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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #1

    Praise Report!

    Earlier today, whilst out shopping for roughage at the local supermarket, I lost my housekeys; my handbag is quite worn, and unbeknownst to me a small hole had formed at the bottom of the bag. It was only when I got home that I realised my keys were missing.

    So I rushed back to the supermarket ('rushed' in my own fashion -- my thrombosis was giving me gyp), and retraced my steps within the store ... but couldn't find my keys. I located the supermarket manager, and asked him if anyone had handed in a set of keys? No, he said. Leave your phone number with me and I'll call you if they show up. Well, I said, that's no jolly use to me -- how can I answer the telephone if I can't get into my house?! He shrugged -- shrugged!! -- and walked away. The nerve of the man! So I dropped to my knees, raised my arms upwards and prayed loudly -- I am NOT ashamed of JESUS -- and I took authority over those missing keys in His Name, I asked Him to cast the demon of inconvenience OUT of that store, as Satan's minions are everywhere in this world; and today they were lurking among the broccoli, where the keys were located by the supermarket manager whilst I was praying. It is my belief that the LORD guided the manager to the exact spot where I had dropped the keys. How could it be otherwise? Until I began praying, the manager had shown absolutely no interest whatsoever in helping me find them. Praise!

    Thank you JESUS, for taking time out of Your busy day -- hovering over warzones and starving kiddies and whatnot -- to help me find my keys. All Glory is Yours, Amen.
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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12879

    #2
    Re: Praise Report!

    An inspiring story, Sister.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Praise Report!

      Praise! Glory!

      Phil. 4:19: But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

      This is a powerful testimony to the unsaved. The God-mockers who suffer the worst calamities that this sin-cursed world has to offer can look at our lives and see how God supplies all of our needs. Praise His glorious name!
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      • Bernice Gratsch
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2010
        • 19

        #4
        Re: Praise Report!

        What a powerful message, Sister! I will share this story, only with your permission of course, to my Small Group Women's Bible Study and Prayer Circle.

        Oh, and by the way, it's Summer Salad Week. If anyone has an excellent salad recipe, I'm all ears!
        Concerned Bible-Centered Christian
        Servicing Jesus since the Nixon Administration

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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #5
          Re: Praise Report!

          Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
          they were lurking among the broccoli, where the keys were located
          George Dubya hated broccoli. Never made the troops eat it.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • Once was lost
            ...but now is found.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2009
            • 490

            #6
            Re: Praise Report!

            When I read a story like this it brings tears to my eyes. I will read this one to my friends today. I will print it off to post with the other stories I post on community bulletin Boards around here. Bless you Mrs. Rogers,Bless all of us who praise Jesus.

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