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  • Tftbreal
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2010
    • 21

    #1

    I'm sorry.

    I'm sorry, but I must ask these of you crazy old epic bearded homophobic people.

    Is there any evidence that the bible was not just a book of fiction made ages ago?

    You take the bible as proof of god, yet it could just be a work of fiction.

    If god created everything, why did he create "homersexuals" (why do you mis-spell homosexual?) and "abortionists"?

    Why did he create other "false" religions?

    Why do you all have such epic beards?

    Why is it so hard for you people to accept what the word "fap" means?

    Why can't you go to college?

    Proof that god exists by a cucumber being able to fit in our hand is not proof at all, and I had a real laugh at that.

    Why do you hate Obama? Is it because he's black?

    Why are you so homophobic?

    I'll probably think of more questions later, ciao.

    L Nathan.
  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #2
    Re: I'm sorry.

    Welcome to our forum friend! Why do you feel the need to persecute God loving True Christians™? What did we do to deserve such treatment?
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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    • Tftbreal
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Apr 2010
      • 21

      #3
      Re: I'm sorry.

      Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
      Welcome to our forum friend! Why do you feel the need to persecute God loving True Christians™? What did we do to deserve such treatment?
      Just answer the questions. What have you got to hide?

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      • Professor Bessemer
        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
        True Christian™
        • May 2009
        • 2952

        #4
        Re: I'm sorry.

        Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
        Just answer the questions. What have you got to hide?
        Nothing at all friend. The answers to all your questions can be found on our Holy boards. Everyone of your questions has been asked and answered numerous times over the years.

        If you really care to know what we are all about, just read a few posts dear. The answers are out there. But in the end there is only one answer, and that is Jesus! Praise!
        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        • Brother Wilfred Ernest
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 142

          #5
          Re: I'm sorry.

          Lets see. Do you dispute the existence of George Washington? How do you know the Constitution is real? History tells us so! God sees that the truth rises like cream to the top. If The Bible was not genuine as you claim, it would have faded from public interest shortly after it was written. Instead it has survived thousands of years. That is not coincidence. It is the work of the Lord.

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          • Tftbreal
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Apr 2010
            • 21

            #6
            Re: I'm sorry.

            Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
            Lets see. Do you dispute the existence of George Washington? How do you know the Constitution is real? History tells us so! God sees that the truth rises like cream to the top. If The Bible was not genuine as you claim, it would have faded from public interest shortly after it was written. Instead it has survived thousands of years. That is not coincidence. It is the work of the Lord.
            I don't know anything about american history, I don't live there... Invalid Post is Invalid.

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            • Ex-Pagan
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2010
              • 62

              #7
              Re: I'm sorry.

              Do you mind! Some of us are trying to get saved and become True Christians™ here
              To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

              John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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              • Brother Wilfred Ernest
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 142

                #8
                Re: I'm sorry.

                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                I don't know anything about american history, I don't live there... Invalid Post is Invalid.
                So you feel that because you are ignorant to American History that Truth and Facts do not apply?

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: I'm sorry.

                  Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                  I'm sorry, but I must ask these of you crazy old epic bearded homophobic people.
                  See, if you start out like this and then ask a ton of questions, you cannot logically expect reasonable people to answer them. This is for two reasons:

                  You address "crazy old epic bearded homophobic" people. Since I am not crazy, old, epic, bearded or homophobic, you clearly don't want me to answer them. You will never find this combination in a True Christian™ -- we are not homophobic, we love homers. We want them to be cured and come to Heaven with us.

                  Secondly, it is apparent from your writing style that you are a retard. It would be like you going to a physics forum and demanding that they explain the theory of relativity to you. Why should they? You're too dumb to understand anyway.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Tftbreal
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 21

                    #10
                    Re: I'm sorry.

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    See, if you start out like this and then ask a ton of questions, you cannot logically expect reasonable people to answer them. This is for two reasons:

                    You address "crazy old epic bearded homophobic" people. Since I am not crazy, old, epic, bearded or homophobic, you clearly don't want me to answer them. You will never find this combination in a True Christian™ -- we are not homophobic, we love homers. We want them to be cured and come to Heaven with us.

                    Secondly, it is apparent from your writing style that you are a retard. It would be like you going to a physics forum and demanding that they explain the theory of relativity to you. Why should they? You're too dumb to understand anyway.

                    Epic-Bearded, not epic and bearded.

                    How am I retarded, I would love to know the answer.

