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  • Brad Crassley
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2010
    • 98

    #1

    Levi the Cockroach

    This book looked so inspiring that I decided to buy 2 copies, one for myself to read (and I loved it) and one to send to one of my good joo friends from Theologyweb. All who are Baptist should enjoy this wonderful book. Definitely appropriate for children of all ages.
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-04-2010, 04:30 AM. Reason: link inserted
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Levi the Cockroach

    It's so unfortunate that I share the name of that joo roach. I would love nothing more than to clear my biblical name of being some joo.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Brad Crassley
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Apr 2010
      • 98

      #3
      Re: Levi the Cockroach

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      It's so unfortunate that I share the name of that joo roach. I would love nothing more than to clear my biblical name of being some joo.
      Jesus can show you the way! As a matter of fact he IS the way!

      John 14:6 (King James Version)


      6Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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      • Seth Campbell
        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1565

        #4
        Re: Levi the Cockroach

        I'm a little concerned about you, I'm not sure if you're just trying too hard or what it is. Why would you even suggest that Brother Levi does not know about Jesus? He was just stating that he doesn't like sharing the name of a joo roach. I went to school with a kid named Ronald McDonald, do you think he appreciated sharing his name with some pedophile clown?
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Levi the Cockroach

          Originally posted by Brad Crassley View Post
          Jesus can show you the way! As a matter of fact he IS the way!

          John 14:6 (King James Version)


          6Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
          Thanks, Brad for the inspirational Bible verse. I already believe, as you well know. It's the name Levi. I simply wish the great name from the Bible hadn't been besmirched by the hooknosed Christ killers.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Brad Crassley
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Apr 2010
            • 98

            #6
            Re: Levi the Cockroach

            Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
            I'm a little concerned about you, I'm not sure if you're just trying too hard or what it is. Why would you even suggest that Brother Levi does not know about Jesus? He was just stating that he doesn't like sharing the name of a joo roach. I went to school with a kid named Ronald McDonald, do you think he appreciated sharing his name with some pedophile clown?
            I was just offering our beloved Youth Pastor some words of encouragement, friend . Of course he wouldn't like to share the name of a pedophile clown. Scriptural advice is never too small for anyone.

            Mr. Jones follows these magnificent words of the Lord. Proverbs 2:6-12 6In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

            7Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the LORD, and depart from evil.
            8It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones.
            9Honour the LORD with thy substance, and with the firstfruits of all thine increase:
            10So shall thy barns be filled with plenty, and thy presses shall burst out with new wine.
            11My son, despise not the chastening of the LORD; neither be weary of his correction: 12For whom the LORD loveth he correcteth; even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.

            Hopefully Mr. McDonald was also seeking health to his navel and marrow to his bones, but not in the way of that sick pedophile clown.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Levi the Cockroach

              Originally posted by Brad Crassley View Post
              I was just offering our beloved Youth Pastor some words of encouragement, friend .
              You see Brad, I don't appreciate the implication that I wasn't already Truly Saved®.

              Now, I feel like you're calling me a roach.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Brad Crassley
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Apr 2010
                • 98

                #8
                Re: Levi the Cockroach

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                You see Brad, I don't appreciate the implication that I wasn't already Truly Saved®.

                Now, I feel like you're calling me a roach.
                Of course I didn't mean that. You are absolutely saved 100% of the time. All Jesus All the Time right?

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Levi the Cockroach

                  Originally posted by Brad Crassley View Post
                  Of course I didn't mean that. You are absolutely saved 100% of the time. All Jesus All the Time right?
                  Correct.

                  Do you have something you want to confess, Brad?

                  James 5:16
                  Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Brad Crassley
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 98

                    #10
                    Re: Levi the Cockroach

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Correct.

                    Do you have something you want to confess, Brad?

                    James 5:16
                    Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
                    I confess that I have sinned. I willingly confess this. I confess that I have not followed God's will and that I have made, rather accidentally or intentionally, an unworthy statement against a holy man of God.

                    I pray that Jesus will come into me and forgive me of this heinous sin so that I may be purified in heart and spirit.

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