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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827
    #1

    Glory! Michael Vick has found the Lord.

    Click hear to read the full glorious story! (Warning: radical black militant website.)

    "I feel like we all make mistakes. I made a mistake in using bad judgment and making bad decisions. Those things just can't happen. Dog fighting is a terrible thing and I didn't reject it. I'm upset with myself and through this situation I've found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God, and I think that's the right thing to do as of right now."

    I am so glad this story had a happy ending. Word on "da street" is that Mr. Vick will be enrolling himself in our ex-negro program once this annoying federal investigation has blown over. I, for one, will welcome him with open arms (and a padlocked girdle).
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    • Trent Harvey, Jr.
      Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 722
      #2
      Re: Glory! Michael Vick has found the Lord.

      Mr. Vick should come over to Iraq, where what he did with dogs is perfectly legal and permissible to do with prisoners under the quaint Geneva Conventions.
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        • nikilds
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 164
          #3
          Re: Glory! Michael Vick has found the Lord.

          Glory to the Highest for making the black man see the Truth!

          Jail is a blessing in disguise; it seems as if a lot of sickular celebreties find Jesus in Jail.
          Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
          Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843
              #4
              Re: Glory! Michael Vick has found the Lord.

              Originally posted by nikilds View Post

              Glory to the Highest for making the black man see the Truth!

              Jail is a blessing in disguise; it seems as if a lot of sickular celebreties find Jesus in Jail.
              You know, I was thinking the same thing ... seems like ALL of them find Jesus behind bars ...

              ... just one more example of personal testament to the power of the Lord, praise!
              Last edited by Sister Noddy; 08-28-2007, 07:21 PM.
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Wash O'Hanley
                  Debate Moderator (and participant)
                  Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                  Louder Than Reason
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2126
                  #5
                  Re: Glory! Michael Vick has found the Lord.

                  I have been advised to keep my mouth closed regarding this subject as I outlined in a previous topic on these boards but I would just like to point out that I see dogs fighting in the streets all the time. I don't see what the big deal is if an enterprising young African American wants to capitalize on this.

                  Of course the most damning aspect of this whole thing is that it's the very Liberals that fight to have the right to suck an infant's brain out of its skull with a vacuum cleaner months after it has been born (and then likely have sex with it if they are of the homosexual persuasion) are crying because a few dogs were killed. It's amazing that the rights of human beings are less preciouses to us than that of dogs.
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Glory! Michael Vick has found the Lord.

                      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                      I have been advised to keep my mouth closed regarding this subject as I outlined in a previous topic on these boards but I would just like to point out that I see dogs fighting in the streets all the time. I don't see what the big deal is if an enterprising young African American wants to capitalize on this.

                      Of course the most damning aspect of this whole thing is that it's the very Liberals that fight to have the right to suck an infant's brain out of its skull with a vacuum cleaner months after it has been born (and then likely have sex with it if they are of the homosexual persuasion) are crying because a few dogs were killed. It's amazing that the rights of human beings are less preciouses to us than that of dogs.
                      I blame the Clintons for this entire fiasco.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Seeker
                          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 966
                          #7
                          Re: Glory! Michael Vick has found the Lord.

                          I've found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God, and I think that's the right thing to do as of right now."
                          Of course it is, Vick. I know if I lost my rights to Nike, Reebok, and suspended from the NFL... (And all they did was dog your horrible butt last night on Monday night football, and you're *used to be team* still won without ya sinner !)*I* would be needing Jesus then also.

                          But people he is not behind bars yet. We really need to pray that he does not turn gay or find Allah, that false God, when they slam him his real sentence.

                          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Glory! Michael Vick has found the Lord.

                              Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                              But people he is not behind bars yet. We really need to pray that he does not turn gay or find Allah, that false God, when they slam him his real sentence.
                              Alas, it is too true that 90% of these nigra boys end up as mudslime queers once they are incarcerated.

                              Oh well.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Brother Temperance
                                  Senior Usher
                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                  A very nice young man
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15621
                                  #9
                                  Re: Glory! Michael Vick has found the Lord.

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  I blame the Clintons for this entire fiasco.
                                  Especially the worst Clinton of all: Richard Dawkins!
                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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