Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

[Mistress Cookie]

In this unprecedented article, snowboarder Nate Holland at last breaks the silence surrounding one of satan's PRIMARY evils:
tight pants on Olympic athletes.

Nate Holland is a man of conviction and dedication to his cause. He is seeking to rid the world of what he considers the most heinous offense in the history of snowboarding. We're talking, of course, about tight pants.

Holland is a member of the United States snowboard cross team, and will therefore be wearing the now legendary "flannel and jeans" uniform. But when he looks around, he sees a problem.

"I think the problem we have now is the emo look," he told the New York Times, "and people trying to use that as an excuse for wearing tight clothing."

Of course, the Lieberal media is now ridiculing Nate Holland's Christian stance, but what do you expect?

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

Excellent article, Sister. A rule of thumb I follow is that if Bernadette can't fit both of her legs into one of my pant legs, than those jeans are too tight and must be thrown out! Can't go around looking like a homer, you know.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

A rule of thumb I follow is that if Bernadette can't fit both of her legs into one of my pant legs, than those jeans are too tight and must be thrown out! Can't go around looking like a homer, you know.

Wise words, Brother.

If the slain, spandex-clad Olympian Nodar Kumaritashvili had followed your practice, no doubt he wouldn't have been tossed from the luge chute to his death last week.


1ST CORINTHIANS 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
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[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

In this unprecedented article, snowboarder Nate Holland at last breaks the silence surrounding one of satan's PRIMARY evils:
tight pants on Olympic athletes.

Cookie, I live in hope that we are Raptured before the 2012 Olympics. The track and field events always give me the heebie-jeebies.

I was sent the following footage to share with LBC for rebuking purposes. It appears the runner has a ferret trapped in his pants. Disgusting! Perhaps ferrets are being used instead of steroids these days; a ferret in the bloomers would make anyone run faster.

[Talitha]

Re: Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

Cookie, I live in hope that we are Raptured before the 2012 Olympics. The track and field events always give me the heebie-jeebies.

I was sent the following footage to share with LBC for rebuking purposes. It appears the runner has a ferret trapped in his pants. Disgusting! Perhaps ferrets are being used instead of steroids these days; a ferret in the bloomers would make anyone run faster.

Oh my goodness Mrs Rogers!!
I had to watch that at least 20 times to try and work out what type of Ferret it was.
No doubt this: would make any man run faster.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

Cookie, I live in hope that we are Raptured before the 2012 Olympics. The track and field events always give me the heebie-jeebies.

What kind of a "contest" WAS this? ? ? ?

And it was shown on national TV ? ? ? ?

Obviously, this falls into the catagory of "tight pants", and it makes both God™ and Nate Holland very mad

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

Well thanks,

Now that I've watched that video I'll be spending the rest of my day in my prayer closet. Watching such sinful behaviour. Here I thought they had trained weasels to chase the guys down the track.

Some of us have work to do you know

[Wide-Open]

Re: Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

Would this count as "too tight"?



SHOO DEMON!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

SHOO DEMON!

On top of THAT, a bustier?? A thong?

And is that a chain on her waist, handcuffing her arms behind her back?

PS: Yes, too tight.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Olympian speaks out against TIGHT PANTS...PRAISE!

On top of THAT, a bustier?? A thong?

I knew about moose in Vancouver, but camels?