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                    • Tftbreal
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 21

                      #11
                      Re: I'm sorry.

                      Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                      The answers to all your questions can be found on our Holy boards. Everyone of your questions has been asked and answered numerous times over the years.
                      So people have asked why you have such Epic Beards?

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22373

                        #12
                        Re: I'm sorry.

                        Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                        If god created everything, why did he create "homersexuals" (why do you mis-spell homosexual?) and "abortionists"? Why did he create other "false" religions?
                        To test us. Only a few people will pass his tests and go to Heaven. Most will go to hell.

                        Why do you all have such epic beards?
                        What is wrong with beards?

                        Why do you hate Obama? Is it because he's black?
                        Because he is a democrat who is destroying our great nation.

                        Is there any evidence that the bible was not just a book of fiction made ages ago?
                        Yes.

                        We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

                        Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

                        I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours instead of masturbating all the time you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

                        Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Tftbreal
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 21

                          #13
                          Re: I'm sorry.

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          To test us. Only a few people will pass his tests and go to Heaven. Most will go to hell.

                          What is wrong with beards?

                          Because he is a democrat who is destroying our great nation.

                          Yes.

                          We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

                          Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

                          I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours instead of masturbating all the time you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

                          Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?
                          I didn't read the KJV1611 or whatever one, I read some childrens one (lol).

                          And just because it says "2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" " That doesnt mean its true.

                          Look, it says " Artemis wondered if Kronski's amiable-uncle act would fool a drunken halfwit. " in the closest book to me, does that mean it is pure crystal and perfect and everyone must take it and worship it?

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22373

                            #14
                            Re: I'm sorry.

                            Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                            I didn't read the KJV1611 or whatever one, I read some childrens one (lol).
                            Then you red a fake Bible. You should read the real one!

                            And just because it says "2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" " That doesnt mean its true.
                            Actually it does.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • The Hand
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 419

                              #15
                              Re: I'm sorry.

                              The burden of proof is on the non-believer.

                              No scientist can disprove the existence of GOD, and all scientific evidence points to 'something' else - an unknown factor, 'something' that put it all in motion, 'something' to begin it, 'something' that was there before everything. There are so many gaps in logic that have scientists puzzled. So many unanswered questions. So many missing links.

                              Even the greatest minds of the modern age cannot fathom what it could be, and show no signs of coming closer to being able to fathom it. The Big Bang theory is close to being written off - scientists now think they might have been wrong all along. And the greatest minds of history were men of Faith, from now, through the Renaissance and Age of Enlightenment, right back to the Old Testament - the word of GOD. Why do the enlightened embrace Faith so freely, and yet the unenlightened trash and internet trolls are so eager to discredit it?

                              All ancient civilizations believed in supreme beings, and they all share remarkable similarities. How could these people, before the age of radio and TV, before the age of phones and internet, how could they believe in such similar things? They never even met each other. They never even knew each other existed. How did they communicate these ideas? Some even almost got it correct, almost as correct as the written Bible. They were simple people who knew no better, but now we have the wisdom of the ages, and the word of GOD brought by the Prophets. We have no excuse for not believing.

                              And how can Christianity be so easy to believe in? How do people so willingly convert? Even believers of false gods and idols, even they are eager to embrace the True Faith once they have seen the Light. Why? Because it makes sense! It all fits into place perfectly. The Bible is infallible, as only a work of the divine could be. When you read the Bible, and I mean when you really read it, you can tell in your heart of hearts that it is no mere work of man. Listen to your heart, because it rarely lies to you. This is no work of a poet, no work of an artist, no work of fiction - this is something bigger. Bigger than you or I.

                              You are afraid, and I understand. You are afraid to surrender yourself so completely to GOD's will. You are afraid to believe in something greater than yourself. I am no longer afraid. I am a man of Faith. For the sake of all, I offer Him this sacrifice: my life, my body, my heart, my soul, my spirit. For Faith is what we believe it to be. Love, meaning, power. Light shines bright through the darkness, the world begins anew. Life returns to how it should be. Life with GOD has no holes of logic, no unexplained phenomenon, no secrets, no confusion, no lies, no fooling yourself, no trying to hammer square pegs in round holes.

                              Embrace The LORD. Forever, you shall see a bright future, a happiness. Do not fear Him, for He loves you. Never forget, the sacrifice of CHRIST who gave his life to save your world. The world could never owe Him enough.
                              May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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