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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Happy KING Day, Christians!

    But there were just so many of the buggers, I forget which one it is we are supposed to be celebrating today.

    King George III of England? Surely not

    King Eyestein Fart? No I don't think it is him, either.....
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    • Paul Jeffery
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 272
      #2
      Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

      I wonder if today is.......


      King James Bible Day!

      (1611, duh)
      sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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        • Halleluyah Rob
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2010
          • 353
          #3
          Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          But there were just so many of the buggers, I forget which one it is we are supposed to be celebrating today.

          King George III of England? Surely not

          King Eyestein Fart? No I don't think it is him, either.....
          I wish it was King George W. Bush..



          But nooo instead it's that negro Martin Luther King Junior who corrupted our good country even further to getting rid of segregation! I mean..taking away our slaves was bad enough, but allowing them to congregate with us?!

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22375
              #4
              Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

              That sounds like a great day. Praise the LORD!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                  Hard to complain too much about getting a holiday.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                      Our Lord Jesus Christ is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords (1 Tim. 6:15, Rev. 17:14, Rev. 19:16). Every day is a good day to glorify Him.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 160
                          #7
                          Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                          On this feast day of the Kings.
                          Sister Verna and I like to celebrate like the "Hood Rats" do.
                          BBQ pork rinds, Colt 45 Malt, and that ebonics favorite: Cherry Jello!

                          We holds in remembrance The Real King .
                          Thank Ya very much,


                          Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                          Sister Verna Too {she wonders if Jesus could have looked like Elvis}

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027
                              #8
                              Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                              Good Lord, Reverend: "Disco Christ!"



                              He Abides

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                                • HTannor
                                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 2612
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                                  I think I live in a mixed neighborhood. The guy next door told me there is a family of "color" within the area.

                                  Not wanting to be a bigot, I posted some notices on telephone poles in the area that I am conducting a cook-out tonight.

                                  In honor of this holiday I am getting out my Weber and grilling a watermelon.
                                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                                    • James Hutchins
                                      True Christian™
                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                       
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 29453
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                                      All of the nigras working at the farm were complaining that today is a holiday and they should get the day off. I told if I worked, they worked. Ingrates! So I sent them packing back to the fields far from the house to move boulders.

                                      When they work close to the house, their singing disturbs my nap. They have one hell of a nerve!
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                                          You know, if we had voted John McCain into the Whitehouse, we wouldn't be burdened with a nigra holiday that mocks God.
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • HTannor
                                              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 2612
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                                              I always believed Sister Sarah should have been on the top of that ticket.
                                              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                                              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                                                • Wash O'Hanley
                                                  Debate Moderator (and participant)
                                                  Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                                                  Louder Than Reason
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 2126
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                                                  I won't celebrate Martin Luther King Day until Martin Luther King shows us a birth certificate!
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                                                    • Marshall
                                                      Righteous and Patriotic
                                                      Highest body count at the VFW
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 3330
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                                                      I found a short clip from one of his speeches.
                                                      I don't understand the attraction.

                                                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy KING Day, Christians!

                                                          That boy seems angry. Why are all those jigs so angry all the time?
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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