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  • #91
    Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

    I think she is trying to whore herself
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • #92
      Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

      Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View Post
      I think she is trying to whore herself
      All Russian women are drunken whores. And they have mustaches by the time they reach 30.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #93
        Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

        Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
        -According to Jesus, there is no sex or heaven in marriage. Mark 12:25

        -One of the followers of Jesus was a young, nearly naked man who dropped his linen cloth and "fled from them naked" when the priests came to arrest Jesus. Mark 15:51-52
        What Jesus actually said was:

        For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given to marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.--Mark 12:25

        Mark 15:51-52 does not even exist

        You should be trying to get busy rubbing your husband's feet or baking some delicious pie for him.

        You are not convincing anyone here of anything special.

        Special to us, is Praising the Lord's Mighty Name and working towards going to Heaven!
        1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

        But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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        • #94
          Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

          Originally posted by Sylvia View Post
          What Jesus actually said was:

          For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given to marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.--Mark 12:25

          Mark 15:51-52 does not even exist
          The drunken whore posted 15 instead of 14

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          • #95
            Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

            -Paul explains that "the natural use" of women is to act as sexual objects for the pleasure of men. Romans 1:27

            -Paul, judging from rumors alone, complains that there are fornicators among his followers in Corinth; he is even worried that some have had sex with their fathers' wives. He says that those who have done these things should be "delivered to Satan for the destruction of the flesh" so that their soul can be saved. 1 Corinthians 5:1-5

            -Paul asks if he should "take the members of Christ, and make them members of an harlot?" He further asks, "Know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body?" 1 Corinthians 6:15-16

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            • #96
              Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

              Are we going to end up with the entire SAB content over here?
              Drama queen

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              • #97
                Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Are we going to end up with the entire SAB content over here?
                The russian commie seems to like it.
                2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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                • #98
                  Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                  Originally posted by Sister Pamela View Post
                  The russian commie seems to like it.
                  Well we all know you followers of Elohim do seem to have certain preoccupations with sex, usually based on the fact others are doing it and have fun.
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                  • #99
                    Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Well we all know you followers of Elohim do seem to have certain preoccupations with sex, usually based on the fact others are doing it and have fun.
                    Sex is not a sin if it's between a husband and a wife. How else are they supposed to produce Soldiers for Christ?
                    2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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                    • #100
                      Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                      Originally posted by Sister Pamela View Post
                      Sex is not a sin if it's between a husband and a wife. How else are they supposed to produce Soldiers for Christ?
                      Sex is not a sin.
                      And the Lord God wants us to enjoy it.

                      8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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                      • #101
                        Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        The drunken whore posted 15 instead of 14
                        Oh thanks dear Poet!

                        And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:

                        And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.--Mark 14:51-52

                        The young man had nothing over his body but the linen cloth. That is why, when they grabbed him, he pulled free of the cloth and ran, naked.

                        What a bore, Bogdanitchka, to read your "quotes" -- I have never met anyone with such poor interpretation skills as you.
                        1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

                        But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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                        • #102
                          Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                          -Paul wishes that men and woman abstain from sex, but tells them to "come together" to avoid being tempted by Satan. 1 Corinthians 7:5

                          -Paul, like Jesus and the other New Testament writers, expects the end to come soon. "The time is short." So there's no time for sex or marriage, since the world will be ending soon. 1 Corinthians 7:29

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