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  • Cantankeros josh
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2010
    • 12

    #1

    I've decided

    I've decided to become Christian, mind you I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me, and at this moment I want to make sure I’m perfect to give myself to Christ.

    So I’ve cut down on smoking, haven't masturbated in about 2 weeks, I’ve quit drugs, cut down on alcohol, abandoned all thoughts of getting tattoo, have heavily cut down on video games, and I don't listen to metal music anymore.

    Also I was wondering do I have to quit bmx riding, I’ve always enjoyed it, and some what decent at.

    And another question, does anybody know where to get a KJV1611, preferably cheap or even free, it doesn’t have to be the actual thing, even the book just copied to computer or something.

    Thank you all for showing me the error of my ways

    P.S sorry if I put this in the wrong section







  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: I've decided

    Originally posted by Cantankeros josh View Post
    And another question, does anybody know where to get a KJV1611, preferably cheap or even free, it doesn’t have to be the actual thing, even the book just copied to computer or something.
    Here is an online Bible to get you started, dear. If you are sincere in changing your ways and seeking Christ, you will have our full support.
    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #3
      Re: I've decided

      Originally posted by Cantankeros josh View Post
      And another question, does anybody know where to get a KJV1611, preferably cheap or even free,
      biblepath.com is your first and best source for all of the information you’re looking for. From general topics to more of what you would expect to find here, biblepath.com has it all. We hope you find what you are searching for!


      14.33MB ..... Funny. I thought that was a chapter and verse!
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: I've decided

        Originally posted by Cantankeros josh View Post
        I've decided to become Christian, mind you I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me, and at this moment I want to make sure I’m perfect to give myself to Christ.

        So I’ve cut down on smoking, haven't masturbated in about 2 weeks, I’ve quit drugs, cut down on alcohol, abandoned all thoughts of getting tattoo, have heavily cut down on video games, and I don't listen to metal music anymore.

        Also I was wondering do I have to quit bmx riding, I’ve always enjoyed it, and some what decent at.

        And another question, does anybody know where to get a KJV1611, preferably cheap or even free, it doesn’t have to be the actual thing, even the book just copied to computer or something.

        Thank you all for showing me the error of my ways

        P.S sorry if I put this in the wrong section
        I believe that there are Christian BMX Ministies.

        However, may I suggest you make sure that the Saddle you choose on your machine has no capability of giving you any erotic pleasures.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: I've decided

          Originally posted by Cantankeros josh View Post

          Also I was wondering do I have to quit bmx riding, I’ve always enjoyed it, and some what decent at.
          This all depends on one thing: can you look like a heterosexual while you ride a bike? Few men can.

          1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version)

          9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: I've decided

            Are you willing to take a bath in Christ's blood, boy? Are you willing to give yourself up to Him, worship Him in the way He demands?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Mark Christ
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2010
              • 84

              #7
              Re: I've decided

              Originally posted by Cantankeros josh View Post

              So I’ve cut down on smoking, haven't masturbated in about 2 weeks, I’ve quit drugs, cut down on alcohol, abandoned all thoughts of getting tattoo, have heavily cut down on video games, and I don't listen to metal music anymore.
              Be prepared to be cut down by Jesus if you don't stop your evil ways now.

              Filthy sinner.

              Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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              • Dirk
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 1425

                #8
                Re: I've decided

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Are you willing to take a bath in Christ's blood, boy? Are you willing to give yourself up to Him, worship Him in the way He demands?
                I know I did!

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