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  • Zachary_Hunter
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 32
    #1

    Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

    I was stunned today to find this product ALREADY ON THE SHELVES!



    I only use products that have already been blessed and now the heathens out there are demanding we remove religion from our DVD players!

    No religion in schools, no religion in the state, now no religion in my DVDs, whats next!?
    2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

      I can't read Klingonese so I have no idea what the 'good news' is that's indicated on the bottom of the sign. Maybe it's an offer to have religion added to the DVD player for an additional price?

      I think I'm going to boycott Panasonic until they get this issue straightened out.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

          The myth of the wall of separation is being stretched to ever loonier extremes. In a genuinely free-market, laissez-faire economic system, Christ-hating foreign companies would not be allowed to persecute Christians like that.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552
              #4
              Re: Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

              True Christians should watch movies on VHS whenever possible. I apologize if Scripture doesn't back me up on this but DVDs have always seemed so goth to me.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

                  Originally posted by Zachary_Hunter View Post
                  I was stunned today to find this product ALREADY ON THE SHELVES!

                  I read slope, so I can tell you precisely what this says. It confirms our worst fears.

                  "Don't tell the Christians but this DVD player will automatically edit out all references to Jesus Christ and the Holy Bible. The good news is that the white devils will never know that we are planning to take over the world before Project Habakkuk can be completed."
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2241
                      #6
                      Re: Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

                      No surprise there!
                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22380
                          #7
                          Re: Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

                          Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                          True Christians should watch movies on VHS whenever possible. I apologize if Scripture doesn't back me up on this but DVDs have always seemed so goth to me.
                          Perhaps this is why The LORD allowed us to invent Blu-ray Disc.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Godfly
                              Descended from Rapes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1552
                              #8
                              Re: Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Perhaps this is why The LORD allowed us to invent Blu-ray Disc.
                              Maybe, but I won't be comfortable until they invent the White-ray Disk.
                              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                  Senior Pastor
                                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                  Always Biblically correct
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 10639
                                  #9
                                  Re: Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

                                  I just use the video-on-supplication feature of Greater Freehold Christian Cable. If it isn't available on GFCC, why would I want to watch it?
                                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                    • Crocodile
                                      Unsaved trash
                                      Under Investigation
                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 4
                                      #10
                                      Re: Liberal manufactorer attacking Christian values!

                                      How can you make a DVD player religion free?

                                      No doubt it censors anything religious from playing in there.

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