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  • Fish
    Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
    On the point of being banned for lying and libel
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Oct 2006
    • 318
    #31
    Re: The Simpsons

    The Simpsons rocks! I love it.

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      • Enobarbus
        Professor of English Landover University
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 3496
        #32
        Re: The Simpsons

        Originally posted by Fish View Post
        The Simpsons rocks! I love it.
        You have just earnt yourself 40 infraction points for being boring and witless.
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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          • Punk
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Oct 2006
            • 21
            #33
            Re: The Simpsons

            Boring and witless? But the Simpsons does rock!

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              • Loser_seed
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Apr 2007
                • 293
                #34
                Re: The Simpsons

                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                The Simpsons rocks! I love it.

                Yea, baby! They rock and roll!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #35
                    Re: The Simpsons

                    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                    You have just earnt yourself 40 infraction points for being boring and witless.
                    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                    Yea, baby! They rock and roll!
                    In the interests of fairness, you've been awarded the same.

                    Please note also that the asshat you have chosen to emulate was banned shortly after making the post you so admire.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Loser_seed
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 293
                        #36
                        Re: The Simpsons

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        In the interests of fairness, you've been awarded the same.

                        Please note also that the asshat you have chosen to emulate was banned shortly after making the post you so admire.
                        But, I grew up on The Simpsons! I think it's the best show ever.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #37
                            Re: The Simpsons

                            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                            But, I grew up on The Simpsons! I think it's the best show ever.
                            You have never grown up. Don't lie.

                            You should be watching good Christian programming. THIS is nice sampling of some excellent televangilists, but ignore the announcer who is a joo with an ax to grind I think.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414
                                #38
                                Re: The Simpsons

                                Bah. The best show ever is on the radio five days a week, and it's hosted by Wash O'Hanley.
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                                  • Homertard
                                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Jul 2007
                                    • 668
                                    #39
                                    Re: The Simpsons

                                    Originally posted by Pokey View Post
                                    I'm new, so I don't know if this is the right forum to post this, but what do you guys think about the Simpsons?
                                    I saw the movie yesterday. Good, but South park owns it.

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                                      • Brother Temperance
                                        Senior Usher
                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                        A very nice young man
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15621
                                        #40
                                        Re: The Simpsons

                                        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                                        But, I grew up on The Simpsons! I think it's the best show ever.
                                        Proof, once and for all, that the secular media really does turn kids gay. Do you drink a lot of soya milk, by any chance?
                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                          • Jack
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Under Investigation
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 16
                                            #41
                                            Re: The Simpsons

                                            What do you think of Ned Flanders?
                                            Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

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                                              • Unsaved and Loving It
                                                Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 308
                                                #42
                                                Re: The Simpsons

                                                Originally posted by :Aware: View Post
                                                Oh come on have you not read the Da Vinci code? Or do you think he was a sinner to?
                                                You have failed at your attempt to be winnar. Hence, you are loser. Please place your tail between your legs and wander away so you may be laughed at.
                                                Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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