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09-19-2007, 05:50 AM

Re: Do babies go to heaven or hell ?

If anyone doubts that they deserve to burn, check out THIS new secular study. Turns out the little tykes' brains are abuzz with thoughts of murder, blasphemy, and homosexuality—EVEN WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING!

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09-19-2007, 06:00 AM

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*yawn*

Omnipotence - Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnipotence

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09-19-2007, 06:02 AM

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Well, we baptize babies to get them a shot at heaven...And we DON'T JUDGE where other babies have gone...

ACTS 5:29

But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."

There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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09-19-2007, 06:04 AM

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Originally posted by Seeker View Post

*yawn*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnipotence

Between people of different faiths, or indeed even between people of the same faith, the term omnipotent has been used to connote a number of different positions.

What does YOUR cult mean by the word?

I know what Jesus means by it....

And if you are so bored, why not scrub the toilets or iron your husbands underwear.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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09-19-2007, 06:09 AM

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Were You Predestined To Read This Article?

http://www.bible.ca/ef/topical-were-you-predestined-to-read-this-article.htm

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09-19-2007, 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by Seeker View Post

http://www.bible.ca/ef/topical-were-...is-article.htm

What's that "poke me and die" thing all about? Do you have AIDS?

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09-19-2007, 06:32 AM

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That's why a lot of families can count on the Catholic Church-We baptize their babies, to assure them of heaven if they die soon afterwards.

ACTS 5:29

But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."

There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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09-19-2007, 07:03 AM

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Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

Well, we baptize babies to get them a shot at heaven...And we DON'T JUDGE where other babies have gone...

First of all, you fish-heads don't baptize at all - all you do is sprinkle a little water on the heads of unsuspecting babies.

Secondly, where in the Bible (KJV1611) does it say anything about baptizing babies?

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09-19-2007, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

That's why a lot of families can count on the Catholic Church-We baptize their babies, to assure them of heaven if they die soon afterwards.

That's what's technically known as "lying". We may not baptize babies, but at least we don't buggerize them either.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.

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09-19-2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

That's what's technically known as "lying". We may not baptize babies, but at least we don't buggerize them either.

And according to you, babies go to hell!

You heretic dogs never cease to astound me (Sometimes I wish the Inquisition would come back)!

ACTS 5:29

But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."

There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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09-19-2007, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

What's that "poke me and die" thing all about? Do you have AIDS?

Possibly Hepatitis C.

That'd be my guess.

If I had to guess, I'd say Hepatitis C. Probably brought on by either sexual misconduct or drugs!

Lamentations 2:11 Mine eyes do fail with tears, my bowels are troubled, my liver is poured upon the earth, for the destruction of the daughter of my people; because the children and the sucklings swoon in the streets of the city.

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09-19-2007, 04:37 PM

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yes well you know how the Cat-o-licks are:

first the fake baptism and then the REAL sexual abuse.

I think a priest would assault a child whether it was alive or dead.

Father Thomas, how many babies have died on you while you were raping them?

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09-19-2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

And according to you, babies go to hell!

Have you even read this thread, or have you been too busy molesting the altar boys? Several of us have shown that according to the Bible, babies go to hell. If our explanations offend you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

You heretic dogs never cease to astound me

And you Romanists never cease to spit on Jesus.

(Sometimes I wish the Inquisition would come back)!

Oh, so you admit that your agenda involves persecution of True Christians™. The only part that surprises me is your candor.

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09-19-2007, 10:48 PM

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Babies do go to heaven.

Jeremiah 1:5
5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, [and] I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

1 John 2:12 12. I write unto you, little children, because your sins are forgiven you for his name's sake.
13 I write unto you, fathers, because ye have known him [that is] from the beginning. I write unto you, young men, because ye have overcome the wicked one. I write unto you, little children, because ye have known the Father.
(God forgives little children because --- they know the Father) See Rom. 8:1

Matthew 19:13 13. Then were there brought unto him little children, that he should put [his] hands on them, and pray: and the disciples rebuked them.
14 But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
15 And he laid [his] hands on them, and departed thence.

Do Babys and children go to heaven or hell when they die?

http://www.barr-family.com/godsword/babys.htm#for
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09-20-2007, 12:28 AM

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Foul idiot.
Little children are NOT babies. They are little children meaning older than toddlers. Certainly old enough for their parents to have explained the eternal horrors of Hell and for the child to have accepted Jesus in a binding agreement and profession of faith in the Lord Almighty via a real Baptism in a real river or stream sanctified by a real Pastor. I'm guessing 5 years old. You can't lay hands on an unborn baby unless you are advocating abortion. You're not advocating abortion are you?

God knows all people before they are born because He's God and He knows everything centuries before it happens.
Jesus Christ alone was born completely sin free and pure as the whitest snow. Thats how His blood can actually be used to remove the stain of sin.

Jesus is just that darned good. Believe or burn in Hell.

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