[Bogdana Alkeav]

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-Jerusalem is compared to a naked woman who sighs and turns backward. "Her filthiness is in her skirts." Lamentations 1:8-9

-The adversary puts his hand upon "all her pleasant things. Lamentations 1:10

-When God gets angry at you he calls you a drunken whore. Lamentations 4:21

[BelieverInGod]

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Is this what a "conversation" is in the USSR? You just say something and whenever someone says something you just say "no your wrong" and continue your blather without missing a beat?

[Bogdana Alkeav]

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-More talk of harlots who have sex under every tree. Jeremiah 3:6

-Judah commits adultery with "stocks and stones." Jeremiah 3:9

-Jeremiah just can't quit talking about sex under the trees. Jeremiah 3:13

-"As fed horses in the morning: everyone neighed after his neighbor's wife." Jeremiah 5:8

-God compares the destruction of Jerusalem to the rape of a woman who deserves to be raped because she has sinned. Jeremiah 13:22

-God plans to expose Jerusalem's private parts to the world by lifting her skirt over her head, so to speak. He's seen her commit whoredoms and abominations and whatnot on the hills, and he's getting darned sick of it! Jeremiah 13:26-27

[BelieverInGod]

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You're still not "discussing" anything. You're basically no more intelligent than the average spambot.

As for the Blue Letter Bible, I only use it because it's easier to type feet in there and get a number than to go through my own KJV and count the references to feet.

But you go on clinging to all those little faults, I'm sure they'll make you feel better when you're being tortured in hell. You can explain to the demons how the Bible was wrong because it's filled with sex.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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If not one jot or tittle has passed from the law, why are you allowed to eat porkchops? Yes, I know, Jesus said so. But that means Jesus' is contradicting this. Jesus also seemed to disregard laws of ritual cleanness, the Sabbath day, the rules of divorce, the punishment for adultery, the necessity of animal sacrifices, and probably more that escape me.

Dear Stalinist strumpet:

By twisting Scripture to make it sound internally inconsistent, something that God's Word just cannot be, you've earned yourself some shiny new infraction points. Have fun with them.

[Cranky Old Man]

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[Bogdana Alkeav]

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-Jeremiah insults people by calling them "harlots" who have sex on every hill and under every tree. Jeremiah 2:20

-God compares Jerusalem's sinful ways to a promiscuous woman, or a wild donkey in heat. Jeremiah 2:24

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"Thou hast played the harlot with many lovers."
A divorced woman is "polluted" when she remarries. The man, of course, remains perfectly clean through it all, even though he was the one who "put her away" in the first place. Jeremiah 3:1

-A woman can't even sit anymore without being condemned by God. "In the ways thou hast sat for them, as the Arabian in the wilderness; and thou hast polluted the land with thy whoredoms." Jeremiah 3:2

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm simply trying to understand why the Bible spends so much time describing all of these sordid sexual affairs. Is this a guide to how we are supposed to act?

Yes. The Holy Bible is a guide to how we are supposed to act! Glad we had this useful discussion now, now please stop talking.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

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-God will "smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion" and "will discover their secret parts" since he doesn't like the way they dress and walk. Isaiah 3:16

-Isaiah has sex with a prophetess who conceives and bears a son. (You weren't expecting a daughter, were you?) God then tells Isaiah to call his name Mathershalalhashbaz. (It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?) Isaiah 8:3

-God tells Isaiah to take off all his clothes and to wander about completely naked for three years as a "sign and a wonder." In this way he will be just like the Egyptian captives who will walk about naked "with their buttocks uncovered." Isaiah 20:2-5

-Tyre "shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world," and her hire shall be holiness to the Lord." Isaiah 23:17-18

-"Tremble, ye women that are at ease .. strip you, and make you bare ... They shall lament for the teats." Isaiah 32:12

-"Thy nakedness shall be uncovered." as a punishment for sin. Isaiah 47:3

[Bogdana Alkeav]

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Let's revisit one of the Bible verses that Brother True Disciple quoted to you:

Matt. 5:18: For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Have heaven and earth passed?

If not one jot or tittle has passed from the law, why are you allowed to eat porkchops? Yes, I know, Jesus said so. But that means Jesus' is contradicting this. Jesus also seemed to disregard laws of ritual cleanness, the Sabbath day, the rules of divorce, the punishment for adultery, the necessity of animal sacrifices, and probably more that escape me.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@ Bog

You are deliberately trying to make it look like the Bible is full of sexual material. You are the one who is preoccupied with sex, not God. You're not fooling anybody.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Oh yeah, one quote REALLY makes your point. Never mind that Jesus said he was coming to fulfill the Law, meaning he was going to do away with it according to almost every interpretation ever made.

Let's revisit one of the Bible verses that Brother True Disciple quoted to you:

Matt. 5:18: For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Have heaven and earth passed?

[Bogdana Alkeav]

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-"Come [Solomon?] ... blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits."

-"My beloved [Solomon?] put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him." 5:4

-"My hands dropped with myrrh.... I opened to my beloved [Solomon?]; but my beloved had withdrawn himself."

-"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins." - said Solomon.

-"How pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! ... Thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine."- said Solomon.

-"Let us get up early to the vineyards ... there will I give thee my loves." - said Solomon

-"His [Solomon's?] left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.... Stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please."

-"We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts ... But my breasts [are] like towers." - Solomon's lover brags about her bra size?

[Bogdana Alkeav]

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What Leviticus has to do with the Old Testament? Excuse me?

Oh yeah, one quote REALLY makes your point. Never mind that Jesus said he was coming to fulfill the Law, meaning he was going to do away with it according to almost every interpretation ever made.

Luke 16:16 The law and the prophets were until John [the Baptist]: since that time the kingdom of heaven is preached.
Romans 6:14 Ye are not under the law, but under grace.
Romans 7:4, 6 Ye also are become dead to the law by the body of Christ .... We are delivered from the law, that being dead.
Romans 10:4 Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth.
2 Corinthians 3:14 But their minds were blinded: for until this day remaineth the same veil untaken away in the reading of the old testament; which veil is done away in Christ.
Galatians 3:13 Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law.
Galatians 3:24-25 Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith. But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster.
Galatians 5:18 But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.
Ephesians 2:15 Having abolished in his flesh the enmity, even the law of commandments contained in ordinances.
Colossians 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances ... nailing it to his cross.

Finally, Song of Solomon is about Jesus and the church? Where does this idea come from? I don't know what kind of mushrooms grow in the forests of Siberia, but they're doubtlessly detrimental to your mental health, lady.

That is the interpretation I have been told by every Christian I've ever met as to what Song of Solomon means to the Bible. Do you agree then that it is just a song about a man's sexual escapades with a woman he is probably not married to?

[True Disciple]

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Right, but what do Levitical laws have to do with Christians? You don't eat porkchops either?

What Leviticus has to do with the Old Testament? Excuse me?

Matthew 5:17-19:
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

The reason I eat pork is because Jesus provides a special amendment to the laws for meat:

Acts 10:12-15:
Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common

Finally, Song of Solomon is about Jesus and the church? Where does this idea come from? I don't know what kind of mushrooms grow in the forests of Siberia, but they're doubtlessly detrimental to your mental health, lady.