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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

    Yes! KILL as many of the swine (I mean, rodents) as you can! Show them no Mercy!

    Especially if you see one like this one - posing as an Easter Bunny in an attempt to Deliver you a sinful valentine

  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22354

    #2
    Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Yes! KILL as many of the swine (I mean, rodents) as you can! Show them no Mercy!
    I see my favorite Holiday has arrived! Good thing I stocked up on ammo lately. Huge BBQ at my house folks, everyone is invited! And don't worry I will also shoot some bigger animals for those who don't like the taste of groundhog.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      I see my favorite Holiday has arrived! Good thing I stocked up on ammo lately. Huge BBQ at my house folks, everyone is invited! And don't worry I will also shoot some bigger animals for those who don't like the taste of groundhog.
      What a Good, Christian Man you are, Brother!

      Though the sneaky rodents try to cheat by hiding underground this time of year...The Children love to tunnel in to flush them out!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22354

        #4
        Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        Though the sneaky rodents try to cheat
        Yes I know. Those smoke bombs I got from Brother Free Market Fred help a lot though.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!



          Here's an even bigger and uglier one that is in today's news.

          "Six more weeks of Winter," eh, Punx? I Hope you are the first one to be tossed into the Stewpot!

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22354

            #6
            Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

            Originally posted by SUV View Post
            "Six more weeks of Winter," eh, Punx?
            Nothing my Smith and Wesson 500 cannot handle. I already got 2 of them between the eyes. Great fun for the whole family as well. My youngest grandson, the one who shot himself in his foot a little while ago, shot his first rodent today!
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Nothing my Smith and Wesson 500 cannot handle. I already got 2 of them between the eyes.
              No Doubt™ you can Shoot the hat Right off this verminous pest's little head!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22354

                #8
                Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

                Indeed. The next shot would be between the eyes though.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Indeed. The next shot would be between the eyes though.
                  Somebody got 'm a big one already



                  Looks like all the BuckShot fell down to the back end

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                  • WWJDnow
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 6294

                    #10
                    Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

                    Groundhog's day is an evil holiday that celebrates divination witchcraft, and should be banned.

                    And when they shall say unto you, Seek unto them that have familiar spirits, and unto wizards that peep, and that mutter: should not a people seek unto their God? Isaiah 8:19

                    Anybody who wants a supernatural weather forecast should turn to a True Christian™ Certified Prophet of God®, such as Pat Robertson or our own Pastor Deacon Fred, not to some Satanic Pennsylvanian dressed up like Abraham Lincoln.
                    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #11
                      Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

                      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                      Satanic Pennsylvanian dressed up like Abraham Lincoln.


                      I can see why he dressed up as President Lincoln: To try to disguise the Fact that he's actually a hooknose joo!!!

                      Anyway. By the expression on the hebe, it looks like his little ratty buddy just took a bite out of him. Shout Glory!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #12
                        Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!

                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                        Groundhog's day is an evil holiday that celebrates divination witchcraft, and should be banned.

                        And when they shall say unto you, Seek unto them that have familiar spirits, and unto wizards that peep, and that mutter: should not a people seek unto their God? Isaiah 8:19

                        Anybody who wants a supernatural weather forecast should turn to a True Christian™ Certified Prophet of God®, such as Pat Robertson or our own Pastor Deacon Fred, not to some Satanic Pennsylvanian dressed up like Abraham Lincoln.
                        Amen Brother! The Bible tells us that prognostication and bestiality are sins, and this unholy festival brings them both together is a cesspool of depravity.

                        And remember what happened the last time a group of heathens turned their backs on God and started bowing down to an animal!

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #13
                          Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians!


                          I have lain awake all night pondering upon all of this and JESUS has led me to the answer:

                          RatAttack2010 ("RA10") will be led by this very joo. Surprise, surprise, surprise! I must have been blind not to have seen that these "people" who have caused all the world's miseries would be the ones behind the Dastardly Deed.

                          Here Moise Pippic communes with his Gunny Sergeant, soon to flush out his fellow rats everywhere so they can storm us en masse.

                          Below, "Der Fuehrer" communicates with his pestilent StormTroopers:



                          May God have Mercy upon us all

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