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
    Deuteronomy 23:2

    Read this thread, it might help you out, I hope you can learn from my story:
    Bastard Children - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=143
    A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708
        #17
        Re: Jesus Camp

        Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
        BTB, I do believe my bastard child (from my sinnin' days) does fit into that camp.
        Thanks BTB, most helpful
        YIC
        Hushed
        Sell the little bastard instead. You could get up to $15,000

        We'd Like To Purchase Your Child
        http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/childpurchase.html
        In these desparate times, many needy families are selling their children to churches like ours for some quick cash


        GLORY!!!!

        Helpful, Sister Thumper
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          • Hushed_Agony
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 105
            #18
            Re: Jesus Camp

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            Sell the little bastard instead. You could get up to $15,000

            We'd Like To Purchase Your Child
            http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/childpurchase.html
            In these desparate times, many needy families are selling their children to churches like ours for some quick cash


            GLORY!!!!

            Helpful, Sister Thumper
            Praise JESUS! Sister BTB and Brother Salvation!
            I will bring him immediately. Just keep what is made from him. It ceases to amaze me what I learn daily. Thank you again.

            YIC
            Hushed
            And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

            Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
            Pslams 51:7

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              • Student of Landover
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 184
                #19
                Re: Jesus Camp

                I could have done with that Gun camp 7 years ago. But unfortunately, my parents were peace loving, bible hating hippies who will go to hell for all eternity. That'll teach them not to let me shoot things.
                Jeremiah.17.15
                Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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