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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817
    #166
    Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

    Is that some kind of racial slur? My name is not Barry Osama!
    Come climb my mountains.

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      • Roberta
        Anti La Leche League Organizer
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 1817
        #167
        Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

        What does this make you think of?

        Be creative; there is no correct answer.

        Note: one standard proudly portrays a sheep. Is this Australia?
        Last edited by Roberta; 02-27-2008, 09:16 PM.
        Come climb my mountains.

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          • goddoesnte xist
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2011
            • 1
            #168
            Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            So then we were right. You ARE married to a fag.

            I wonder if you have any idea how much Jesus hates you?
            Satan loves you and gOD hates you.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #169
                Re: GAME!! Let's Play "Guess Who I Am"

                Originally posted by goddoesnte xist View Post
                Satan loves you and gOD hates you.
                Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to send me this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that I am actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that I'm right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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