[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

Fine...As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't say anything in the Bible about model railways. And as for the SDA....I've heard all the arguments about it and alls I can say is have a better look at your Bibles. I coudn't be bothered arguing as it wont do any good as you have your opinions and I have and neither of us will give an inch. It'd be just a stalemate with neither of either side giving in. Just have to wait and see what happens in the end times, ay fellas!

It doesn't say anything in the Bible about fornicating with sheep, but you Australians do that on a daily basis.

[atheist_rules]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

It doesn't say anything in the Bible about fornicating with sheep, but you Australians do that on a daily basis.

Typical Yanks dont know anything,get your facts right its New Zealanders

Model Railways symbol homosexuality what a joke,you Christans a bunch of pedophiles who like little boys arses.

[DevoutBob]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

hey kids, sure smells like derp in here haha with all this Jesus hoo-haa and sheep fornication that this pastor mentions every 5 minutes.
you boys have fun in Monty's forum.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

hey kids, sure smells like derp in here haha with all this Jesus hoo-haa and sheep fornication that this pastor mentions every 5 minutes.

Pastor Ezekiel mentions bestiality "every 5 minutes" for the Greater Good, dear.

you boys have fun in Monty's forum.

What on earth are you blithering about?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

I believe it must be a reference to the excellent Christian philanthropist H. Montague Worthington. He certainly makes a valued contribution, but I don't think I'd describe this as being "his forum".

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

Look there are only a few things boys need
1 A KJV1611 Bible
2 Food and clothing
3 Home schooling
4 A swift kick in the pants when they misplace the Bible.
5 A lawn mover during the spring, summer and fall and a rake, no self bagging mowers, no riding mowers in fact a push mower is best.
6 a snow shovel in the winter
If you buy you son a model train, GI Joe doll, dance lessons or any musical instrument that you blow into he will grow up to be a limp wristed pillow biting homersexuarl.
Just because they are kids does not mean that all they do is get to play.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

Toy guns are OK too, until they're old enough for real ones.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

Toy guns are OK too, until they're old enough for real ones.

Good point Brother Eliot good point. At the age of 8 or 9 I hope that the toy guns are replaced with a .22 cal( for hunting only)

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

Typical Yanks dont know anything,get your facts right its New Zealanders AKA: Sheep lovers

Sorry mate, got it correct now.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

Good point Brother Eliot good point. At the age of 8 or 9 I hope that the toy guns are replaced with a .22 cal( for hunting only)

Hmmm...... we were waiting for their 12th birthday, although they are going hunting at the ages of 9 & 10. They're learning camp duties, how to care for weapons, how to care for the dogs, things like that.

[American_man]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

Model Rail Roading has been banned from Freehold since 1953. This came up recently with the ACLU law suite. Here is the explanation

Why Model Rail Roading is against Christianity.

Masturbation. Model Railroaders spend many hours in their basement working on their train sets our playing with their rail roads. The whole time they are without female company and exposed to considerable homosexual imagery (see below) Masturbation is almost inevitable.

False Church: Model Rail Road clubs meet once a week were they discuss their hobby in arcane language that outsiders would not be able to understand. To much like church

Anti-Christian: Christian decorated cars and locomotives are not commercially available. Plus the Model Rail Roader is playing at being God by creating his own world.

Socialism: model railroads have no banks, stockmarkets, board of directors, business consultants and vital components of the freemarket. Quite playing with your toy trains hippie and hire a consultant like a REAL American would.

Nature worship: This is counter intuitive. Most Christians consider the landscapes nature worship. In fact the nature worship is the use of green engery in the models which are powered by electricity and not gas or diesel.

Anti-Christian Music: blues and jazz. Enough said.

Idol Worship: the small statues of people place about their displays. The amount of effort and attention the model rail roader devotes to it is clearly idol worship.

Homosexual Symbology: trains in tunnels, pistons on locomotives, cabooses and coupling done by all male crews. Your typical model raid road set is as bad a San Fransisco bath house. Yes real life rail roads have these elements by model raid roads take these to excess.

This is why the National Model Rail Roading Association has been teaming up with the Iowa State ACLU to sue the City of Freehold in Iowa State Court. Basically NMRRA is a collection of perverts out to force their depraved lifestyle upon us. I fervently pray they come to their sense and repent of their persecution before God smites them.

I also hope this post squelches the rumor that the model rail roading ban was started by Paster Zeke's great grand father in revenge against Zeke's father over the later's share of African Mission donations. Yes Tobias Flint was chairman of the Freehold Morals committee but the above list should show there is nothing petty about this ban.

and i suppose it says this in your so called "bible"
You fu cked up d ick head

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why Model Rail Roading is banned in Freehold

Hmmm...... we were waiting for their 12th birthday, although they are going hunting at the ages of 9 & 10. They're learning camp duties, how to care for weapons, how to care for the dogs, things like that.

Very good sister, teach them when they are young. At the age of 13 they should be able to provide for themselves.