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  • Logan
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 220

    #1

    Proof God hates Quebec.

    Honestly, If somebody needs more proof then this then they are truly lost.
    God swallows entire house full of French sinners.
    Remember, Quebec is ROMAN CATHOLIC. Do I really need to explain why this happened? If only they could take a hint a become good Christians instead of pedophiles, then maybe God would leave them alone.

    Local fire department spokesman François Gregoire described the sinkhole as “a pretty gigantic crater”.
    “It’s hard imagining something like this. It’s pretty impressive,” he said.
    There where no survivors.
    God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
    -Psalms 7:11
    Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs
  • Nathan B. Forrest
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 394

    #2
    Re: Proof God hates Quebec.

    Wait, we needed proof for this?

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    • Logan
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2010
      • 220

      #3
      Re: Proof God hates Quebec.

      Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
      Wait, we needed proof for this?
      We do not, others aren't so bright.
      God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
      -Psalms 7:11
      Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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      • 2 Timothy 3:16
        Unsaved Trash
        • May 2010
        • 30

        #4
        Re: Proof God hates Quebec.

        Originally posted by Logan View Post
        Honestly, If somebody needs more proof then this then they are truly lost.
        God swallows entire house full of French sinners.
        Remember, Quebec is ROMAN CATHOLIC. Do I really need to explain why this happened? If only they could take a hint a become good Christians instead of pedophiles, then maybe God would leave them alone.


        There where no survivors.
        Apparently, Jesus had a different view of disasters that befell men:

        Luke 13:1 There were present at that season some that told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices.

        Luke 13:2 And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things?
        Luke 13:3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
        Luke 13:4 Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem? Luke 13:5 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
        And why can't ANYONE on this forum spell "were" correctly???
        2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for [SIZE=4][B]doctrine[/B][/SIZE], for [SIZE=4][B]reproof[/B][/SIZE], for [SIZE=4][B]correction[/B][/SIZE], for[SIZE=4][B] instruction in righteousness[/B][/SIZE]:

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        • Logan
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2010
          • 220

          #5
          Re: Proof God hates Quebec.

          It's 12:37, I'm not exactly awake right now. I apologize in advance for the spelling errors (that is "and" instead of "a" up there)
          God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
          -Psalms 7:11
          Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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          • 2 Timothy 3:16
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            • May 2010
            • 30

            #6
            Re: Proof God hates Quebec.

            Originally posted by Logan View Post
            It's 12:37, I'm not exactly awake right now. I apologize in advance for the spelling errors (that is "and" instead of "a" up there)
            2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for [SIZE=4][B]doctrine[/B][/SIZE], for [SIZE=4][B]reproof[/B][/SIZE], for [SIZE=4][B]correction[/B][/SIZE], for[SIZE=4][B] instruction in righteousness[/B][/SIZE]:

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Proof God hates Quebec.

              The question is, does God hate Quebec more than he hates the rest of Canada?
              Drama queen

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              • Logan
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2010
                • 220

                #8
                Re: Proof God hates Quebec.

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                The question is, does God hate Quebec more than he hates the rest of Canada?
                Alberta (founders of the conservative party) and the Yukon (very much like Alaska) have been saved, if you live in any of the other 11 lesser provinces/territories then I'm afraid you are not safe from God's wrath.
                God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                -Psalms 7:11
                Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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                • Nathan B. Forrest
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 394

                  #9
                  Re: Proof God hates Quebec.

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  The question is, does God hate Quebec more than he hates the rest of Canada?
                  But of course!!!! They're godless french cathlicks!

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