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  • Hotjer
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    • Sep 2007
    • 37

    #1

    The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should be burned and banned all round the world.

    These mutants represent a mentality which include vigilanticism.

    Only the Lord may Punish those who deserve it. Praise the Lord! Help the Lord and boycot TMNT and destroy it!
  • Talitha
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    #2
    Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

    I hate to have to agree with you, but I believe you are right.
    They are not only evil but the one named Donatello is a self-confessed Faggot!
    I now refuse to eat turtle for fear of catching the AIDS.

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    • Brother V
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      • Sep 2006
      • 3481

      #3
      Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

      Originally posted by Hotjer View Post
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should be burned and banned all round the world.

      These mutants represent a mentality which include vigilanticism.

      Only the Lord may Punish those who deserve it. Praise the Lord! Help the Lord and boycot TMNT and destroy it!
      Friend, while the sacrifice of "turtles" is specifically mentioned in Leviticus and in Numbers, here it is in reference to turtledoves and not the shelled creature.

      A sacrifice of a reptile to the LORD would not be a good idea. God likes birds and lambs and rams and bulls.

      YIC
      V
      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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      • Blind leading the blind
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        • Jun 2007
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        #4
        Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

        .....Hotjer.....you're a little late. The Boys have been around for thirty-five years.
        Speaking of the Boys, if you condemn them, you condemn every superhero AND the SWAT Kats, who have all saved countless lives in their own respect. You don't want to do that, I don't think, do you?

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        • Brother V
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          • Sep 2006
          • 3481

          #5
          Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

          Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
          if you condemn them, you condemn every superhero AND the SWAT Kats, who have all saved countless lives in their own respect. You don't want to do that, I don't think, do you?
          Exactly which "superhero" died for your sins?

          Jesus wasn't a superhero, they require gadgets or mutations. Jesus was/is perfect, so He doesn't count as one of them. That and He wasn't on "the superfriends".
          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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          • Bobby-Joe
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            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
            .....Hotjer.....you're a little late. The Boys have been around for thirty-five years.
            Speaking of the Boys, if you condemn them, you condemn every superhero AND the SWAT Kats, who have all saved countless lives in their own respect. You don't want to do that, I don't think, do you?
            Oh give me a break. We're talking about a bunch fictional characters here. It's not like they are Jack Baur or something.

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            • Hotjer
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              • Sep 2007
              • 37

              #7
              Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

              Originally posted by Brother V View Post
              Friend, while the sacrifice of "turtles" is specifically mentioned in Leviticus and in Numbers, here it is in reference to turtledoves and not the shelled creature.

              A sacrifice of a reptile to the LORD would not be a good idea. God likes birds and lambs and rams and bulls.

              YIC
              V
              Sorry for the misunderstanding. I don't want people to sacrifice real-life turtles, what I'm talking about is only about the fictional reptiles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Burn, destroy, and boycot them!

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              • Blind leading the blind
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                #8
                Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

                Being on "The Superfriends" does not constitute being a superhero. None of the Marvel superheroes were on "The Superfriends".
                All aside, this goes back to it is fiction and everyone knows it! This is what inspires kids to become cops. I was going to join the Airforce under the influence of Chance "T-Bone" Furlong, from SWAT Kats: the Radical Squadron. T-Bone was a phenomonal pilot, and I wanted to fly that well, but i wouldn't last five seconds in military life...I get that from looking at my father.

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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  • Sep 2006
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                  #9
                  Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

                  Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                  Being on "The Superfriends" does not constitute being a superhero. None of the Marvel superheroes were on "The Superfriends".
                  All aside, this goes back to it is fiction and everyone knows it! This is what inspires kids to become cops. I was going to join the Airforce under the influence of Chance "T-Bone" Furlong, from SWAT Kats: the Radical Squadron. T-Bone was a phenomonal pilot, and I wanted to fly that well, but i wouldn't last five seconds in military life...I get that from looking at my father.
                  You refuse to join the Godly military to fight Jesus enemies? This will not do friend, not at all.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Blind leading the blind
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                    #10
                    Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

                    I refuse because I know that I am not cut out for it. I know that therefore I'm not going into the Airforce....and all I really wanted to do was pilot an F14 Tomcat....I still do, but I can't kill. It's not in my nature, and it made my father emotionless. I don't want that to happen to me.

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                      • Dec 2006
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                      #11
                      Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

                      Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                      Being on "The Superfriends" does not constitute being a superhero. None of the Marvel superheroes were on "The Superfriends".
                      All aside, this goes back to it is fiction and everyone knows it! This is what inspires kids to become cops. I was going to join the Airforce under the influence of Chance "T-Bone" Furlong, from SWAT Kats: the Radical Squadron. T-Bone was a phenomonal pilot, and I wanted to fly that well, but i wouldn't last five seconds in military life...I get that from looking at my father.
                      Do you normally base your life decisions on furry fiction?
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                      • Blind leading the blind
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                        #12
                        Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

                        It was my inspiration. I wanted to fight because Chance fought... and I was four, I mean, come on! Besides I want to teach high school anyway. BIG carreer change in twelve years.

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                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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                          • Jun 2007
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                          #13
                          Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

                          The F-14 Tomcat is not used by the USAF anymore.

                          Iran, however, does still use the F-14.

                          You're not going to fly the F-14, in fact, you'll never fly again, not even as a passenger. I've emailed this thread the DOF. Welcome to the No-Fly List, traitor.
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
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                            • Sep 2006
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                            #14
                            Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

                            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                            I refuse because I know that I am not cut out for it. I know that therefore I'm not going into the Airforce....and all I really wanted to do was pilot an F14 Tomcat....I still do, but I can't kill. It's not in my nature, and it made my father emotionless. I don't want that to happen to me.
                            All that killing for Jesus made your father STRONG. Did you expect him to prance around the house with a limp wrist telling you how much he wants to cuddle? The Godly U.S. Military made a MAN out of your father, and it can do the same for you! But first you'll need to give up your sodomy hobby. And stop supporting Al-Queada. And stop hating Jesus too.

                            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                            It was my inspiration. I wanted to fight because Chance fought... and I was four, I mean, come on! Besides I want to teach high school anyway. BIG carreer change in twelve years.
                            Do they actually allow nancyboys to teach in secular high schools now? Disgusting. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

                            Be a real Man like your father was. Love Jesus, kill in His name.
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                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Blind leading the blind
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                              #15
                              Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT

                              Somehow, I find this very hard to believe. The Tomcat is still used, and if I tried hard enough, I could fly one. If I tried hard enough, I can do anything.
                              Now, going back to The Turtles. The problem with you guys is you cannot see it for what it truly is: a fun cartoon and movie series for children. Though the earlier movies were for an older crowd. You need to learn to have more fun in life.
                              Zeak! I! Am! A! Girl! I like guys....some types more than others, but I am a girl who likes guys. Please get that through your thick skull!

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