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  • Father O'Sham-ahan
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2010
    • 13

    #1

    Come and be SAVED!



    After reading all of the posts from the godless heathens of this church, I have realized why I was sent to these forums. I have been sent to cleanse this church of its sinners, homosexuals and heathens!

    Please go to my church website http://www.dublindiocese.ie/ to begin your repentance before the Lord in the only true Christian religion: Catholicism!
    Thy Lord is my Shepherd
  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #2
    Re: Come and be SAVED!

    "Father" - you may want to deal with those problems in your own church first.

    Has the Pope resigned yet?

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    • Father O'Sham-ahan
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      Under Investigation
      • Apr 2010
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Come and be SAVED!

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      "Father" - you may want to deal with those problems in your own church first.

      Has the Pope resigned yet?
      The Pope was put in place by thy Lord himself! He cannot resign until his death! The blasphemy that permeates this forum will result in all of your ETERNAL DAMNATION!
      Thy Lord is my Shepherd

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Come and be SAVED!

        Originally posted by Father O'Shanahan View Post
        The Pope was put in place by thy Lord himself! He cannot resign until his death! The blasphemy that permeates this forum will result in all of your ETERNAL DAMNATION!
        The Pope can resign at any moment, should he so decide. One did, in the 13th Century.

        Don't you even known the basics of your own cult?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Father O'Sham-ahan
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          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2010
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Come and be SAVED!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          The Pope can resign at any moment, should he so decide. One did, in the 13th Century.

          Don't you even known the basics of your own cult?
          You know who else resigned? Your Reverend: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=497855

          Do you know the basics of your cult?
          Thy Lord is my Shepherd

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          • Father O'Sham-ahan
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            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2010
            • 13

            #6
            Re: Come and be SAVED!

            Thy Lord is my Shepherd

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Originally posted by Father O'Shanahan View Post
              Please go to my church website http://www.dublindiocese.ie/
              I did, and the directory of priests doesn't include you. "Father," if you ever pulled the shrink wrap off of your Bible, you'd know that lying is a sin.

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              • BelieverInGod
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                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: Come and be SAVED!

                Originally posted by Father O'Sham-ahan View Post
                You know who else resigned? Your Reverend: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=497855

                Do you know the basics of your cult?
                Pastor Deacon Fred resigned?

                Oh, Reverend Osbourne. He's not our leader. Baptists don't have a "top dog" since we're all allowed to speak to God.

                Pretty bad when you have to preach that God puts everyone on a wait list.
                Drama queen

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Come and be SAVED!

                  Originally posted by Father O'Sham-ahan View Post
                  You know who else resigned? Your Reverend: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=497855

                  Do you know the basics of your cult?
                  Osbourne isn't the head of Landover Baptist Church. Pastor Deacon Fred is.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 13031

                    #10
                    Re: Come and be SAVED!

                    Originally posted by Father O'Sham-ahan View Post


                    After reading all of the posts from the godless heathens of this church, I have realized why I was sent to these forums. I have been sent to cleanse this church of its sinners, homosexuals and heathens!

                    Please go to my church website http://www.dublindiocese.ie/ to begin your repentance before the Lord in the only true Christian religion: Catholicism!
                    Father O'Sham--I noted something interesting on the site, dublindiocese.ie. Under the heading, "Intercessionary Prayer", there are suggested prayers. I looked for a suggested prayer that would say something like, "We pray that Priest abusers will be arrested and sent to jail."

                    There is no such prayer suggested. Is is against your church law to pray that priest abusers be jailed??

                    Just wondering.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • The Hand
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 419

                      #11
                      Re: Come and be SAVED!

                      Is Landover aware that the Catholic Church is re-instating those kid-fiddling 'priests' who have been charged with abuse? They are letting them in again through the back door, in more ways than one. More than a dozen clergy who have been accused, arrested or sued for abuse have returned to ministry. The diocese says nothing about the charges against a 'priest' when it returns him to ministry. It is a safe haven for pedophiles all over the world.

                      The history of Catholicism is riddled with corruption, fraud, hypocrisy. We now add juvenile rape to this horror catalog of infamy masquerading as Christianity. They continue to wash their semen stains in public. The Catholic Church's reputation could be no worse if Satan himself conducted Easter mass in St. Peter's square with a choirboy on the end of his penis.

                      The authorities worldwide should treat these heinous offenses with the maximum severity which the law will permit. It would be no pleasure for me to break the demons out of their skulls with blunt steel, but I would do so without question in the name of CHRIST the Merciful.

                      Say the word, O LORD.
                      May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #12
                        Re: Come and be SAVED!

                        The search button doesn't work for you?

                        There's numerous threads on this already.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22380

                          #13
                          Re: Come and be SAVED!

                          Originally posted by The Hand View Post
                          It would be no pleasure for me to break the demons out of their skulls with blunt steel, but I would do so without question in the name of CHRIST the Merciful.
                          Are you sure your mommy allows you to play with knifes?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • The Hand
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 419

                            #14
                            Re: Come and be SAVED!

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            The search button doesn't work for you?

                            There's numerous threads on this already.
                            I'm not interested in searching through every Catholic thread on this forum.
                            May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                            • The Hand
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 419

                              #15
                              Re: Come and be SAVED!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Are you sure your mommy allows you to play with knifes?
                              What do knives have to do with anything? I can go in my kitchen draw and get a knife. It was a figure of speech, old man.
                              May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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