[Student of Landover]

Re: Greetings People of Landover

I've never been on this site before, you vampiric heathen! I've seen the posts by that Andrew, and never want to be associated with him! He disgusts me, the same way that you do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings People of Landover

Andrew.....wasn't there another Andrew here before?

So you've become brainwashed.....ummm....good for you?

Don't worry VanHellbent, if this is our old buddy Andy, we'll know in a few hours. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt right now, because I am a kind, generous True Christian.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Greetings People of Landover

I'm not scared, because I know that the DOF wouldn't mix me up with that chink (at least he looks like a chink in the pictures). I'm a good young man with the passion of the Lord in my heart, not a blasphemer.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Greetings People of Landover

I've never been on this site before, you vampiric heathen! I've seen the posts by that Andrew, and never want to be associated with him! He disgusts me, the same way that you do.

Hmm

[Student of Landover]

Re: Greetings People of Landover

Unfortunately, I have to go to work tomorrow so that I can earn more money to tithe to Landover, so I have to go to sleep now (I'm in Australia, where it is currently 11 O'Clock PM). Thankyou for the discussions, Pastor Ezekiel. In about 8 hours time I will be back on this site, and I look forward to the results of the DOF report. I hope that today I have begun the road to Jesus and TrueChristendom. Goodbye for now, Landover Baptist Church.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Greetings People of Landover

Unfortunately, my parents are evilutionists who would not allow christianity into our house, but were more than happy for me to study wicker, goth, and all those other, disgusting forms of satanism. Then I saw the light when I stumbled upon the KJV1611 Bible. I am still trying to convert some of those who were in the coven where I... practised that disgusting, evil, devil worshipping false religion.

Dear friend:

Your story moves me. I hope that you will take the proper attitude toward such dreadful people:

Matt. 10:34-37: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes [shall be] they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

Luke 14:26: If any [man] come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Now, hippy-dippy liberal "Christians" (actually wolves in sheep's clothing, Matt. 7:15) will try to tell you that "hate" means "to love less." That, of course, is a lie from the pit of hell. When Our Lord said to hate them, He meant to hate them.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Greetings People of Landover

I shall do what you say then, and hate them! Thank you Sir. I'm always willing to act on the advice of Landover people.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Greetings People of Landover

I shall do what you say then, and hate them! Thank you Sir. I'm always willing to act on the advice of Landover people.

I'm keeping my eye on you, demon. Something in your tone betrays an allegiance to satan, inspite of your seemingly Godly words. Time may prove me wrong, but I doubt it...Shane O Matic

[lilith]

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Please do not mistake this for impatience, but how long will the Department of Faith take? Obviously this wise organisation knows everything about me, but there isn't much that should worry them.

Um...student sweetie?

Think you could grovel a bit harder?