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  • MAJ. Beruh
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    • Mar 2010
    • 20
    #1

    Glory Be!

    Glory Be brothers and sisters the great lord has allowed me to return from Afganistan unharmed!
    Remember, Obama wants your guns gone!
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453
      #2
      Re: Glory Be!

      What nationality are you?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Glory Be!

          Tell us about your trip to Afghanistan.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22379
              #4
              Re: Glory Be!

              Glory indeed! How many Muslim terrorists did you kill?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Purge the Unfaithful
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 176
                  #5
                  Re: Glory Be!

                  Praise Jesus you came back to us!! Did you win souls for Christ? If they failed to submit to Jesus did you blow their demonic towel heads off?

                  Praise Jesus!! I wish I could serve the Army of the Lord Jesus but I have anal cysts that prevent me from serving.

                  Glory Be!!!

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                    • Chris T
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 134
                      #6
                      Re: Glory Be!

                      Originally posted by MAJ. Beruh View Post
                      Glory Be brothers and sisters the great lord has allowed me to return from Afganistan unharmed!
                      Glory to God, friend! How many mudslimes did you send to hell to get sodomized by satan? My wife will be home from her tour in Iraq in about an hour...
                      Good thing, too, because I'm starving!
                      It's about time she took back her spot in the kitchen, it' beginning to look frightful in there! I've been eating nothing but meat cooked on an open flame, the manly way, but it will be nice to have something else to eat for a change. She bakes wonderful pies!
                      Sorry, I'm rambling...
                      What are some of your favorite Bible verses?
                      Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                      2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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