[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

I have an addiction to sex. Satan has taken over my desires and I spend all my time thinking about sex.

Sinners have magazines and movies for people like you. Please don't use the Holy Scriptures for your own disgusting fetishes.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

Sinners have magazines and movies for people like you. Please don't use the Holy Scriptures for your own disgusting fetishes.

I'm just quoting what's in the Bible. What is the problem here???

-If you see a pretty woman among the war captives and would like her for a wife, then just bring her home and have sex with her. Later, if you decide you don't like her, you can "let her go." Deuteronomy 21:11-14

- If a man marries, then decides that he hates his wife, he can claim she wasn't a virgin when they were married. If her father can't produce the "tokens of her virginity" (bloody sheets), then the woman is to be stoned to death at her father's doorstep. Deuteronomy 22:13-21

-If a man has sex with a married woman, they will be killed Deuteronomy 22:22 (notice there is no law for a married man having sex with another woman...)

-If an engaged virgin is raped in the city and doesn't cry out loud enough, then "he men of the city shall stone her to death. Deuteronomy 22:23-24

-If a woman is raped in the country, then only the man shall die (since there was no one to hear her if she cried out.) Deuteronomy 22:25

-If a man rapes an unbetrothed virgin, he must pay her father a small fine and then marry her. Deuteronomy 22:28

-You can't go to church if your testicles are damaged or your penis has been cut off. Deuteronomy 23:1

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

I'm just quoting what's in the Bible

No, you are making your own version of it. And no one cares about the BOG-ALK-BARF-2010 Bible, we only care about the KJV1611 Holy Bible as God made it for us.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

No, you are making your own version of it. And no one cares about the BOG-ALK-BARF-2010 Bible, we only care about the KJV1611 Holy Bible as God made it for us.

How am I making my own version of it, sir?

-If a man dies without having a child, his brother shall "go in unto" his dead brother's wife. If he refuses, the dead man's wife is to loosen his shoe and spit in his face. Deuteronomy 25:5-10

-If two men fight and the wife of one grabs the genitals of the other, then her hand must be caught off, and she will not be pitied. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

-God warns if you disobey his law, he will curse you by having another man sleep with your fiancee. Deuteronomy 28:30

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

How am I making my own version of it, sir?

By writing your own text instead of copying what is actually in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

An example, Deuteronomy 21:11-14.

Your version: If you see a pretty woman among the war captives and would like her for a wife, then just bring her home and have sex with her. Later, if you decide you don't like her, you can "let her go."

What the real KJV1611 Holy Bible says: And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

All of your stuff is copied and pasted from the Sceptics Annotated Bible. Are none of you atheists capable of thinking for yourselves? All you people do is come onto our CHRISTIAN board and parrot the same stuff over and over.

And because you started this thread, we will be attacked by the teenage trolls that are out for summer. We've already had one that was left up. How many have the Pastors already had to delete?

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

By writing your own text instead of copying what is actually in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

And the difference is? Oh right, one is in archaic language that disgusts your sensibilities less.

-Joshua's spies "come unto" a prostitute, and they weren't very discreet about it either, as the King of Jericho soon found out about it. Joshua 2:1-4

-At God's command, Joshua circumcises the Israelites a second time (how is that possible???), at a place called the Hill of the Foreskins. Joshua 5:2-3

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

I wish that woman Bogroll AlkaSeltzer would come to her point and tell us the bottom line! All she seems to have done is quote Bible stories and put an exclamation mark after them.

I appreciate people being astounded by the incisive nature of The Word of The Lord but this is becoming a trifle wearing.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

And the difference is? Oh right, one is in archaic language that disgusts your sensibilities less.

-Joshua's spies "come unto" a prostitute, and they weren't very discreet about it either, as the King of Jericho soon found out about it. Joshua 2:1-4

-At God's command, Joshua circumcises the Israelites a second time (how is that possible???), at a place called the Hill of the Foreskins. Joshua 5:2-3

Atheistic twaddle. Yap, yap yap.

Why do you care if you don't even believe in His Word?

Shouldn't you be fornicating with a statue of Stalin?

Get saved in Christ or fry!

Your choice.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

-A man of God came unto me [Samson's mom]."
She didn't ask him any questions and he didn't tell her his name.
"The angel of God came again unto the woman as she sat in the field: but Manoah her husband was not with her."
Husbands are never around when angels come unto women and make them pregnant. Judges 13:9

-Samson sees a pretty girl, and asks her father to buy her for him. Judges 14:1-3

-After ripping up a lion, Samson went to visit the Philistine woman that he fell in lust with earlier. "And she pleased Samson well." Judges 14:7

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

At least she's making an attempt to study the Word of God.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

-"If ye had not plowed with my heifer"
Samson called his wife a heifer and accuses the Philistines of having sex with her. Judges 14:18

-Samson wants to have sex with his wife in the bedroom, but his father-in-law won't let him. Judges 15:1

-"Then went Samson to Gaza, and saw there an harlot, and went in unto her." Judges 16:1

-"Afterward ... he loved a woman ... whose name was Delilah."Judges 16:4

-After taking in a traveling Levite, the host offers his virgin daughter and his guest's concubine to a mob of perverts (who want to have sex with his guest). The mob refuses the daughter, but accepts the concubine and they "abuse her all night." The next morning she crawls back to the doorstep and dies. The Levite puts her dead body on an ass and takes her home. Then he chops her body up into twelve pieces and sends them to each of the twelve tribes of Israel. Judges 19:22-30

[Tumpelritter]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

-"If ye had not plowed with my heifer"
Samson called his wife a heifer and accuses the Philistines of having sex with her. Judges 14:18

-Samson wants to have sex with his wife in the bedroom, but his father-in-law won't let him. Judges 15:1

-"Then went Samson to Gaza, and saw there an harlot, and went in unto her." Judges 16:1

-"Afterward ... he loved a woman ... whose name was Delilah."Judges 16:4

-After taking in a traveling Levite, the host offers his virgin daughter and his guest's concubine to a mob of perverts (who want to have sex with his guest). The mob refuses the daughter, but accepts the concubine and they "abuse her all night." The next morning she crawls back to the doorstep and dies. The Levite puts her dead body on an ass and takes her home. Then he chops her body up into twelve pieces and sends them to each of the twelve tribes of Israel. Judges 19:22-30

Considering all this makes one thing clear to me: the secret goal of secular pornography is to lure readers away from the Scripture. Thats why someone (Obama? Satan?) makes all those filthy movies: to keep people away from the clean, Christian, family friendly version of sexual perv... reproduction in the Bible.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

-Naomi (Ruth's mother-in-law) advises Ruth as to how to best seduce Boaz. She tells her to wait until he is a bit drunk and has fallen asleep. Then "go in and uncover his feet [a biblical euphemism for male genitals], and lay thee down; and he will tell thee what to do." Ruth 3:3-4

-Ruth does as Naomi says, and then at midnight Boaz wakes up and finds Ruth "at his feet." He asks who she is, and she says, "I am Ruth thine handmaid: spread therefore your skirt over thine handmaid." Ruth 3:7-9

-Boaz seems agreeable to the suggestion and says, "I will do thee all that thou requirest." Next he asks her to "Tarry this night ... lie down until the morning." so Ruth "lay at his feet until morning." Ruth 3:11-14

-Boaz "went in unto" Ruth and "the Lord gave her conception, and she bare a son." Ruth 4:13

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

Amazing, are you trying to break the world "rambling on" record?