Should we blow up the Moon?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Despite the liberal media telling us over and over that Christians and Mohammedans "pray to the same God," all True Christians™ know that the cult of Islam is based on worship of the Moon. It was created by the Roman Catholic Church, after all—and who knows less about God than those boy-buggering wannabe cannibals?

So, I'm wondering what would happen if we destroyed the Moon with nuclear weapons. Would Islam also cease to exist, thus making the second-biggest threat to world peace (after same-sex marriage) vanish? Obviously I'm not suggesting that we send a "spaceship" to the Moon, drill a tunnel into its core, and drop a bomb down there like Godly Republican actor Bruce Willis did in that movie. The Moon is not a three-dimensional object, and any craft attempting to reach it would be dashed to pieces when it collided with the firmament. The best solution would be to launch a barrage of tactical ICBMs from a base on Earth—it would be the equivalent of throwing a rock at a decorative plate hanging from the wall.

What would be the result of this? I don't think God would be too angry at us for destroying part of the Heavens; after all, He could just make a new Moon once Islam's culture dried up. It would spare us the trouble of systematically exterminating the world's Mohammedan population, allowing us to use our atomic arsenal on other targets like gay bars and abortion clinics. The only problem I can see possibly arising is the martyr effect: if their object of worship is destroyed, the dune coons might get even more angry at us than they were before.

Maybe one of our theologians would understand this better.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Go read GENESIS 1 1-14! The moon is created by GOD! What must be in your colon that you would even CONSIDER shooting at it?!?!?!?

GOD has no problem killing everyone on earth, or having us do it in His name, but taking aim at one of his OTHER creations is HERESY!

SECURITY! SECURITY! CRISIS OF FAITH IN THE MAIN FORUM! Someone get the electrodes out pronto!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

Not only that, Sister, the moon is a potential Weapon of Mass Distruction.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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SECURITY! SECURITY! IT APPEARS TO BE CONTAGEOUS!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

Congratulations, Virginia, I'd say you'd have to take the prize for creating the silliest post I've ever seen on this forum (that was not made by a l33t-speaking teen).

Blow up the moon. Sheesh!

[Marshall]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

Don't forget that Neil Armstrong placed Old Glory on that Moon back in July of 1969. That means that the Moon has been United States property for nearly four decades.
I personally think they should drill it for oil and resources.

Space oil is bound to be better than towelhead oil as far as running in my tractors.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

What is all of this?
The moon is nothing but a light in the sky so why attack it?
God made it to give us some light at night, so why should we destroy the night-lamp He gave us?

And God made two great lights;
The greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night:
He made the stars also.
Genesis 1:16

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!

If I could please provide a voice of reason here before everything gets too heated up...

Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

Matthew 24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

Joel 2:31 The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the LORD come.

Acts 2:20 The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and notable day of the Lord come:

We obviously can't blow up the moon, as the Bible clearly prophesies its continued existence, and as we all know, Biblical prophesy has a 100% success rate. So even if somebody tries, they are doomed to failure.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

It seems to me that some of the Ladies of Landover are getting a bit uppity. Posting your crazy ideas and attempting to teach MEN about the Holy Word of God will get you a good smacking at the least!

Go bake a pie!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

I want to get me some of that Space Oil.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

I want to get me some of that Space Oil.

According to our resident furry emo queer, the blood of sand negroes can be transformed into a usable fuel. I vote we work on investigating that further.

[Maxwell]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

Hmmm... blowing up the moon.... not really a good idea....

1. The moon affects the tides and other things on the earth. Blowing it up would affect the earth too.

2. You would need a lot of nuclear weapons and also access to them and i don't think you have that. (Well I'm guessing you don't but you could i suppose....)

[Talitha]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

Hmmm... blowing up the moon.... not really a good idea....

1. The moon affects the tides and other things on the earth. Blowing it up would affect the earth too.

2. You would need a lot of nuclear weapons and also access to them and i don't think you have that. (Well I'm guessing you don't but you could i suppose....)

I'd like some Biblical references for proof of what you are saying please.

[Maxwell]

Re: Should we blow up the Moon?

I'd like some Biblical references for proof of what you are saying please.

Hmm... I can't think of any at the moment... but it was still worth mentioning I think...