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  • thor not
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 26
    #1

    Iceland is going up in flames!


    The devil picked this place because of the sins of Icelanders, now they pay the price for they're blasphemous ways.



    After god made Iceland bankrupt for the sins they had committed, the devil seems to be taking matter in his own hands.

    tonight a volcano erupted under the glacier Eyjafjallajökull in Iceland.
    Ash and fire has started raining and people are expecting floods to follow.
    They didn't listen to me when I told them the end was near but now they have to listen, let´s hope they all perish.

    As for me I am currently getting my boat ready for my one way trip to Freehold. While I am writing this ash is falling all around me,this might be my last post.

    http://www.ruv.is/hekla/ here you can see the eruption live

    http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-422577 in english(gods language)

    P.S. If anyone knows where Alexander Jonsson is,tell him the boat is leaving at first light.
    Romans 8:6

    6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.
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    • Brother Alex
      True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
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      True Christian™
      • Feb 2010
      • 860
      #2
      Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

      Me and my family are on our way to you my dear friend. Don't worry, Jesus will protect us from this hellfire.

      Freehold, here we come! May the rest of the Icelandic nation burn in hell for eternity! Praise the LORD!
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

          Is the whole island going to fall into the ocean?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392
              #4
              Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

              Praise God!!

              Iceland being buried in ash and lava then sinking into the sea, plus thor not and Alexander (and their families) setting sail from that doomed land like Noah on his ark! AND like Lot from Sodom!! You are living two outstanding examples of God's love all at once!!

              Thor not, as you sail away, remind your wife not to look back as God's wrath rolls over that sinful outpost of Hell. Eskimo women are heavy and who needs that much salt?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                  We'll all be praying for you. Load what few decent Christians you can find onto your boat and head south.

                  My guess is that Iceland's demise won't even make the news. Nobody is going to miss it.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • thor not
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 26
                      #6
                      Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                      http://www.ruv.is/frett/information-eruption

                      airports have been closed, my boat is the only salvation.

                      Heathens and Eskimos will be turned to dust or drown
                      Romans 8:6

                      6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                          How many Icelanders are there? There is room in Freehold for a few, as long as they're good Christians.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Larry Lee
                              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4464
                              #8
                              Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                              This is beautiful news to wake up to on a Sunday morning.

                              But I'm a little worried. The new American-owned aluminum smelter isn't in danger, is it?
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                                • James Hutchins
                                  True Christian™
                                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                   
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 29457
                                  #9
                                  Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                                  I find this very upsetting. Does anyone know if the stench of boiling blubbber will reach the USA? My children are terrified at the thought of being engulfed in blubber fumes.
                                  I have to say, we have been warning these foolish ice people not to drill their holes deep into the anals of Hell to get heat from the rectum of the devil. The old saying "Play with fire, expect to get burnt" could not be truer.
                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                                      Wow, it turns out that the story's true.

                                      I guess the eskimo was telling the truth this time. There may be hope for a few of them yet.
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Lady Longpants
                                          Unsaved trash
                                          • Feb 2010
                                          • 7
                                          #11
                                          Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                                          They´re saying the eruption is mostly over and it was a tiny little thing anyways. No-one was in any danger although 500 people were asked to leave their farms (they have been on alert for years now and were expecting something much, much bigger)

                                          Praise the Lord! He didn´t want any icelanders to be in danger so he placed this "disaster" as far away from us as possible, the scientists are saying the place of the erupotion couldn´t be better.

                                          But I dare you to pray some more for it to spread though, hehe, because this just shows how "powerful" the LBC-flocks prayers are you guys might even have played a part in this and made it a lot safer over here than was planned at first, because asking for something so hideous as a natural disaster and genocide makes Jesus angry.. lol, so thanx!

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                                            • Brother Enoch
                                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jun 2008
                                              • 4392
                                              #12
                                              Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                                              Originally posted by Lady Longpants View Post
                                              500 people were asked to leave their farms
                                              Is that Eskimo for being roasted alive under streams of molten lava?

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78556
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                                                  Originally posted by Lady Longpants View Post
                                                  ... asking for something so hideous as a natural disaster and genocide makes Jesus angry.. lol, so thanx!
                                                  Can you back that up with Scripture, or are just supposed to take you word for it?
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                    • Luci Mourningstar
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Dec 2009
                                                      • 247
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                                                      Originally posted by thor not View Post


                                                      tonight a volcano erupted under the glacier Eyjafjallajökull in Iceland.
                                                      Ash and fire has started raining and people are expecting floods to follow.
                                                      They didn't listen to me when I told them the end was near but now they have to listen, let´s hope they all perish.
                                                      I bet that awful name is part of the reason why God decided to destroy the island.

                                                      How do you pronounce Eyjafjallajökull? Hopefully it takes out a few syllables from that name.

                                                      I have it on good authority that the evacuation is being delayed by pronunciation issues.


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                                                      God loves me so much
                                                      that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                                                        • Nobar King
                                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                          Christ's Guardian
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                          • 23748
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                                                          Maybe this is just an example of Eskimo drama. They probably thought they could scam the U.S.A. out of a few million more dollars.
                                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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