[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Breast Feeding

Similac had not been invented when Jesus was born. All babies were breast-fed back then, and breast milk is still the best nourishment for infants.

No way! All babies were breast-fed?

Back then?

Breast Milk?

For babies?

Stop it. Stop it!! Stop it!!! STOP IT!!!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Breast Feeding

Similac had not been invented when Jesus was born. All babies were breast-fed back then, and breast milk is still the best nourishment for infants.

My Lord and Savior did not suck on sweater cows. Is it so far-fetched to believe that He performed His first miracle by summoning baby formula from the future?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Breast Feeding

Is it so far-fetched to believe that He performed His first miracle by summoning baby formula from the future?

yes.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Breast Feeding

My Lord and Savior did not suck on sweater cows. Is it so far-fetched to believe that He performed His first miracle by summoning baby formula from the future?

Not impossble at all Mr. Hatchet!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Breast Feeding

Not impossble at all Mr. Hatchet!

Finally someone with common sense!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Breast Feeding

I was simply responding to Miss Changes-Names when she "pointed out" that babies were breast fed in the past. Actually, it's quite likely that the Baby Jesus/God did summon formula from the future to feed his earthly body in a more Godly way. Why, there is good chance Jesus only ate "for show". Why would God/Baby Jesus need to eat at all? And it would solve the rather embarassing issue of picturing our Lord "doing his business".

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Breast Feeding

JESUS WAS NOT BREAST FED!!!

It is a well known FACT that breast feeding causes homerism and we all KNOW JESUS is NO homer!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Breast Feeding

Similac had not been invented when Jesus was born. All babies were breast-fed back then, and breast milk is still the best nourishment for infants.

If God could impregnate the Virgin Mary without even using his tallywacker, summoning a little Similac from the future would be mere child's play. In fact, the Three Wise Men were carrying cans of Similac as gifts for the newborn child - Mary certainly didn't get them by shopping at Wal-Mart.

YIC,
Buford

[savinggraceless]

Re: Breast Feeding

I only have one thing to say...denial!

[Jean Poole]

Re: Breast Feeding

I only have one thing to say...denial!

As have I...heathen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Breast Feeding

I only have one thing to say...denial!

That's a river in Egypt isn't it? I read about it in the Holy Word of God. In the book of Exodus, Chapter 7, we learned that God had Moses turn the Nile into a river of blood.

Is that what you're trying to say, lady?

[savinggraceless]

Re: Breast Feeding

That's a river in Egypt isn't it? I read about it in the Holy Word of God. In the book of Exodus, Chapter 7, we learned that God had Moses turn the Nile into a river of blood.

Is that what you're trying to say, lady?

I chose to ignore your sarcastic insult. You know full well what I meant, and if I should have to explain it to you then you are a sad case indeed.

Did you know that children in developing countries who are breastfeed are healthy than the children in America? Why, because breast milk is the best thing for them at that point in their lives and breast milk has many vital nutrients that formulated milk does not have. God made women with them as a way for them to take care of their children. What do you think Eve used when nursing Cain and Abel? Or what do you think Mary used when nursing the Christ child? It's a no brainer.

[Jean Poole]

Re: Breast Feeding

If you would look further back in the thread, Miss Lazy, you will see that that "problem" has already been solved. Jesus' first miracle was to bring bottles of Similac from the future.

Obviously Jesus cannot suckle the body fluids of anyone sinful!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Breast Feeding

I chose to ignore your sarcastic insult. You know full well what I meant, and if I should have to explain it to you then you are a sad case indeed.

Did you know that children in developing countries who are breastfeed are healthy than the children in America?

If that is true, then why is it that AMERICA is the most powerful nation on earth? Why is it that our Godly Soldiers are sending islamofacists to hell on a daily basis over in Iraq? If foreigners are making such strapping healthy babies through their perverse incestuous practices, then why do they cower in the face of American Might?!

It's a no brainer.

Your field of expertise.

[savinggraceless]

Re: Breast Feeding

you will see that that "problem" has already been solved. Jesus' first miracle was to bring bottles of Similac from the future.

THAT, my friend is a LIE and is NO WHERE in Scripture!