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  • satan's favorite holeboy
    Unsaved Trash, unrepentant queer
    • Jan 2010
    • 87

    #31
    Re: Who is the Anti-Christ

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    Please don't be so judgemental but you did chose the name "Satan's Favorite Holeboy" and were quoting that awful demon spunk gulper Reznor like you were proud of it. Take some personal responsibility here friend; you are coming across as demon bait in a pink frilly dress. Don't blame other for your failings.
    No, your beloved Pastor Zeke chose that name for me.
    My friend's girlfriend was playing that song today, and I was disgusted by it. Mostly because the song was recorded to make money from bashing ALL religion. Its one thing to disagree with religion, but another to profit from it. It stuck to me and figured if Iwas upset by it, then surely it is possible that Reznor is the Anti-Christ.

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    • WWJDnow
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 6316

      #32
      Re: Who is the Anti-Christ

      Originally posted by DinosaurBeliever View Post
      I think it's funny that you all consider yourself trademarked and such.
      Neither God nor US trademark law are laughing matters. We've filed for trademarks on the advice of Pat Robertson, who is a magnificent lawyer in addition to being a great Christian. He and our Pastor, Pastor Deacon Fred, go way back.

      Cute. DEFINITELY missing the concept of religion.
      In the ancient days, the Apostles used the Power of God to kill to ensure that the Church had adequate funds.

      ....a certain man named Ananias, with Sapphira his wife, sold a possession, And kept back part of the price, his wife also being privy to it, and brought a certain part, and laid it at the apostles' feet. But Peter said, Ananias, why hath Satan filled thine heart to lie to the Holy Ghost, and to keep back part of the price of the land? Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thine own power? why hast thou conceived this thing in thine heart? thou hast not lied unto men, but unto God. And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great fear came on all them that heard these things.

      We use Jewish lawyers to accomplish the same thing. Would you prefer that we go back to the old ways?

      And why would you only want a few to be with you in heaven?
      That's God's choice, not ours.

      Thinking you're all high and mighty. Acting like you're God. Telling people if they are wrong or right.
      And yet, here you are telling us that we're wrong.

      Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye. Luke 6:42

      Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
      Ask, and you shall receive. Its me...
      You are no more than an attention-whore and a mocker of God.

      lol jk jk. I had to seize the opportunity
      We understand. Some people feel compelled to sieze the opportunity to be unfunny.

      Sooo for saying who could be the Anti-Christ, and providing support for my opinion, I am being called an attention-whoremonger, and a Godmocker, AND receiving infractions?? This is ludicrous...
      We had to seize the opportunity.
      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #33
        Re: Who is the Anti-Christ

        Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
        My friend's girlfriend was playing that song today, and I was disgusted by it. Mostly because the song was recorded to make money from bashing ALL religion.
        That is indeed very evil.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Godfly
          Descended from Rapes
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1552

          #34
          Re: Who is the Anti-Christ

          I think you were obviously joking when you put George H. W. Bush and Dick Cheney on the list. I don't know if these two men have ever said or done anything to put them on the wrong side of The Landover Baptist Church, but if they did it must be because they are working undercover to find the real anti-Christ. Saying that these great men might be the anti-Christ is like saying Gandhi might be in Heaven.
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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