[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Zeak! I! Am! A! Girl! I like guys....some types more than others, but I am a girl who likes guys. Please get that through your thick skull!

Oh....In that case, nevermind. Empty-headed females have no place flying God's warplanes. The only role girls can play in the Military is as cooks. And nurses, if they're good-looking enough.

Now go fetch me a sandwich, harlot!

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Harlot? You misjudge, sir. You do speak of most of the girls at my school though. Those of us with half a mind have higher expectations of ourselves. I being one of them.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Somehow, I find this very hard to believe. The Tomcat is still used,.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-09-22-F14-tomcat_x.htm

"VIRGINIA BEACH — In a ceremony today that reminded guests of why it was retired, the Navy holstered the F-14 Tomcat, the top gun in its Cold War arsenal and one of the most recognizable warplanes in history.

Maintenance costs for the F-14 have soared, and its replacement, the F/A-18 Super Hornet, is more versatile and cheaper to maintain."

if I tried hard enough, I could fly one. If I tried hard enough, I can do anything

Even if you save up $57 million to buy one, you won't be able to get replacement parts:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-07-02-shredding-tomcats_n.htm

"WASHINGTON — A mechanical monster grabs the F-14 fighter jet and chews through one wing and then another, ripping off the Tomcat's appendages before moving onto its guts. Finally, all that's left is a pile of shredded rubble — like the scraps from a Thanksgiving turkey.
The Pentagon is paying a contractor at least $900,000 to destroy old F-14s, a jet affectionately nicknamed "the turkey," rather than sell the spares at the risk of their falling into the wrong hands, including Iran's..."

Got that, top gun?

Your dreams are nothing more than turkey scraps, rusting in the desert.

(Just what is it about shattering dreams that makes it so much fun?)

[Brother Temperance]

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.....Hotjer.....you're a little late. The Boys have been around for thirty-five years.
Speaking of the Boys, if you condemn them, you condemn every superhero ...

We all know what kind of unholy superhero you kids worship.

This page covers the DC comicbook hero Odin Quincannon also known as The Meatman .

Jesse later found him there - burned, injured and stripped to his underwear - embracing a giant female form made from the carcasses of dead cows, pigs and chickens.

And that's what you kids call heroism, is it?

I was going to join the Airforce under the influence of Chance "T-Bone" Furlong, from SWAT Kats: the Radical Squadron.

Were they not that Kraut commie terrorist group? Astrid Proll is not a good role model, you backwards child!

I refuse because I know that I am not cut out for it. I know that therefore I'm not going into the Airforce....and all I really wanted to do was pilot an F14 Tomcat....I still do, but I can't kill. It's not in my nature, and it made my father emotionless.

As a woman, it's not in your nature to work outside the home. Why not serve your country by making sure that Christian Soldiers have a nice juicy steak to come home to when they finish a hard day's work of killing ragheads?

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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I've never even heard of this "Odin Quincannon"....
The SK was a cartoon. First episode was aired on 9/11/93. Now, what's wrong with an awesome pilot and a genius of a WSO who protect an entire city single handedly? The fact that they are much braver and more compasionate than you could ever be?

Hon, I like cooking, but I'm not going to slave away for hours....

[Brother Temperance]

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The SK was a cartoon. First episode was aired on 9/11/...

And I suppose you expect us to believe that's just a "coincidence".

[Joh]

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should be burned and banned all round the world.

These mutants represent a mentality which include vigilanticism.

Only the Lord may Punish those who deserve it. Praise the Lord! Help the Lord and boycot TMNT and destroy it!

How can you smite them when they're not real?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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How can you smite them when they're not real?

Shut up. If we had not smited them, some jap would have cloned them by now.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Dude! They're not real! Things that are not real cannot be cloned! You didn't smite anything! Donny, Mikey, Leo and Raph have been around for thirty-five freaking years! They actually used to have a sister.... I think she only lasted half a season but don't quote me on that.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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And, yes, BT that is just a coincidence.... The guys who created the SK were American and it was aired on the Turner Brodcasting Networks (i.e. cartoon network... various local channels). After two seasons it was canceled. It didn't sell enough products. Thing was, you really had to look to find them. Only a serious fan would have been able to find them.

[Brother Temperance]

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Dude! They're not real! Things that are not real cannot be cloned! You didn't smite anything! Donny, Mikey, Leo and Raph have been around for thirty-five freaking years! They actually used to have a sister.... I think she only lasted half a season but don't quote me on that.

Seeing as they were Italians, I don't think anyone, human or turtle, could take that much incestuous fornication and survive for much more than half a season.

And, yes, BT that is just a coincidence.... The guys who created the SK were American and it was aired on the Turner Brodcasting Networks (i.e. cartoon network... various local channels).

So, it was made by JEWS and first aired on 9/11? How can you even try and deny the conspiracy going on here, Astrid?

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Hon, one the Turtles were not Italian. Their names were. Two, Neither one had any feelings for Venus (I think that was her name... It started with a "V") that is just gross and we all know it.
The SWAT Kats were not a conspiracy for 9/11 that was just absurd. 9/11 was tragic, but that's as wacky as trying to say the Government did it. How do you even come by that assumption? Your crazy logic? A child's cartoon! Honestly!

[Brother Temperance]

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Hon, one the Turtles were not Italian. Their names were.

What, so you're claiming the Papist weirdos who created this show were deliberately trying to mislead small children?

Two, Neither one had any feelings for Venus (I think that was her name... It started with a "V")...

I'll let that speak for itself.

The SWAT Kats were not a conspiracy for 9/11 that was just absurd. 9/11 was tragic, but that's as wacky as trying to say the Government did it. How do you even come by that assumption? Your crazy logic? A child's cartoon! Honestly!

Honey, have you ever read a book called "the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?"