[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Historical Errors in the Bible

I have no doubt you will. Just admit it. The entire Bible is allegorical. It isn't meant to be followed literally.

Your Steward in Christ,
Sam

Dear Steward in Satan:

How is that supposed to work exactly? Were Christ's crucifixion and resurrection just allegorical? If so, then how are we saved? (I'm using the first person exclusive here; no one is saying that you're saved.) Also, what of the verses on charity that you liberals love to quote out of context to make Our Lord sound like a wealth-redistributing pinko community organizer? Are those just allegorical too?

[Sylvia]

Re: Historical Errors in the Bible

Bogdana,

This one's for you

Revelation 22:18-19

For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.