X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • jkhafu
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 5

    #1

    fuck you all cunts

    fuck you all you dumb fucking cunts. fuck god and fuck you

    you are all crazy

    bible was written by people, not god

    how would people know what god really wanted?

    masturbation is natural

    god wants us to masturbate (if he didnt why would he give us that urge?)

    how do you people explain the red shift theory? or stars? or cells?

    how about the dinosaurs? did god simply plant them there? that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard.

    you all seem to think other countries are teh problem ("8 reasons why god hates denmark" and other such titles are examples of how stupid americans are.

    america is the world leader in pollution, the vast majority of people on this forum are americans. you people are stupid.

    you make up facts and people on this forum believe them it is unbelievable!

    here are some facts for you!

    1. America is a country of shit eaters
    2. You catholics all have urges just like anyone else
    3. America is the reason that porn is a major industry in the world
    4. America has produced more serial killers in its short history then any other country in history.
    5.God was created by humans (he was/is made up!)
    6. You are all unbelievable stupid and are homosexual, angel raping, heathens on this earth who only take pleasure in taking it up the ass.
  • Sister Christina
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 364

    #2
    Re: piffle you all cooters

    This is the reason why God has 9 reasons for hating Denmark and not just 8.
    "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

    Comment

    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: piffle you all cooters

      Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
      This is the reason why God has 9 reasons for hating Denmark and not just 8.
      Thank you. They should have never voted to legalize drugs.

      Edit-- I've run the user's handle thru a series of cryptographic programs that are used by the FBI to run counter-intelligence. jkhafu stands for: Jesus Christ has amnesty for you. I don't really know what it means, though.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

      Comment

      • jkhafu
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2010
        • 5

        #4
        Re: piffle you all cooters

        im not from denmark dumby

        Comment

        • Sister Christina
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 364

          #5
          Re: piffle you all cooters

          Originally posted by jkhafu View Post
          im not from denmark dumby
          I guess we're back to 8 then. Thank you for that.
          "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

          Comment

          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: piffle you all cooters

            Originally posted by jkhafu View Post
            im not from denmark dumby

            Why Do you Hate Jesus?

            Comment

            • Brother Alex
              True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
              Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
              A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 860

              #7
              Re: piffle you all cooters

              Originally posted by jkhafu View Post
              2. You catholics all have urges just like anyone else
              Why do you call us catholics? We're Baptists, not some child molesting heathens.
              PROOF: America in the Bible!
              8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



              The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
              (Psalm 9:17)

              Add me on
              Facebook!

              Comment

              • WinnerNotSinner
                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 951

                #8
                Re: piffle you all cooters

                Originally posted by jkhafu View Post
                piffle you all you dumb piffleing cooters. piffle god and piffle you

                you are all crazy

                bible was written by people, not god
                You truly are deluded.
                John 1:1
                In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.


                Originally posted by jkhafu View Post
                how would people know what god really wanted?

                masturbation is natural

                god wants us to masturbate (if he didnt why would he give us that urge?)
                He does not. He wants us to have sex only for the practice of making children.

                Genesis 38:09-10
                And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
                And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
                6
                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

                Comment

                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12812

                  #9
                  Re: piffle you all cooters

                  Why don't you get really mad at us, and then post.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

                  Comment

                  Working...