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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2026
    • 15118

    #16
    Re: Is Landover real?

    It sickens me to look at your conversation.

    If you aren't True Christian™ go and find yourself somewhere else to persecute people.

    Jesus Weeps.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Hitoshi
      Professor of Engrish
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 446

      #17
      Re: Is Landover real?

      Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
      I agree, Ixi. Although I don't think they knew anything about universe.
      So what's your religion? Are you a Christian, a Wiccan, an atheist?
      okay stay away my girl friend please. I am only say this nice ONE time.

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      • robert12345
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2006
        • 69

        #18
        Re: Is Landover real?

        okay stay away my girl friend please. I am only say this nice ONE time.
        Relax, Hitoshi. I have no interest in a girl who deliberately names herself Ixi. And I already have a girl, so I'm not even looking.

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        • Ixi
          Wretched Unsaved Goth
          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
          • Sep 2006
          • 844

          #19
          Re: Is Landover real?

          Hitoshi, shut up! I'm not your girlfriend, back off.

          My real name is Ixi, not ICKY.
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #20
            Re: Is Landover real?

            Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
            This may be a surprise for you, but Earth is in fact a planet. A spherical one.
            It is spherical NOW, but it started flat just as the Bible says. When Noah's flood came to pass because GOD decided the earth was EVIL and drowned it, the floodwaters drained off and filled the earth like a sponge. But evaporation is causing it to go flat again.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Ixi
              Wretched Unsaved Goth
              Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
              • Sep 2006
              • 844

              #21
              Re: Is Landover real?

              Nope, Earth is round! Evaporation goes into the clouds and condenses, then it rains, you know, when water falls from the sky.
              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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              • Hitoshi
                Professor of Engrish
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 446

                #22
                Re: Is Landover real?

                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                Hitoshi, shut up! I'm not your girlfriend, back off.

                My real name is Ixi, not ICKY.
                okay I am official break up with you. sorry for do this in front of everybody but you having it come to you baby. i am sick of emotion roller coaster.

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                • robert12345
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 69

                  #23
                  Re: Is Landover real?

                  It is spherical NOW, but it started flat just as the Bible says. When Noah's flood came to pass because GOD decided the earth was EVIL and drowned it, the floodwaters drained off and filled the earth like a sponge. But evaporation is causing it to go flat again.
                  And where is this "huge amount" of water evaporating and what's the source of heat?

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                  • Ixi
                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 844

                    #24
                    Re: Is Landover real?

                    The sun is the source of heat, and the water goes in the WATER CYCLE! Mother Earth is made up of rocks with a molten rock core, With plants and animals and people to make it up. Learn science children.
                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #25
                      Re: Is Landover real?

                      Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
                      And where is this "huge amount" of water evaporating and what's the source of heat?
                      It's helping Global Warming. You see, Hell is overflowing with more souls than it can handle, so the heat from Hell is rising in the air. The evaporated air helps to cool the air.

                      Pretty soon we won't be so lucky. Can you imagine when our GODLY President nukes Iran and Iraq and all those Hellbound towel heads end up in Hell. Were talking MILLIONS. I'm not sure how many more souls Hell can hold.

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #26
                        Re: Is Landover real?

                        Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
                        And where is this "huge amount" of water evaporating and what's the source of heat?
                        Don't be silly! The sun is evaporating it back to heaven during the day and the moon at night. Volcanoes help too but they only spew out charred souls that SATAN is through with.

                        Genesis
                        1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • robert12345
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 69

                          #27
                          Re: Is Landover real?

                          The sun is the source of heat, and the water goes in the WATER CYCLE! Mother Earth is made up of rocks with a molten rock core, With plants and animals and people to make it up. Learn science children.
                          I know Ixi, I'm not stupid! And I strongly hope you use "mother Earth" in a non-religious way.

                          I wanted pastor Al answer it, but I fear his answer would be awfly similar to Biblethumpinblonde's one.

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                          • Ixi
                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 844

                            #28
                            Re: Is Landover real?

                            I wasn't talking to you robert, I was talking to the other fools on here.
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #29
                              Re: Is Landover real?

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              I wasn't talking to you robert, I was talking to the other fools on here.
                              You and Robert, who doubt JESUS, ~ARE~ the only fools 'on here'.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Hitoshi
                                Professor of Engrish
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 446

                                #30
                                Re: Is Landover real?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                You and Robert, who doubt JESUS, ~ARE~ the only fools 'on here'.
                                thank you

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